Guys. I have a problem. I love watching Jason Blaha. He's a total meme and an abosolute sack of shit but his voice is so nice and watching him make ammunition is oddly relaxing. He would be really popular if he wasn't so delusional and autistic
Guys. I have a problem. I love watching Jason Blaha...
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Same.
I was in the youtube fitness thing from really early on, around the time the Genova ments started. Been watching Jason since he was a
Watch him on one of the mirror channels. This fat slug deserves to burn.
i dont get why jason blaha has to ruin all of the good points he makes by extrapolating everything out into some insane conclusion that he cant prove using the original factual statement
Is that really him?
Blaha is unironically based as fuck. Sure he had some lies in the last few years but he has admitted and apologised for all that shit
Pic related the body I built following his advice
Im glad he has trash BB genes so all you retards think he doesn't know what he's talking about. More gains for me when everyone around you is smaller doing their meme routines :)
Same here. He's clearly autistic. I don't know why he doesn't just own it. He actually does know a thing or two about fitness in spite of it.
Even his fake merc story was an autistic way of him reaching for credibility, in a weird autistic way, because he thought it would make people take him seriously when he was upset that another youtuber was making jokes about kill people.
Non-Autistic people wouldn't even consider something so likely to backfire as they wouldn't think they needed credibility to say they don't think jokes about killing people are friendly.
He assumed people would call him a pussy for saying such and tried making up badass cred. It was painful to watch in a 3rd person embarrassing way. All I could think is "dude stop".
Link me the vid where he apologozes for claiming to be an ex mercenary snatch and grab specialist. I wont hold my breath
who is this braphog in pic?
The upper body. Lower is shopped
I like him too. You can tell he just really loves lifting for the sake of it, and doesn't give a shit about all the instagram influencer bullshit that other fitness youtubers do. It's refreshing to see someone who just lifts out of pure autism like I do.
It was in a random video a couple months back, it would be impossible to find. Don't care if you believe me, continue with your lat pulldowns and dumbbell flies
Legs on the bottom?
He does apologize, but it's one of those "haha I'm sorry you retards were too stupid to realize I was trolling" apology.
Jason, everyone knew you were """trolling""". No one believed you in the first place.
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I believe it's a combination of Jason setting an incredibly low bar and his damning lack of strength/aesthetics after 20 years of being a self proclaimed fitness "expert". Imagine being a fan of Eddie Hall, or Serge Nubret. You would be constantly reminded of just how good you aren't. No matter how hard you work, or how much you sacrifice, you will never make it to that level. For some of us, we never make it anywhere close. Those guys are the professionals. We wouldn't cut it in the minor leagues. We're a church intramural league. Still, most of us are able to make peace with that and still strive to be the best version of ourselves. Not Jason. Jason has to convince you that he's the best there is. Remember, Jason claimed that the only person bigger than him when he was "in muh prime" was Ronnie Coleman. He then added the caveat that maybe, mayyyyyyyybe Kali Muscle is as big as Jason used to be back in the day.
People that are legitimate fans of Jason are people that are unwilling to face the re-al-it-tee of their lives. Jason gives them all the excuses that they need. That's why so many people across so many comment sections all say the same thing: "I don't care what he looks like. He gives good advice." By telling themselves that Jason is the only one that's "real and honest," they convince themselves that they're being "real and honest," while everyone else out there is a delusional, lying, snake oil salesman. Jason sets a standard that's ridiculously easy to attain. And even then if you still fail to attain it, "muh cut," "muh age," "my past accolades," "muh health," "muh longevity," "muh athleticism."
Do you want to follow someone like Athlean X, constantly "flaunting" the success and physique that you will never attain? Or do you want someone like Jason Blaha, constantly reminding you that you're mediocre but that's okay. That is okay...
40 years of delusion series:
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nah it was legit, something along the lines of
>yeah the trolls hate me, but I've came out about the merc/vet shit and apologised for it. It's sad they still focus on me, we all make mistakes
And the hips
Not gonna lie, former Blaha Subscriber here. This is fucking hilarious watching Blaha crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the golden play button.
No it wasn't.
Ok link a video then. (There isnt one)
Fuck off Jason
Absolutely, my friend. I don't even bother to watch Blaha through mirror channels. I only make time for truly informative content, such as Alphadestiny
I would honestly recommend some of his videos for people who are new to lifting.
Also sure he does look like shit, but the dude squats over 500
That's nice, I'm 200lbs, natty, and squat 460 and haven't looked like hammered dog shit for the last decade despite my best efforts not to; unlike bloho
Hes ONLY popular because of his delusions and autism
No he doesn't. He doesn't even squat anymore. He's moved on to spastic hip thrusts.
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He squatted 485 as recently as 5 months ago. There's no reason to think he can't get back to 500. He started back squatting again today.
Hello Jason
When did he say he was as big as Kali? Or for that matter that he was the second biggest guy compared to Ronnie Coleman?
What's wrong with db flies?
He made up the fake merc story because he thought he'd be called a pussy for saying jokes about killing people aren't funny. Thought he needed bardass cred.
Why? He's Autistic
That single thing hurt his youtuber career more than being fat. More than attempting vegansim.
Risk injury and offer virtually no muscle building benefit over pressing variations.
You think it's Blahinos exclusive secret knowledge to focus on compound lifts or something? Lmao
>no proof
Whatever you say, Jason.
Fuckin lol at that 40 years of delusion video
>Guys I'm just as big as Rich Piana
>you don't understand, Jeff Seid is smaller than me
>I'm the same size as Serge Nubret
This guy for real?
I'll go ahead and nitpick and say that 485 isn't 500. But beyond that, this is before his cut, so when he was hovering around 255/260. A sub two times bodyweight squat for a not-natty lifter with "20 years in the iron game" isn't remotely impressive.
I hope he can get back to it. I really do. But he and his lifts are absolutely pathetic for the level of expertise he claims to have.
Jesus Christ look at the size of that saggy grandma ass wtffff
he barely got it too. what a fraud
ok, blohino
Before a certain age, its possible for most people to overcome their limitations and become somewhat content and successful. It happens however through a painful mental process of acknowledging your worst parts and learning to use them to your advantage. Jason can't be aesthetic, his genetics are literally trash tier. If the fitness community was the StreetFighter roster, Bloho would be Dan. Low tier as fuck.
That being said, he could have been strong and a decent bodyfat percentage. The problem is that he refuses to acknowledge his autism, awkwardness, social unawareness, childish, petty mentality and his passive aggressive attempts to exert dominance. The result are the consist stream of piss from Jason's many failures, excuses and backpedaling. The god of ments has showered us.
Doubling down on Dexa scams and old age to excuse his shit physique and poor lifts. At 41-42 its probably too late for Bloho to course correct but maybe he could in an alternate universe acknowledge his current failures and shortcomings and start on a path to patch the holes in the ship. One day Jason should upload a final video, admitting to his numerous lies, showing off his melted candle sack of shit physique, admitting that he's full of shit about his younger self being super strong, admitting that the merc crap wasn't infact trolling but a sad, 12 year old-esque attempt to gain tough guy, internet points. If he has the balls to do this, most wouldn't forgive him but we'd respect the gesture. This will never happen so fuck it, let the piss flow!
Can you squat or deadlift more than him?
His form is shit too.
No but I'm in the middle of my cut at 42 years old guys. But I've consulted multiple different world class coaches and they in fact tell me that I lift more than the Great Blahino.
Poverty
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male
>I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male
It's little wonder that he has such shitty mobility, sub par cognitive skills and the complexion and physique of an unhealthy sixty year old. Even if you ignore is diabolical genetics it's hard to believe he is only 42 and claims to be an expert in diet and exercise. He will be dead or seriously physically debilitated before he reaches his 50's if not sooner. Even if he made a serious effort to reverse the situation it's highly unlikely that he could repair the damage he has done at this point. Not that his has the knowledge or attitude required to even begin to turn things around, even if he wanted to. Not that it really matters because no one gives a fuck what happens to him anyway. He's already dead as far as his loved ones are concerned, and anyone watching him on social media wish he would die already.
>Jason Blaha Strength and Power
Fuckin lol at him trying to rip off Nick's Strength and Power
I don't think anyone ever confused it for a bodybuilding channel lmao
anyone else get a chuckle out of blaha doing 225 for 3 sets of 5 today for his squat workout today
He did say he's taking it easy because of some injury.
Geeee could his back possibly be injured due to his horrible squat-morning form?
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I just watched this guys pec tear video.
Is Jerry Ward literally one of the dumbest people in bodybuilding?
>says 275 went up easy
>violent PNS shaking on 245
>tears pec on 315
>does half reps
>claims half reps prevent injuries
>tears pec with half reps
>training for 20 years
>literally clueless on how to bench
PEOPLE PAY THIS IDIOT FOR ADVICE. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THEY?
I would bet every last penny I had that all of this guys gains came from injecting steroids and if he never lifted a weight in his life he would look the same, have the same strength and be healthier.
I know Blaha is a fucking moron but this guy is legitimately going to hurt people with his rerarded advice and Blaha is pretty much a harmless mentally ill poor person. Jerry Ward is worse.
You need to back the fuck up.
Agree with you. Why is his grip so narrow and why does he not touch his chest. For a grip as narrow as he has the bar should be tracking much lower on his chest. No wonder he is getting injured.
What the fuck is up with Blaha's thoracic spine when deadlifting?
Is this normal?
Why doesn't he work on his rear delts and back muscles more? He needs to straighten that shit out.
His "5 exercise" meme shit isn't really helping him.
He's a fucking moron. Never seen something so stupid in my life.
To think he's a personal trainer and his whole life revolves around lifting weights and he has no idea how to bench press.
Holy phuck gonna vomit srs. Thanks for the cutting motivation bro
Thoracic rounding isn't as risky as lumbar rounding. Two different things.
It's because he doesn't do enough rear delt and scapular isolation work you idiot. He's too push heavy in training.
Thoracic rounding to the extent that you have a hunchback is incredibly bad. Your spine is no longer in neutral.
>Jason made a Jerry Ward thread to try and take the heat off of himself
Hahahahahahaha
Jerry Ward is more cringe than Blaha.
Its actually lowkey been a pretty menty week
Coach singlehandedly exposing how fucking poor and potato he is on his own accord
Recap:
- Still injured
- Can't do hip thrusts for jack shit
- Gets off the floor like an autistic toddler
- Show poverty mini fridge with litally 3 edible foods (if you count a jar of salsa as one of them)
- Well read, smart enough to be a doctor, world traveler coach claims his Cabernet red is in the fridge because "don't have a wine fridge"
How did he get injured to begin with?
I saw a video from a couple months back claiming he was going to be maxing squat every day for a couple of years on his new Bulgarian program.
Not even close my dude. Blaha is the biggest cringe on the internet.
my favorite part about jason blaha is that zoomers cant comprehend the fact that jason blaha has been an internet troll longer than the average zoomer has been alive so they dont realize that jason blaha knows exactly what hes doing and has already seen it all
Amazing how Blowjob claims to be some kind of hero who's taking on the supplement industry and exposing them for the evil empires that they are but also openly admits in his videos that he directly supports them himself by buying O.N protein powder. Really besides slandering people that do better than him and look better than him(everyone) that's basically all his channel is about is saying how evil the supplement industry are but that he still buys something off one of the biggest supplement companies out there himself.
Imagine some known heroin dealer out selling drugs to children and then a hard core vigilante buying a used car off him because he thought that deal was ok . Coach proves that he stands for absolutely nothing just by that action alone.
Not at all, Jason. You're just an autistic loser who tries to damage control by claiming you were "trolling" all along. Your life is in shambles and no one believes the cope you put out.
>t. zoomer
There's better things to hate on Jason Blaha about than his retarded little mercenary thing.
That shit is old. Get some new material.
>107k subscribers
>~3k views per video
>2:1 dislike to like ratio
What's the point of buying all those subs if it just hurts your metrics?
Bold of you to assume that's all he's lied about and claimed "trolling". Read a history book, son.
I only open YouTube to dislike Blaha videos these days. Takes about 30 seconds to open my phone and dislike all 5 of his daily verbal diarrhea vids while I take a shit before going to the gym at night.
Ward is a mental midget but Blaha is worse. He's lied about being a teen mercenary CIA assassin reptilian street racer ladies man steroid lab operator professional eater 5% bodyfat son of a green beret millionaire... It's beyond parody.
if you actually watched jason blaha he is fully aware of the stuff that he says that fitmisc is going to troll him over, and will usually laugh at himself after saying/doing whatever it is
You're not convincing anyone, Jason. This attempt at damage control on Jow Forums (of all places!) is pathetic.
Stop posting Jason
Don't forget martial artist, male model and multiple bachelor's degree graduate.
Classic bloho maneuver. Go to 3:45 and listen for a bit. He basically says if her says something out loud and says it enough then you can fool yourself into believing it's reality. That's why he posts all that shit about how he's really a trolling master and is completely in control
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It’s almost like people who aren’t physically fit can still have their merits
I’m not Jason Blaha you idiots
Gen believes he can read minds and was a CIA mind reading operative and assassin, people found his old posts in some conspiracy website, it’s covered in a video about him by a guy on YouTube called Dank Net
lmao but he isn't mentally or emotionally fit either so idk what to tell you