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Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and blogposting general.

I WANT DIE EDITION

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Yes, it's reddit, but it's a good resource.

SARMS are a waste of money.They aren’t going to do much for you, stop asking about them.

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

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PLEASE DO IT FAGGOT

at least something good you achieved in your pathetic life. YOU KEN DE IT

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I'm going to dye my hair silver in probably a month for so. What do you think masT?

I did in fact join a gym the other day too. I'll be ordering a basic cycle some time next week. I also ordered some more kawaii sissy masks (pic related) to go with a new fit I've got in my head, some more coloured lenses, I also custom ordered a shirt with a design I put together so I can pick that up soon and I'll be ordering a ton of clothes next week too. I'm so excited. Clothes are so nice.

My retarded work friend messaged InstaGirl because he's trying extremely hard to wingman me and he asked her if I had done anything retarded yet and she said no. So eh. He thinks I have a good shot with her and so does the group chat like apoc, nano etc. Which makes me feel better but I still don't feel confident. She's so pretty and out of my league. I want die.

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>48989044
who the fuck is this masTer guy can someone fill me in? his autism attacks spread to me in the last thread, wanna know why that happened.

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being 5'2" causes bottled up rage. its proven by science

Oy vey, let me help you out goyim.. for a price.

You want 500mg+ of test minimum, 700mg of tren or more or 600mg of nandrolone and 800mg of EQ. Dbol. And then you'll need a bunch of drugs to deal with health issues and side effects; aromasin, don't forget the caber, some beta blockers, lovastatin, tudca, Tamoxifen, diuretics for all that water, and that's just for starters.

You cant just cruise on tren and skip all the expensive drugs to manage side effects.

He has the highest insecurity per pound of muscle in these threads

>I'll be ordering a basic cycle some time next week.
thanks for letting us know

Good thing the DEA is American and I'm not American (thank God).

Hey there mate

HAHAHHAHAA of course the steroid faggots are anime faggots as well not even surprised

He doesn't do steroids and he doesn't even lift

Very good.

I've done more steroids than you have.

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Doubt it

I had LASIK and they gave me steroid drops for my eyes

Dude stop that wing man bullshit. As a teen I was ghosted many times because I was hestating too much like you. Men are like hyena 's. You think you are the only men who wants to dick her?

And let me tell you about other people's opinion about this situation. Most people feel bad for you and that's why they will never tell you the fkcin truth. Same with woman. Many men interpret a woman kindness as she wanting the D. The fckin cringe

It's very simple once there is physicall attraction then it's just matter of asking if she wants to hang out. There is not much more to it. Everything from there just works or It doesn't. You cannot prepare for anything. Only thing is to learn from those mistakes and better yourself.

Everything you want but never will be

t. Punches walls if his gf comes within 50 feet of a penis

Real steroids.

I never wanted him to contact her in the first place.

> You think you are the only men who wants to dick her?
No. Of course not. She's a fucking weaboo gamer cosplay gurl who doesn't look like a troll. She's literally drowning in dicks. That's why I don't want to spam her with messages 24/7 so she writes me off as another beta orbiter looking to get 16 year old girl pussi.

My friend thinks, "Hey yes she probably is drowning in dicks but the difference is your dick is only 30 minutes away."

>Most people feel bad for you and that's why they will never tell you the fkcin truth
The fraud group has always been truthful with me so I believe them when they say she's in my league but it doesn't click in my head.

> There is not much more to it.
I feel you've got a simplistic idea of dating. Even a very pretty girl asked me out but I hated every facet of her lifestyle, I wouldn't hang out with her. Plus the girl is 16, I think she's an only child to Catholic parents. I need to convince her and she would then need to convince her parents that a 16 year old girl and 22 year old man are just up to having a date to have wholesome fun with no rape involved.

I need to demonstrate to her that
>I am physically attractive
>I am attracted to her not just because of her looks because she gets bombarded with beta orbiters wanting to suck her e-girl dick
>We share similar interests and hobbies and we could have a lot of fun together
>I'm not going to rape her

If I embarrassed about the situation I would never tell it in the first place.

I was drunk and paranoid from high test and couldn't analyze the situation fully. It was a stupid and beta move I learned from. Nothing to be ashamed of.

shut up idiot lol

Did you pay for the wall?

Dude that's not how woman work. Once they find you really attractive and have some sort of confidence there it not much that can go wrong especially with younger woman. That's how I expierenced it and you should just do what you think is best.

The only way is to ask her out. If she declines then you never found you attractive in the first plafe

What do you think?

pretty sure you're indian right? you sound indian lol

What is your gf saying about it now have you asked her? I have a similar story

> at some christmas party w my gf
> everyone around my age is drinking, some adults too
> fuck boy comes in, maybe 5’6 160lbs, decent face
> is chill for the beginning of the night, starts to get drunk
> starts showing my gf attention, I let it go
> literally staring at her full on now in his drunken state
> taps her on the shoulder and asks her to go somewhere with him
> BRB. anger goes from 0 to 10000.
> calmly ask him to go into the other room
> he follows
> when he gets there I grab his shirt and throw him up against the wall
> inb4 makeout or some gay shit you guys always come up with
> tell him if he ever fucking tries that shit again in front of my with my gf i’ll fuck his day up
> drunk dude literally looks like he’s about to piss his pants, he can feel my testosterone induced rage
> night goes on, I end up leaving early with her because I could tell I made things awkward for us

fuck that shit. i’m the king and she’s my queen. any guy try to get in between us is getting his fucking eyes torn out.

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told her later that night what happened and we immediately had sex after. she said she likes when I stand up for her in situations like that because it made her uncomfortable.

I will ask her out when I feel I've built up enough rapport with her and demonstrated they I'm not going to rape you just yet. Either way, if you're right and she's already made the decision then no harm, no foul, I still did things I wanted to do. If you're wrong, exact same situation. My way of doing things is just slower but it puts my mind at ease.

If only my friend would fuck off. He said that if I don't do anything, he's going to try with her. He's going to get fucking rekt though.

>just yet

>B&C for 4 years
>too big, hate myself, will be natty
>its been 5 days since my last hcg shot (5000 day 1, 5000 day 7) and ive just been taking 20nolva and 50clomid a day, probably 8 weeks to be safe


how long until my dick comes back again lads?

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>when he gets there I grab his shirt and throw him up against the wall
>inb4 makeout or some gay shit you guys always come up with
why even bother posting that shit if there's no gay romance involved?

also, isn't it your girls fault that she went after a manlet?

Never

> too big
doubt it. post body and height / weight?

she didn’t though. i’m 6’1 and BTFO this dude in height and size. she said it made her feel uncomfortable

I have to cover all angles with disclaimers when I talk to you guys

There are enough face pics from me in the archive. ITs even turned into a meme

Trust me I have put her to way worse stuff than this. She knows steroid fucks with my mind.

You did the right thing when he started to harass her. Trust me there are even woman that do that shit on purpose to see how you react.

It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. I can only tell by expierence that even though when woman were into you and you didn't made a move soon she will ghost you.

If she declines that she was never into you. If she accepts she is attracted to you. Simple is that

What size are your feet?

>It doesn't matter who is right or wrong
That was my point.

>If she accepts she is attracted to you. Simple is that
What about the possibility that through demonstrating a likeable character and personality this increases the liklihood of someone being attractive? Hmm.

I don't think you understand how we zoomers do things masT. We don't get to know people through face-to-face communication, we get to know people online first then meet them in real life.

>she said it made her feel uncomfortable
she said it to you and not to him to fuck off? why women are so fucking retarded?

That's something for long term relationship. If she accepts your date then she finds you attractive otherwise you never stood a chance.

When I still was "dating" woman that age they just were.smiling and acting nervous all the time . They didn't give a fuck about my personality or what I liked or asked me questions about such things

But just do you do. If you think that is how it works you should just go that route.

If someone kept making excuses to talk to me while hiding their real intentions it wouldn't endear me to them

Them to me rather

Does she like when you get defensive? Mine seems to but sometimes I have to check myself because I could be overreacting over little things. Fuck it though I would’ve done the same as in a bar setting.. that’s why I don’t go to them.

US 12

no she said it made her uncomfortable what he said to her and the attention he was giving her. she just knew I would freak if she told me early so didn’t say anything because it had not got to that point yet. I stepped in when I heard him talk to her

idk if he knew if we were dating or not. I wasn’t necessarily all over her that night

miss you crusaders

I am so fucking horny on 800mg test. How do I stop going to tor for hurtcore to fap to? nothing else gets me off.

Anyone else only get off to young when on cycle?

what i ment is that she said this shit to you instead of saying it to this guy. What is so hard to tell someone something like "please stop, your advances are making me uncomfortable"? To me it looks like she was just keeping him as secondary option in case no one else would like to approach her

Can you sell me some streoids?

I hope that even if she says no that during this time period where I am trying to improve myself that I will end up a more whole person so the next girl I have better chances with.

If she is attracted to me, then me just talking to her shouldn't do anything but help me. If she's not, then I'm getting practice.

Eh. Depends on how they approach the situation. There's some people who react better to subtle flirting and some people who appreciate direct confession, some people are okay with both.

I wish I has US 12 feet...

I missed you too.

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>What is so hard to tell someone something like "please stop, your advances are making me uncomfortable"?
A surprising amount of men react extremely negatively to being told that, some of them getting physical. When you're a girl you have to avoid dangerous situations as much as possible since girls are tiny and weak and can't defend themselves.

Not giving a hard rejection is the lower risk option

fertstert.org/article/S0015-0282(08)01280-6/fulltext

Found the source from last thread for SERM and test increase for anyone reading.
Studies are still all on subfertile men but does show a marked increased in total T.

>at some christmas party w my friend
>everyone around my age is drinking, some adults too
>some ripped 260lbs 5'6 guy with his gf
>is chill for the beginning of the night, doesnt drink cause he probly on cycle
>I politely talk with his gf while hes pinning his ass on the toilet
>he comes back, was there like 20mins probably taking pictures of his alpha shit to post on animu board
>sees me talking his gf
>I tell her to enjoy the night, leave
>later that night I was wishing everyone
>wished his gf merry christmas and was about to do same to him
>he asks me to come to the kitchen with him
>when we get there he starts rubbing my pants
>puts his hand inside my crotch
>I tell him Im not gay
>he goes "yeah, me neither bro"
>let him jack me off
>we both say "no homo" after hes done
> night goes on, he leaves early because his gf overheard us in the kitchen and made it awkward for him

All woman like that. That also explains why they want a taller men with a good frame and musclain features. They want to feel safe around you.

After all those posts you finally said something constructive. Never thought it would happen but that's a good mindset, Mirin

>hurtcore
Where do you find this for real?

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>Never heard of snuff videos

The darkweb.

because it’s not her place to say something or protect herself like that when i’m around, it’s mine. I will end any situation and make fast work of any mother fucking snake dude who wants to try something. Fucking hyenas and I am a lion.

> considering him as a second option

please bro, try a little harder next time. my gf is 5’9 and has already said she could never even date someone shorter than her because she would be “looking down on them”.

> not giving the hard rejection is lower risk option

this. especially to drunk dudes. I just tell her to let me handle shit like that because I did and will continue to.

fucking kekd. nice effort lmao.

> they want to feel safe around you
knowing they feel safe is a confidence boost too. we have to use that confidence to step in when needed. again i’d have done the same thing in a bar. anyone here calling you out for it is just a coward beta

>>>I'm not going to rape her
No you need to show that youre going to hold her down choke her and do whatever you want to her. They love that.

When is the last time Trenboy posted?
Miss him

Anyone remember that guy who roided without lifting and roofied a girl before chickening out?

>A surprising amount of men react extremely negatively to being told that, some of them getting physical.

This is true. Some dudes take it extremely personally and act like fucking lunatics after getting rejected. Especially true for beta males.

This is why almost every women will try her best to reject you as softly as she can.

Crusader if I bought you lingerie would send me photos of you wearing it with your wig and mask on

Lol this reminds me of something that happened a few months ago.

>People from work are going drinking afterwards for someone's birthday
>Get asked to go, was initially hesitant but everyone wanted me to come because I rarely ever go to these things so I caved after having three people surround me
>A girl who I know likes me is there (to be fair, I did give her a lot of mixed messages because I mix up flirting and being friendly because autism)
>A guy who isn't very keen on me because I'm more nationalist/libertarian and he's a left wing commie and cares way too much about politics is there
>I'm objectively better looking than him and more well liked
>This guy likes this girl
>During the night people just hand me different drinks to try because it's novel for me, so hey free alcohol that I don't like anyway
>Girl is attached to my side for the entire night
>The guy is attached to her side as well third wheeling
>He tries multiple times to break her off of me saying "Hey X, come to the bar I'll buy you drink." etc etc
>She rejects him each time
>I eventually left because people wanted to go to clubs and I'm not keen on that
>Girl wanted me to stay tons but I'm not into her so I don't care
>Later that night he tries to make out with her and she shuts him down
>Heard from other people he borderline threw a tantrum that she wouldn't kiss him and shit talked me for the rest of the night once I left

I didn't even do anything wrong. He just hates me because the girl he likes, likes me.

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He posted a few days ago.

He's doing better. He's going forward. I'm really happy and proud of him. I admire his work ethic.

Depends how much you paid me.

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my bad, i tought you said that YOU can't remember if you were dating her at the time

Just be glad its a guy shit talking you and not a girl

Good, i hadnt seen him post in a while and wondered.

I don't know what you mean.

How can you afford a cycle if you can't afford two meals a day

>"Hey Mom can I borrow some money for food"
>Spend said money on gear

How much would I have to pay you to be my gf for a night

Reminds me of when I was a junkie and my homeless comrade took his mom's foodstamp card so he could sell the points to a Chinese restaurant to get cash for drugs for us to split

>took his mom's foodstamp card so he could sell the points to a Chinese restaurant to get cash for drugs

Reminds me of the time a heroin addict in Baltimore offered me a blowjob for $50.

You could've talked him down to 40 or 35

I don't care so much about other ppl or her opinion about it. Even if she would leave me I know I look good enough to get enough other woman.

With that mindset you're basically industructable.

I can afford it. I just have trouble eating. Combination of laziness, picky eater, never feeling hungry and I get lots of anxiety when eating around people or people knowing what I eat because of experiences with my dad.

He would get angry at me for eating all the food in the house when I was underweight and told me if I was hungry to make sandwiches. So I did. Then he got angry at me for eating all the bread. So I just stopped eating. Then he got angry at me for not eating because it was making my mum upset. So he'd force me to make sandwiches but not 'too many'. And whenever I tried to just make food for myself, by myself he would come to the kitchen (he worked from home so this was a constant thing) and literally just stand there and watch me to make sure that I didn't use too many ingredients and that I didn't leave a mess. Even just a literally fucking crumb of bread would set him off. And he would watch me eat it as well. This lead me to eventually falling into an anorexic weight category because I outright refused to eat.

This makes my relationship with food difficult to say the least. I also wasn't allowed to use the 'nice plates' I had to use these really old, shitty plates we called kids plates even as an 18 year old because he was paranoid I would break them. I was also only allowed to eat food in three places, at sitting at the kitchen counter, in my designated spot at the dining table or I could sit on the fucking floor in front of the TV. I wasn't allowed to eat fucking food on the couch. I would eat my food off the fucking plate on the floor like a dog.

God I fucking hate him, that fucking piece of shit completely destroyed me as a person.

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I’ve been lurking in this general for a while and I’ve finally decided to try a small cycle. From what I’ve read all I need is 500 mg of test e?

What size mm needles does one need for injections and how frequently do I dose

Sorry if I sound like a retard

She*

If she wore a costume that hid her zombie like appearance I might have said yes.

Jesus
Explains a lot

Dose every 3.5 days, use a thicker gauge to draw and a thinner one to inject. (I use 20g to draw and 25g). Don't forget your AI and PCT.

Jesus christ.

You will be injecting 500mg of Test-E per week. Test is usually dose at 250mg/ml. Depending on the length of your cycle determine how many ml you will need. Standard vial sizing is 10ml.

Generally people use a 21g 1.5" needle for drawing and 25-27g 1" needle for injections.

You also need AI and nolva as a minimum.

Glutes - 1 - 1.5 inch
Everything else 0.5 - 1 inch.

If you are high body fat % then I'd go with longer needles to make sure you get it in the muscle.

I use 1/2” and slin only. Enjoy your scar tissue boys

We weren't even fucking poor is the kicker. Myself and my two siblings all went to private school, my dad drove a $100K car, my mum drove a $60k car, I lived in a million dollar two storey house in a gated estate with 4 bedrooms, a pool, a theatre, 3 living rooms etc etc. We had a fucking ton of money in the bank.

It was fucking bullshit.

I assume you just enjoy the pip at this point?

Also, if you're worried about scarring then have a good number of injection sites that you rotate around enough to allow healing.

Outside of the basic injection sites every one uses, I also pin pecs, calves, traps, and sometimes lats.

spotinjections.com/index3.htm

Glute only master race

Time to drink your calories

I don’t get pip anymore. sometimes a sore delt if it’s more than a CC

I will only do delts and glutes. too many veins and shit in other places. no pip and no worries.

I don't know. I'd have to check the going rates for traps.

500mg test e only cycle is a fucking meme, run it alone for 5 weeks max to gauge shit then add something useful like 500 npp for joint support +maxx gains and/or 20-40mg dbol/day for maxx strength

do you do ventroglute

Testify got big on 5mg test a year

is test/eq/tren/hgh the ultimate stack?

sometimes. usually a little lower. I don’t have a high body fat and actually have a non pancake ass so I can get the muscle with just slin needles

lmao close

>ass
>ventroglute

Cmon man

you arent hitting any muscle in your glute with a .5 inch slin pin you nigger

How is 1g of test if you run enough asin to keep estrogen close to normal levels?

feels like nothing

i know what it is. it’s pretty much where your hip is.

tell me more about what does and doesn’t work for me lmfao

im not saying it doesnt work im just saying you arent doing what you think you are doing

here you guys go about intermittent fasting. as i’ve said, it’s shit.

thanks einstein. you a fucking doctor now?

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don't bother he's actually retarded

Currently doing it for almost one week now, but can def feel more tired and my heart is pounding way harder during work outs. Especially during leg day it's sometimes hard to get in under control.

Coq10 made a lot of difference for me tho

have u tried actually doing some cardio

Do you have estro down at an almost natty level though?

The more I think about it the more cruising on tren seems like a good idea

This is irrelevant since i never have it lower than that dosage or when i rest. I normally bike to work(20 min) and walk during break(30-40 min).

During cutting i also do cardio after workouts.

Shit is just unhealthy for your body period

How the fuck do i know