>user, I dropped my virginity in the pool. You can have it if you take your shirt off and get it. ;)
User, I dropped my virginity in the pool. You can have it if you take your shirt off and get it. ;)
i cant see it where is it
HH brother 88
nobody talks like this
Not to you they don't.
>virginity
We already know you lost that a long time ago whore. Regardless, I value my virginity far too much to give into some succubus and her tricks.
or to anybody else for that matter
Women joke and flirt like that all the time, fym?
>4 foot pool
Get the fuck out of here
you dropped it in there about 10 years ago it seems. i doubt its still there. do you really expect me to go to the trouble of getting all wet and swimming to the bottom of a stinking, chemically sterilized basin for a your old soggy "virginity?" no thanks
>shallow ends don't exist
The fucks wrong with your elbow? Wait who are you, how'd you get in here?
Why would a girl like this wear a watch? You know this bitch is glued to her phone 24/7.
i keked user
>She’s 26
That’s a yikes
>26
>looks like this
I mean sure she’s under makeup, but thats pretty good for a fucking 26 year old. Got sauce?
>MVNT quartz shitter
Maybe once you get a better taste in watches, I'll consider giving you a hand. Here's a real watch, man on the fuckin moon right here. Make sure to go for the hesalite crystal if you want it to have any resale value.
I don’t know man, there’s a bunch of guys in that pool playing volleyball with it
This bitch ain't no virgin
Based and watchpilled
Huh? She looks fine for 26.
sauce?
Elizabeth Turner
Bitch all the three letter agencies couldn't find your virginity with military satellites
>do 360
>walk away
Based supreme gentlemen
>no ass
i will keep my shirt on, thank you very much
Oh. Ok. Just another degenerate playing around with her flesh. I’ve given up on you long ago after seeing that I was always last. It’s good fun seeing how you come crawling up to me now that there’s nobody else. Let’s take off my shirt
>oh look, here comes Chad
No. It’s ok, just ignore me and jump into his arms, squealing with delight as he holds you.
But it’s ok. I’m better than you, and I’m makin my own path. My body will be for me and only for me. Maybe I’ll show interest in your younger sister. The attractive one that is always in your shadow.
Yeah, I’m lifting for me.