You walk into the buffet and this guy naturally enhances your girlfriends ass

>everyone in my family has green eyes
>i end up with gray eyes
my mother is a whore i guess
and she chose the worst eyes, fucking thanks mum

Thank him for giving my gf gorilla glutes

>you'll always look like a loser if you are one at heart.
If you're a manlet*

That stupid fucking whore, you should let me fuck her

will he turn my water into fizzy 0 calorie drinks?

I see a resemblance

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>Not posting his other picture

What other pic?

>getting enhanced by a manlet
Eric Bugenhagan 4 lyf

YOOO PHIL WHAT YOU GOT OVER DERE?

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How deranged do you have to be to look at yourself in the mirror and think this hair actually looks good?

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He looks like a fucking caveman

He is growing it out for personal reasons. Why do you care so much about what another male is doing with their hair? Sounds a bit fruity if you ask me. Why don't you just mind your own fucking business instead, kid. Capisce?

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I'll proceed to grope his ass and then jerk each other off on the dinner table. It'll be a game, whoever nuts on girl's face first wins.

alex go

Alex, don't you realize that you look like ISIS terrorist?

Disgusting

that fucking hair and neckbeard lmao

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He wants to achieve Jesus mode

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Maybe he should learn some basic grooming skills first

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He gets too much hate. Personally I believe a large part of it is guys who see the loser they believe he is in themselves, and it makes them uncomfortable.

Absolutely. Most of Alex's haters and detractors are projecting. It works so then well to get off of online forums, and focus on bettering themselves.

I put his keys on the top shelf

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Those racist trolls belong back on Jow Forums

No joke, Alphadestiny helped me find my current girlfriend. His advice about being forward and blunt may seem intimidating, but I promise that girls will look at you with much more respect.

>personal reasons
Will she transition soon?

Very funny. Alex's grooming choices are shared by multiple warrior cultures throughout history

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he's greek-italian? why does he look 100% albo then?

This. And to make matters worse, Alex takes no notice and is nothing but respectful and humble to those who shit on him, with the understandable exception of Blaha. Guy really has matured a lot over the years.

AyO we at da buffay

No homo but Phil's one of the widest natties I've ever seen.

What does albo mean?
Doesn't matter how wide he is, he looks like a monkey.

Absolutely agreed, my friend. He's even taken the high road with Blaha these days. Alex's haters and detractors could learn a thing or two.

Firmly shake his hand and thank him for all the wonderful free content he's uploaded to the internet.

"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

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No joke, this approach actually works.

your dad shouldve rather wanked off in the shower before fucking your mom, that way he would have had somewhat grateful son maybe

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This picture here was made half a year ago and he embraced this mode wholeheartedly.

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Unironically great frame

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Literally

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>implying he could even reach my gf's ass

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Real hard to reach something that doesn't exist.

>Canadian
>Manlet
>Hair and Beard combo

Hes going for real life wolverine

Forgot pic

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