Realistically how fit do you got to be before you can put a shirtless pic on a dating app like bumble? Do you just need abs and minimal muscle to get away with it?
With that being said, what ab routines you guys recommend?
DON'T WASTE MY TIME SCUMBAGS
Lol she is BEAT
>not into hookups
this is the gayest shit test of them all, if a woman uses this she has actual female autism
>not into hookups
Holy shit, I would dump so many loads in this bitch. These girls are easy to get. All you have to do is give them false promises, like yeah I really want to build a relationship. Then you fuck her from the back like a gorilla for an hour, then ghost her the next day. Debating if want to reinstall tinder, but I’m trying to maintain my 2 month no fap streak....
"not into hookups" translated from roastspeak is "i have high standards for who I'm willing to hook up with, all others must wait and pay for sex"
If a woman is older than 25, she times even 23, and using a dating site she is used good. Only date her if you're comfortable with the fact like 20 other dicks have been where your mouth is, plan on using her for all your twisted kinks, and you never intend to get married.
>doing nofap
>taking active steps to avoid having sex with a woman
???
I’m two months in and I don’t want to ejaculate because I feel like I’ll lose my energy/motivation. I turned down a MILF the other day because I wasn’t feeling it. It’s weird being in control of your hormones/sex drive.
Mate it's 2018, chances are whoever you end up marrying is going to be a whore or used to be one. It's very slim chance to get a attractive girl who also hasn't been with a ton of guys. If you say get them young, they'll end up cheating or leaving you eventually. My plan is to date/marry a girl and don't ask about her sexual past but just lie to myself and say she is probably a good girl. Otherwise I'll probably die alone.
You don’t put up shirtless pictures you muppet, you put up ones that subtly show your power levels.
If you’re doing it right then the actual thots take the bait instead of the fatties.
>Actually being named Remington
1000% she's been paid to have sex once in her life
Pussy's pussy m8
I thought she was a man.
Right?
Just like old new york strip steaks at the discount shelf at walmart is just like prime, fresh, kobe beef.
Ab routine:
1. Stop Eating.
2. Start doing cardio
3. Yohimbine. Properly dosed and taken.
4. Grow up, faggot.
Gay.
Not gonna lie, that's a pretty solid body
1000% he's been paid to have sex once in his life
You've fallen for a meme.
Get your head on straight.
show pics lineup friend?
Nah mate, but it’s just two of me with friends and two that look somewhat candid and not forced. As soon as I ditched awkward selfies/face shots and showed that I half a life I’ve had way more success
You only use 2 pics?
>turned down a MILF
user this is where you should realise you dun goofed
>remington
Can i lock, shot and load you? Ask her that
2+2 is 4 m8. Honestly saw an influx of girls liking me when I had a funny bio. But gonna take anons advice and post some vacation pics.
It’s not a meme, and I’ve smashed plenty of girls/MILFS before. Just don’t want to waste my vital energies. Once you get past 2 months you enter monkmode. Don’t knock it til you try it.
My bad, I glossed over the second two and read:
>just two of me with friends and that look somewhat candid and not forced
Knew the phrasing seemed off.
>avoiding masturbation = avoiding breeding
That isn’t how it works user. You avoid the hand to make you go after the lady.
Having kids at 20 years old please tell me you’re memeing
Everyone here is a bumble noob because if yu werent you would know that bumble doesn't allow shirtless mirror pics. Try to put one up and it'll be moderated. It's part if some new rules. Tinder allows them but tinder is on the way out due to their auto banning policies and the inability to make a new account.
Pics incoming
Don't be shirtless out of context or by yourself. You need to be in some activity where being shirtless would be plausible.
>Out at the pool with friends
>In the park with your dog
>At the beach doing beach things
And in all situations someone else needs to take the picture. Anything else and you look like a desperate cuck.
Give me some pickup lines Jow Forums
Karen is fat. Guarantee it.
>H, hey question
You've already failed
bumping waiting for reply
>Hey question
What a fucking beta
>hey question
She was still hot you incels I needed a chance
Unmatched already
>Unmatched
>calls people who point out why this happened incels
Enjoy wizardom.
>two months
>turned down a milf
sounds like your test levels have dropped
I mean it was bound to happen, but fair I admit it was a bitch move
Consolation you get to reply to this one that crossed the wall
should've sent her my way, gay user
The actual solution is to be comfortable enough with your self to accept that people are people.
>new fb
>new phone number
>new tinder account
>elo is still absolute trash
looks like that's it for me on dating apps
beat me to it
God bless Jow Forums
Why is this a dumb move?
Like what the fuck are you meant to say?
>"Ay bitch, wan sum fuk, gib me dat puss ay bby grl"
Or some other niggerish bullishit?
>character limit
use shorter messages, small words, they don't like reading or responding you have to tell them what to do
Please tell me you're autismic
Can you imagine this guy approaching a woman and meekly prefacing whatever he's gonna say with: "heY, QuEStiOn"? There's your fucking answer. Ask your fucking question, don't be a beta
... so you’re saying the guy should just say “can i lock stock and load you” flat out
I don’t get this hill you’re trying to die on user. Any other scenario I would probably agree
Yea I can imagine that. Hey question as a preface is pretty commonplace.
Her name was Remington, the reply was snarky, and that is fucking Tinder, not a library. You know what you're there for and so does she.
Dude you’re really looking into it too much. It was a meme response to get a reaction. I don’t think those two extra words were going to sell her
Probably not, but life is a min/maxing game. You never know.
"Hey remington how about lock, stock and loading you full of some fun? Promise itd be a blast."
30-06
Sexy topical gets
Howabout
Hey Remington you're name's dumb but I'll fuck you anyway.
if it's all new, it's not your elo bro.
Hey remington is your cousins name winchester?
Remington how about I RAM you A TON