NoFap thread

>no happy general
>bet you couldn't smash your own face against a brick wall
>hah pathetic you stopped after a few hours? no discipline
>I've been smashing my face against a brick wall for days and it doesn't feel good. Got any tips on how to keep going for months?
>after all my teeth fell out in year 2 it got a lot easier, hang in their bros
>Jewish judge sent me to jail for sexually harassing my coworkers
>I involuntarily stopped hitting the bricks while I was asleep, I feel bad

are you enjoying nofap anons?

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It's been 5 days and I wanna cum to some nice tom boys, please send help /nofap/ anons.

>bet you couldn't stay sober
>hah pathetic you stopped after a few hours? no discipline
>I've been sober for days and it doesn't feel good. Tips on how to keep going for months?
>After I stopped having violent withdrawal symptoms in year 2 it got easier, hang in there bros
>Avoided getting sentenced for drunk driving and reckless endangerment resulting in 3 deaths and 2 wounded
>Unknowingly consumed alcohol in food at a restaurant, I feel bad

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>tfw I've been watching porn since I was 12
I can still end this corrupt addiction, right?

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yes. 5 days in and no urges, high energy, fuck your thot pictures, staying firm

Mandatory pink chastity cages for all no fap posters REMEMBER prostate hands free orgasms aren't considered fapping and will help prepare your holy boipussy for daddy's dicking after church on sunday.

I'm pretty sure these nofap threads are where the Jow Forums elements of Jow Forums congregate. Nowhere else on this board will you immediately be called a jew than here for questioning the credibility of this "self improvement" cope. No seriously, ask if they have any sound evidence other than placebo effects and see how the responses are name calling. I don't even care about Jews or anti semitism, but apparently by questioning nofap you are a jew shill.

We'll beat it together user

Yes

>sold the farm to buy porn for my JAV addiction
>car crash killed family of six, the driver was beating off earlier in the night
>I can't do my job after cumming in my hand
>I didn't know I was masturbating
>officer weighed my balls, too light from shooting ropes all day, license suspended
if you cum in a girls mouth none of the bad things happen, but when you cum in your hand it's like drunk driving OK so ya'll be good

Anons, don't listen to these heretics trying to stray us off the path of enlightenment.

They fell to their desires and are attempting to takes us to hell with them.

We must tame the dragon and shut out his spawn in order to survive.

I'm doing fine at the moment (30+ days), but I'd like to have a plan for future intrusive thoughts. What's a good way to distract myself if my mind starts wandering? No prayers pls.

Day 5, felt like caving in after a stressful day at work but I'm glad I didnt.

>beat it together

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Cumming in a girl's mouth is still degenerate. The only acceptable place for a man to cum is his wife's vagina. If you don't have a wife, you don't get to cum.

How long do I need to nofap until I can cum during sex? Even BJs don't get me off. Would getting a quality fleshlight, jacking it to vanilla, etc. help?

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I only browse these threads for the fap materials.

>chastity
The one thing that turns me off enough to get back on NoFap, thanks user!

I need serious help fellow Jow Forumsizen please help

>Been on nofap for 8 or so
>Got a date with 9/10 cutie thot tomorrow
>Worried that I'll cum in under 2 minutes or even in my pants

Am I going to do loose my superpower of attraction if I masturbate to my imagination before meeting her?

All cumming is degenerate. Redpilled white men are NOT allowed cum under any circumstance ESPECIALLY NOT for reproducing more whites.

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god damn. hitting day 7 tonight. been on a few dates over the last two months with a respectable woman and i'm afraid that this is going to happen to me when I lay the pipe which I believe is coming soon.

We're in the same boat. Day 59 of no porn and no fap. Might delete Instagram because outside of Jow Forums, that's the only place I see lewd content. Stay strong and it will get easier.

Rubber band around your wrist. Snap it when the temptation rises.

In my experience I have cummed in 3 minutes on a first date after about 2 weeks nofap but I was so horny I was ready to go for round two straight away

The only people who say you can't have sex are fundamentalist nutjobs. It's the jerking off that's bad, not any sort of sexual act. If you cum early, just go again, or delay it as much as you can. Foreplay is your friend.

Thanks for your advice,she is in fact hot enough for a round 2 so I'll just carry some extra rubber
Be strong,we're gonna make it

>the government will never help you along with nofap by keeping you sedated and hand-tied

I am the opposite
>meeting chick today
>day 2 of nofap
>can't pop a boner to normal shit yet
WHAT DO

ABORT! Make up a good excuse and delay a few days. If you can't make your dick work in a few days scrub the whole mission as it wasn't meant to be.

Thanks, brother. We will.

I know about a week and a half of abstinence will set my partially right, but I can't abort today as I've pushed it back so much already. I'm FUCKED

Then drop the whole thing. Your personal growth is more important than a thot.

No please, go into it

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Dude if you can't get it up with the girl, she'll usually take it to mean she's not hot enough and, given the opportunity, she'll try harder next time. Give it a go, worst case scenario you'll have to find another woman later.

I would if she was a thot
Fuck alright I'm going to give it a crack

reading all these nofap threads, realizing all people who discourage nofappers are insecure faggots.
cumming should have 2 purposes:
>reproduction
>strengthening relationship with girlfriend/wife
all of you projecting braindead faggots who put so much time and resource and making degenerate thots your goal are beyond saving.
don't give in to the mindless worthless pleasure, guys, be it masturbation, porn or casual sex.

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all women are thots

I need some help bros. A fwb from a different country is at a party asking if i want her to make out with a girl and send a vid. Girls making out is literally my number one weakness when it comes to fapping, and since it would essentially be jerking it to porn i need you to help me resist this temptation. Fugg i'm so horny and she's waving my kryptonite in my fucking face

>don't give in to the mindless worthless pleasure, guys, be it masturbation, porn or casual sex.
>posts picture of an angel
>is wasting his life on Jow Forums

Are you people fucking serious?

Day 4 rn... it's easy, I'm still with family but I think I will fuck up when alone in the dorm room again. What to do when the urge comes? Nightwalk?

I spend like max 20 minutes on Jow Forums a day.
keep having shit goals and you'll be shit all your life.
women are literally the biggest jew. go find a wife.

based

BEGONE

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based way of the pilgrim

Thank you, Jesus.

Always vigilant in these NoFap threads user.

WE ARE ALL GONA MAKE IT

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This weekend will be the first test.

I've been back at work and busy, but with the weekend of fuck all to do, we will see if my mind wanders

based

being a NEET living alone is nightmare mode.

Do not do this unless it's going to lead to actual sex.

DO NOT DO IT. DELETE THAT THOTS NUMBER.

is it really worth it if I'm supremely autistic?

I mean like actually on the spectrum not meme autism

...

anyone with dissociation/derealization here who's seen benefits from nofap/noporn?

Why do people do this to themselves?

what the fuck is the point in not jerking off?
just to say I lasted XX days?

surely its not because of the "build up of testosterone" because that shit is not true.

go away kike

It's an addiction and causes you to develop more and more fucked up fetishes, losing taste for vanilla. Judging purely by others stories, it should increase sex drive, which would be nice.

abstaining would increase sex drive that is

>Liking communism

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>being a class cuck

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Nofap encourages men to feel ashamed of themselves for no reason. If you don't believe in god you shouldn't feel guilty for masturbating.
>jesus memes from facebook
>bullshit testosterone pseudoscience
>jewish/japanese pornography conspiracy theory
>feels good so must be bad for me
>call everything degeneracy/jewish

>call everything degeneracy/jewish
>t. degenerate jew

Nofap is supposed to expose to you that YES, YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PORN. The fact that 99% fail their first, second, and third try are proof. And Jews hate it.

will nofap cure my inability to say a single word when girls talk to me?

I'm only on day 7 but already I feel more confident. I'm not saying much but I am saying enough to girls I already see on a daily basis that I'm very reserved with. If it is placebo it's working for me so I'm gonna keep going.

Noporn is enough.

If you do it for long enough your sex drive will make you go to any lengths to accomplish that

>being a pinko bugman

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>deep throating boots

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Cringe and bluepilled

he started it mom

Oofed and yikespilled

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>Woman are the biggest jew
>just go marry one

-1 downvote

Change the title to:

"IS YOUR CHILD A FUNCTIONING HUMAN?"

Cringe and bluepilled

Fuck you spergs are full of shit with no fap. I did the 90 days and all I got in return was my balls hurting and I felt no different. Jacking off on my rest day actually works. So fuck off with your sissy super power shit. It's bull.

12. days. This is poised to be my successful NoFap journey because the year of our Lord 2019 is the year of making it.

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Sad wanker

I mean I can't speak for everyone but I'm just doing it because I tend to fap dry and lose sensitivity in my cock. Went soft inside my wife once because I'd fapped the day before and decided I was done cucking myself.

I’m nofap 7 days homo. You’re just cringe and bluepilled

Heh, pretty true these days to be honest.

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>brags about 1(one) week nofap
>somehow not a wanker

so this is the legendary rubber band trick?

once you become a nofap master, girls in skimpy clothes don't even tempt you anymore. im so immune to sexual urges at this point. i have complete willpower over my decisions, unlike an animal.

Does it have to be a wide band so it actually hurts a lot?

>be a porn addict
>not realize is until lately
>become accutaly aware of all the negative effects it has had on me over the years
>try to give it up
>fail repeatedly
Fucking shit its weird being actually addicted to something.

Isn't it? It's funny how people here say "oh nofap is bullshit and you should do it only if you are addicted" They don't notice they can't go a month without it, so clearly addicted.

You user should try to trick your mind, use rubberband technique, use computer and phone less because this can make you feel like watching porn, and if you have an urge simply go outside, doesn't matter what you do, just take a walk and forget about it.

I will try those techniques, thank user, porn really is a poison on the mind.
Men were never meant to have sexual gratification this easy, there is no way its good for us.

>day 2 nofap
>imagine being stranded on an island of amazons and raping their whole tribe
help

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