Just shave it off, bro

Unless you look like this

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He looks so sad. Obliviously from years of getting no pussy

He might have lied about height, but he is still pretty tall, google pics of him with obama.

If they lied it wasn't that big of lie, the estimate the doc gave was bmi of 29.9 or something like that, maybe he's bmi 32. Still a fatass either way.

Fucking yellow shit I don't care about the wall but please lose 40 pounds so much money for that body why even live

>when you have to pretend earth is spherical

>I don't understand how is he still so fat, who was our last fat president?

Might have actually been Taft.

The face of a broken man, who has sacrificed his chance at love and sexual success in order to devote his life to exploring space.

Godspeed and thank you for your service.

Oh my fucking god, Martin Sheen IS Trump.

he looks like fucking eminem

He looks better on the right.

Hail the last protector of humanity

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10/10 would vote for the one on the right

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>No one takes you seriously when you're bald
This is true if you have a round face without sharp features and are not fit. Fit bald guys have nothing to lose and so are inherently more dangerous.

kek, fucking virgin

i would vote for the one on the right if he wore a robot armor

Hands down the best thigh gap in video game history

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just shave it off bro

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Bald only seems to work if you have a VERY manly voice.

Too bad it's hard to build a wall in space
But I'm sure as hell gonna give it my very best shot

According to Jow Forums bald only works if you have 10/10 looks, a chiseled jawline, can diddly at least lmao6pl8 for reps (or if that lift is a meme OHP lmao4pl8) and now also a VERY manly voice.

What the fuck I don't remember Illusive Man being handsome

Chad shave it off bro vs virgin full head of hair

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You think he fucked big blue tiddied matriarchs and top cardio bunnies of the galaxy just thanks to being crazy rich?

It's all about the eyes, but Illusive Man is Chad Tier in the second part

well that would do it

I'm gonna turn into a /fa/ggot for a second.
Baldness works very well with a good jawline.
If you have a decent jawline that's fine, but if you've got edges and muscles on your jaw then being bald is gonna do wonders for you, especially if your hairline is receding.

the other shit you mentioned doesn't really matter much and is only attached to baldness due to certain stereotypes about bald men being masculine.

>"You want to know the Real reason I brought you back Shepard?"

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he needs the extra energy storage for when the racewar begins. the donald knows food will be in short supply and he will have to resort to eating the dead bodies of dead niggers/spics/kikes/non anglos

According to fit, that’s also true for hair

True, how could I forget

It's rare for a bald guy to make me wet. No offense but many of the ones I've seen took like man baby's. Maybe my gym has a bad batch I don't know. I do love running my fingers through a man's hair though.

Do you feel the same about bald guys with beards?

lol, homo

Or this

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>Some lame ass teacher and a guy who lies to the public for a living
losers

It's very hard for a bald guy to pull off a beard. He has to have a real rugged took going on.

This guy gets it

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Stop trying to make him into a instagram worthy piece of male imagery like he's not an utter cuck to global finance capital, niggers, immigrants, and nafta.

He looks like an old Lex Luthor.

>tfw this man fucked every upper-class college girl in the 70s, including John Mulaney's mom
Imagine competing with his smooth looks and that accent back when he was young. He truly was a Chad

>Nobody cared who I was before the comb over

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But he has a full head of hair

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it was kinda rapey how Shepard was like 40 years old and Tali was like 15 but I still romance her every time

>But he has a full head of hair
I think what she's trying to say is, the only good looking bald guy is a bald guy with hair.

Right looks like a commie trump.

Tom hardy has the grossest fucking lips

Post face and body or I literally don’t care what’s you say.

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I doubt the top of his head would look like that.

They got that top from a 50yr old. He's in his 70's. Age spots for sure

Still neck-pilled

No one cares, faggot.

damn how do I get traps like this guy?

is training traps gay?

>‘I’d go to a nightclub and girls would come up and grab my willy. Just like that,’ he said. ‘There were hands everywhere. From behind, from the sides, pulling and tugging. I couldn’t do anything about it.’

Makes you think.

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That's because he was given the perfect skull-shape. VERY rare people have it

>bucket of fried chicken, burger, fries, extra lard, no no, the large one
>and a diet coke

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he clearly has aids m8

So much baldness in this pic. Fuck that shit I'd rather be dead than bald

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>fat people look like shit
wow this changes everything...

Punished Trump actually looks like a science fiction military commander

Guy closest to trump is unironically hot

I have more hair on my nuts than all those guys combined jesus hell.

unironically looks better

Young JFK

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I want to play bowling all of a sudden

God he was aesthetic

Best hair of any president ever

Young silly willy

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And the ULTRA CHAD
Dave Koresh.
Fuck the government.

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The tweet is from 2012, the picture however, is more recent.

David Lynch has great hair still.

He does have a good head of hair, and he seems to get more and more flippant with it as he ages.

Based N7 poster

He’s very charismatic and was good looking wether you admit it or not

What's a good electric razor for shaving your head?

is that johnny sins?

came here to post this, thanks

Damn

It's his signature hair, it's fake as fuck but it's one of his most recognizable features so getting rid of it would be a mistake

They've both got part Celtic ancestry so that stands to reason. Broad face, somewhat of an underbite, etc

Call her what you will

trump can't grow facial hair, not in the genes

>t. beardlet myself

Illusive man and cerberus were such a cool concept. Ultra wealthy ascended human hiring a paramilitary squad to advance human supremacy. based and spacepilled.

>bald and graying trump turns into bald Martin Sheen

KEK
Underrated

I was thinking a game of billiards myself

>Just shave, bro. It doesn't matter as long as you're confident.

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Dude doesn't even need to open his mouth to smile.

I get shit for smiling with a closed mouth. My teeth are straight but I just don't know how to smile.

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Have you seen Reagan?

Ugly people will be criticized for any and everything, attractive people will be praised for no reason at all. It is known.

Is this the worst MOG in history?

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Gandy is a framelet and a skull-let next to other models.