Do you really have to go to the gym today? Please stay in and cuddle. I just got this cool movie and everything

you're out of your league kid, you're crazy. all i know is that i'm gonna go lift some weights, and i'm gonna get laid afterwards. if you're there, you're there. if not

based and chantixpilled

>go with wife to the gym
>start off nearby, adjacent racks if we can get them
>go at different paces and do different accessories
>she fucks off elsewhere after about 20 mins
>continue workout
>see each other in passing a couple times and banter a bit as we do our separate thing
>regroup after about an hour and a half and go home
Be better at picking women faggot.

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This is me and my gf just add I tell her she's doing shit wrong and gets pissy because she knows I'm right.

No

This is english only board

Based and rapepilled

HNNNNGGG sauce

fuck this is actually happening to me right now. side chick that wants to be main chick doesn't workout. She only wants to have sex and thinks that's a workout. My groin has been over worked and I started getting carpal from fingering her for a few days in a row trying to get her to squirt. She also tries to keep me from leaving her apt by getting naked and bending over or sucking my dick. And I can't manage her, making time with my fiance, and training on top of work. I need help.

Mirin

also, current main gf/fiancee, she actually works out and does crossfit with an emphasis on powerlifting, but she's been getting fat due to depression and eating like a pig. Other gilr is natural coke bottle body, boricuan, but doesn't work out at all but also isn't a pig. Only eats enough to not feel hungry, hates over eating, etc.

y-you too

>bitch I'll just be in the garage

>I need help.
thats an understatement

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based and charlspilled

you are fine, have kids from your fiancee since you have already commited, but obviously you got no trouble cheating on her, so if she is not attracting you, fuck other women. Seems to be working so far.

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I'd honestly stay.

I desperately need some qt3.14 teen to hug me and tell me everything will be fine. I feel empty and I miss my ex.

gay

>Let me know what snacks do you want me to grab
That's cute but at the same time it's cringe. I don't know what I'd rather say, maybe I'm getting soft.

t-thanks

I’d get tae fuck out she unironically looks like a meth addict. Aint wantin no crazy eyed bitch aha

FUCKING KEK

the other woman wants to be my woman now though. And her values align more with mine. She wants kids, I want kids, she wants sex all the time so do I. if the other one didn't get attached I wouldn't even care, just stick with fiancee, she is smarter than other woman. other woman is also def a thot about to hit the wall, she's five years older than me. She's also a coalburner and likes interracial porn, and even though I'm a certified 56%er, I find that to be a huge red flag. my dad is white so I did grow up with a father and some semblance of good values

what do your guts tell you to do?

>snacks

move on to new girl and just be shitty to her until I get sick of her and find someone younger to actually have kids with. But I'm tyring to not continue being a shitty person. I think I could make it work with the new girl and be a good bf. since sex drives match

That's surprising. Why is current gf your fiancee if you don't want her? I think you are on the right path though, since you want to be good towards others.

Check out this 2min (((video))), I think it's very insightful.
youtube.com/watch?v=AVjRuM7Rong

tl;dr version. You act good towards somebody = you are investing effort being good in that person. You start liking that person

You act bad towards somebody = how can you respect somebody that lets you mistreat them.

This thread sucks. Bump.

Once you go slack, you never go back

>Yep. Ok. Got it. Take care. Yep. B-bye.

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>3D

BEGONE SUCCUBUS

every time i see a septum ring i want to rip it the fuck out

I go to the gym at 6 p.m. and you want to watch a movie now? Movies and cuddling should be done at 9 p.m. at the earliest! BEGONE HERETICAL WITCH! THESE WIZARD EYES SEE ALL THE DEMONS

thank you this is good.

Jyj

>I went before you woke up, what's the movie?

>Septum piercing

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This is exactly the girl who doesn't want you to go to the gym. You can do better user.

>implying i dont have a tv and speakers in my homegym

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>implying I can't do both
When I had a gf the best thing ever were gym days, I'd go lift and then show up with a nice pump for her to mire.

...And now I'm missing the nights spent cooking post workout dinner together and watching movies, fuck you OP

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>ctrl-f
>no "SHOO SHOO" posts
I am disappoint

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she looks like a soft, dopey retard
I bet she would apologize after getting beat

Come with me so I can fuck you in the gym shower. Then we'll watch a movie and I'll buy a bottle of whatever you want.

Kek

kys degenerates

That shirt is so crinkled, clearly not ironed.

Everyday I keep seeing more pieces of shit on this board.

Pretty much this but less cringe way of saying it.
/thread

"shut up you dumb bitch we'll watch the movie when i get back"

Happy New Years!

Spotted the Jow Forums crossovers.
Lifting won’t get you a gf.

>nose ring
yeah, I have to go, and you too

>not getting her fit through the power of your dick
not making it

>nose ring
hahaha no thank you skank

what's wrong with this?
t. european

who cares. its what this world deserves.

>Fuck you bitch, the gym is calling me. I'll be back after my lifting session and those pussy lips better be spread open

Just tell her you'll plow her when you get back from the gym. I did this just today.

What are the actual points of these threads?

Always leave for the gym at 5am, and by the time you get back, she's just getting out of the shower. By the time you get back, you've got a full pump, she's running her hands over your body and you bend her over the sink and giver one, and always cum in her before she leaves for work to mark your territory. And you don't let let her wipe out the cum so that she's reminded of you all day and waiting for when you get home to give it to her again. It works, trust me.

Something about her face makes me want to choke her to death. Not sexually, just knock her out on the floor, and stomp my booth down on her throath. Don't know why.

>cumming inside

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haha. ive word for word said this exact line.
made me feel pretty alpha.

haha.
very nice post user

cringed hard

>cringed hard
I assume because you've never fucking done it and then watched the girl pull on her underwear and stockings as you get ready for work and you know she'll be thinking about you all day and ready for you to do it again when you both get home.

>He has to ask what snacks his gf wants
Not gonna make it. She deserve somebody who knows the snacks.

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* oh, and it's a bonus if she sends you a pic from work of her legs with something like "I can still feel you inside you, can't wait to see you tonight." But that's really only going to happen in the first weeks/months. Unless she feels that you're starting to drift away and she's afraid of losing you, in which case you WILL get more dirty messages like that. To get that, find her most attractive friend and invite her and her Bf to "go out together," and sort of flirt with the friend just enough but not enough to make it blatantly obvious, but just enough to make her a bit insecure. And if the girl does not have a BF, you might be able to work out a threesome with her. But that can get weird if you seem too into the friend when she comes to bed with you.

these are all lessons learned in blood, sweat, and tears. good advice for your early 20s. Take heed.

>LARPing this hard on a burmese fly fishing forum
>"trust me"

>>LARPing this hard
Oh yeah, complete LARP. no one in the world, and no one who posts here has ever been in relationship and had sex. no one has ever had a GF who worked as a real estate agent in Nashville, TN and this never happened exactly as I've described. Because if you are fat, repulsive, and have never had a piece of ass, no one else has. I fucking wish I could post actual pictures here. But even the, you'd just claim they were fake. No one has ever gotten laid because You have not. Everything is a fucking LARP.

It's all so tiresome.

I'll do some reps into you for a warm up, how's that for a start honey?

>laugh loudly and jarringly while patting her on the head, then silently leave for the gym
>"now you have some time to clean your room" shout from the hallway

Foh gains goblin

Chadjeet

>my dad is white so I did grow up with a father and some semblance of good values
Everything about this is just sad.

you seem like the kind of guy who goes around forcing women to eat eggs

Kinda immature. The sentiment makes sense, but the wording is cringe and bluepilled. Also, you definitely should know the snacks if she's close enough that you answer a question like that.

instagram.com/samkat__/?hl=en

Good advice given in a terrible way. People who will even consider listening to someone typing like this probably already do that.
>giver one
>mark your territory
>trust me
>don't let her wipe out the cum
These are just cringy things to say.

>These are just cringy things to say.
but it's all completely fucking true. Girls do not want a "male feminist" despite what the controlled media might push. Once you have her in a relationship, they like this sort of thing. they also like that you have the discipline that as soon as that clock goes off at 5am, no matter when you went to sleep, but 5:10 you are gone. you can keep "trying to do feminism until women tell you that you are doing it right," or you can behave as I've described. See which one gets you laid more and which type of behavior makes her cunt wet.

IF NOT WHAT!??!
DON'T LEAVE US LIKE THIS

no wonder your ex is an ex

No proplem babe. I'll be back in an hour or so and we can watch it then.

Proceed to give her a smack on the bum or as kiss and then go deadlift.

Tfw no gf

Stop being a retard for two seconds and realize I agree with you, you're just acting like an idiot about it. You won't convince anyone like that, you'll just be preaching to the choir.

>I grew up with good values
>I cheat on the person that trusts me and stick my dick into a fucking whore and then back into the person I pretend to love

The world is full of human trash lads