This is the body you need to date Taylor Swift

Femanon here, I'll give you boys the reason why this happens:

Once a woman hits mid/late 20's, they want to find a guy to settle down with who isn't a complete shithead at life. There only needs to be a LITTLE BIT of sexual attraction, just enough that the woman doesn't puke while having sex. If she's not attracted to his body, she sure can and will fake orgasms and be his life long emotional support for the money.

And when I say money, I'm not talking about extra cash to buy designer clothing, I'm talking about guaranteed financial security. A woman can go their entire marriage not being attracted to their husband as long as they feel "accomplished" with life. This means having 2-3 kids, some dumb hobby like selling enchanted rocks, and marrying a relatively successful guy to brag about. This is why if you're in a military base, women will try and grab men to marry immediately.

>women will only love you for your money
Begone thot, go back to the brothel from where you came and never let me catch you on this Christ-loving forum ever again

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Except that you're wrong.

These women have more than enough money for themselves.

That makes sense for most of the population, but this is Swift. She's rich. How is that explained?

Harlot

You are 100% correct, but you are a man.

I hope that man is financially able to give Taylor the life she deserves. Poor girl. Looks like she hasn’t eaten a meal in months.

why do I have to be shirtless and afflicted with trench foot to date a female pirate?

or a personality

On a purely superficial level they fit their bfs pretty well. Take away the celebrity status and neither of these women's bodies are something I'd want to fuck.

Holy shit hahahaha

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>Russel Brand and Katy Perry

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Sh. . .she will user, you just need to get those one rep maxes up a tiny bit more and she'll be yours. Youll see, everything is going to be ok

tits or gtfo

Damn, that bitch fell off hard after announcing herself as a democrat supporter. Imagine her shock when 25% of her listeners were Jow Forumsacs.

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Is this achievable natty?

>tall
>handsome faces
>rich and successful
>confident, constantly displays high-value behaviors and doesn't show weakness
>literally their only negative is not having a great physique, which isn't that big a deal when they're dating their looxmax

just

femanon here and this "fem"user is spewing some complete nonsense if you believe the garbage she is sprouting then you are just as much of a dumb ass as her.

have you ever maybe had the thought that your body doesn't matter as much as you think it does?

We live in an age where being muscular and even marginally fit isnt required to be with someone.

Having a "dad body" is basically the body type to hook up with girls.

Back in the 80's was the time where being fit was all about being the strongest would mean better looking girls.

cope.
Also, you need to be very fit to get hot dudes.

in a shocking twist to nobody women find a wider range of the opposite sex attractive and rate physical attractiveness lower as a quality to look for in a partner.

is this not common knowledge?

...

real actual legitimate authentic femanon here and you're both wrong

Because it’s evolution. Attraction is biological, this is why women aren’t as concerned about looks as men are, they’re more concerned about status and competence. Taylor swifts DNA doesn’t know how much money she has in her bank account.

Women are hard wired to be attracted to competence and security, like men with stability maturity and good jobs. This is why decent looking older men are thought to be attractive to young women - they are generally higher status and have their shit together later in life. This doesn’t mean women are not also attracted to chad. They are, they will just marry the high status dude, and fuck the young bad boy on the side...all the whole rationalizing to themselves how they are right to do so and that they’re still a good person.

But a lot of younger girls hate it when older men flirt with them, even if they're handsome and rich. They will say it's weird/creepy. How do you explain this?

If they’re rich and handsome then they like it and they’re just lying to you so you don’t get jealous. Lol

She's the highest grossing female artist....of all time? Hundreds of millions $$$$$$$ He's the new up and coming British actor that the girls were after. She has a thing for British guys (ever since Harry Styles). It's not about "settling" for something at this age. She found a guy that completely understands her.

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So you can read their minds, cool. I'm not chad, they have no reason to care about my feelings.

It’s not reading their minds, it’s evolutionary biology. Educate yourself retard.

Can't we just love one another for who we are and not based on how many zeros my bank account has

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LARP and incel-pilled

>evolutionary biology
Cute pseudoscience bro

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This is the body you need to date trappy-chan

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kek

You still believe in those Disney stories

Yes i do

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how thicc is his wallet?

Just because you attached a famous name to some flabby dyel chicks doesn’t make them desireable outside “omg I’m with someone famous OwO”
Fuck OP is a monkey.

I can attest to this. I’m very out of shape compared to my days at the gym. I’m definitely what people would call having a dad bod. I’m shocked at what I’m able to pull in but I also have confidence and a good face (not saying I’m chad).
At the end of the day confidence wins women pretty easily. Beautiful women get treated differently because they’re beautiful and if you can be yourself around them and treat them like.. a normal human being.. they will desire you.
Or don’t listen to me because I’m not chad with a ripped bod slaying thots on tinder.

So incels are LARPing as women to try and sell their shitty stories now? Can they get more pathetic?

Is this really trappy?

>looks aren't everything
you're looking at the wrong parts of his body. Look at his face.

>

the zeros in your bank account are part of who you are.

>fuck those grapes bitch, I bet they sour as fuck, I hate grapes anyway, grapes are for fuckin pussies
Wasting trips on your bullshit.

Don’t let your dreams die user. I mean, they’ll kill you, but don’t let them die.

Imagine if the genders were swapped though.

Would you really expect to see famous and desirable men going out with plastic bimbos like Aletta Ocean?

You are not mentally well if you are here. Being a cut muscular freak beast is almost incompatible with being mentally well, in the same way that a female who gets plastic lips, tits, ass, etc is not mentally well. It's like if this board was dedicated to cosmetic surgeries for women and the posters were angry that rich handsome men aren't chasing silicone bimbos.

I'd take Aletta. 8====D~~~

why does taylor look like shit from some angles and drop dead gorgeous from others

THIS

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This is bullshit

I’m a girl and poor and find it disgusting when older rich men flirt or try to talk to me

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what do you consider o-older? asking for a friend.

post feet

Who?

35+

So what this basically means is that I'm missing in the personality department... how do I upgrade my charisma guys..? I wish I had a bench for charisma or could just practice before a mirror and get + charisma just like with the sims back in the day.

This is the body she needs to date ME

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>tfw a complete shithead at life

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>This is why if you're in a military base, women will try and grab men to marry immediately.
Elaborate

>face
>height
>frame

Height
Face
Frame

It’s what we’ve been saying for years. This only strengthens our claim.

Yikes

I subscribe to this ban.

is this movie actually good or what

>everybody staring but basedboomer and black dude

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this guy has superman genes, do you think what alpha male looked like in prehistory? do you think that he was a huge muscled man? No! He looked just like Taylor's boyfriend
> high so he can see the danger
> skinn so he can run fast
> long arms and legs to be able to fight well and throw a spear

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Jesus it's like you're lining up to suck his dick after Taylor is finished with it

>ITT virgins who never had a relationship explain how people choose their partners

most of the desperate 4channcels would agree to marry any dumb bimbo with a few nice instagram pics.
have fun for a few weeks while the sex is still exciting. claw your eyes out after a few months when you have to wake up next to an annoying cunt every morning.

Older is realative. A 65 year old man hitting on a girl tht could be his daughter is absolutely gross. But a good looking fit 45 year old guy with a killer job is going to be attractive to majority of women. Men age like fine wine and women age like milk.

>all these morons responding to another Jow Forums tranny

He's actually only 6'0.5" (184 cm)

Huh
It's almost like looks aren't everything and girls look for things more than how well built someone's face is when considering who to date.

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Fucking based J, tell them thots how it be

You aren't a femanon and this is bait lmfao

'dishonest' /tv/ memes aside it was very good especially in IMAX

I bet you suck nigger cock straight from the congo border too.

>dating a 33 year old

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I'm 33 you think I have a chance?

Yes. One of the most KINO movies of the decade, but the plot is kind of messy and you need to watch it multiple times

not really.
It's okay at best

Tried to watch it, was boring.
Pirate it and you will find out

those wide child bearing hips

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you mean face

based and ADHD-pilled

incel detected

>off by 1
rip

the wall has not been kind to taylor swift

i thought only nonsense was talked here, I was wrong

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