*sips* Let me tell yall young lads, benching is the hallmark of masculinity. Back in high school *sips*, I could easily bench 300 lbs and I was a pochie magnet son. *sips*
*cracks open a Monster can*
Matthew Baker
Dylan Johnson
Cool but wheres the bulge
Cooper Richardson
I really like this image
Luis Johnson
Me too
Blake Johnson
This image is pretty degenerate
Thomas Garcia
Monster-tan?
We’ve achieved peak degeneracy
Hudson Cox
It says;
Here, *passing drink*
Its still a little early for you. - implying her, not drink.
Kevin Thomas
Wow so smart so much knowledge
Pls be my personal weeb translator slave
Josiah Watson
>knows moonrunes
Landon Smith
Or he got the tl from a booru
Matthew Johnson
I could never understand bragging about your past.
>oh yes,I was a stunner in high school and college! all the boys tried to pick me up!
>back in my days we had real [insert literally anything], not this shit you have now
>if you had said that to me 20 years ago, I'd have wipe the walls with you!
And why would I give a shit about it now?
Mason Allen
When you’re good at something you define yourself by it. When you’re no longer good/out of date you get hit with the soul crushing loss of self-identity. Instead of picking up something else, you decide that the past is all that matters and no one can appreciate it like they should.
Anthony Evans
>bobs
>no benis
ruined
Jordan Rogers
it's all yours my friend
Grayson King
Damn I already follow this artist on pixiv but they only posted that pic on twitter.
Jeremiah Sanchez
I need a boomer girlfriend to give me the love my parents never did.
Lucas Baker
I need two
Jaxson Ortiz
REPENT
Carson Cruz
When I worked at a gym there was this one regular who was the epitome of "the boomer" meme
>Short, kinda chubby, decent sized arms
>Yeah back when I was in the SPECIAL FORCES, which I can't tell you too much about it's still classified, I was jumping out of planes at 18 years old blah blah blah
>Back in high school and my SPECIAL FORCES days I used to be able to squat 600 for reps, I shit you not, but now my knees are all banged up and my doc says I can't do any lower body exercises ever
>sweaty, worked "freelance" repairing PC's or some shit
He was very friendly but would talk your fucking ear off, it was hard to end the conversation but goddam I miss you Jeff you glorious dumpster-fire of a human being
David Powell
The bulge actually goes INTO the pusy
Juan Torres
>all the boys tried to pick me up
>bragging about being a slut
Dump her
Ryan Campbell
You have to hand it to their marketing department, they're good. Remember the "boomer meme" (which always involves the Monster logo)?
Christopher Diaz
>shirt is also pointing
every time
Evan Edwards
Don't you guys have anything better to do than shilling energy drinks here?
Thomas Bailey
Nooo where's the ss
Lincoln Scott
>no matter how much you lift you will nver be a 14y old boy sho gets seduced by a very hot and much older female
Caleb Gray
>Monster-tan?
>We’ve achieved peak degeneracy
But that's years and years old.
/a/ and especially /jp/ use -tan a lot.
Ayden Perry
>(((Rodney Sacks)))
>(((Milton Schlosberg)))
Keep sipping goy!
Owen Evans
Dominic Diaz
>logo is literally Hebrew numerals for 666
>"J*ws" worship Satan
Justin Rodriguez
fun fact eva is jewish too
Andrew Taylor
(((chairmen and ceo)))
Anthony Collins
It’s not our fault you’re terrible at business, goy. Drink up. Yum yum sipz.
Noah Davis
Still the real question
Joseph Davis
>Hey kid, wanna /ssip/?
William Brooks
>drinking sugar/swerteners
Stop that
Drink your water and eat your veggies
Lucas Rivera
I’d rather drink milk.
Adam Perez
>that receded chin
Not only a coward, but also a subhuman.
Austin Reyes
>veggies
lol
Robert Gutierrez
They're important, user.
You need plenty of veggies and meat to grow big and strong.
Joshua Lewis
bread is good too
Eli Myers
*sips* yep back in highschool when i played football i could deadlift 500 lbs, before the injury of course.
Austin Cox
straight shota is for the most patrician taste
Jackson Sullivan
edit the shota into a zoomer
Grayson Carter
I saw one too.
>short man in 50s
>fat
>short fat son
>quarter repping squats fast as fuck
>would go for a walk in between sets
>Squatted 4pl8 with like 1 inch rom
>turned around and looked at me square in the face.
>did a boomer grin
Fuck i hat to walk to the other side of the gym to avoid laughing at him.
Turns out the guy is a police officer and so is his shorter bald son.
Zachary Miller
Thank you so much. I've never seen a picture this great before
Hudson Miller
You've fucking ruined me, Jow Forums. I look at this image and I start wondering what this girl would look like in a traditional dress, how well she could bake bread or churn butter, etc. What have you done to me?
Julian Smith
o how far the mighty have fallen
Joshua Davis
well maybe if other energy drink companies didn't taste like piss then i wouldn't buy them.
>though i mainly switched to coffee these days
Jordan Kelly
dog i've been here way longer and i'm just wondering what her armpits would taste like. You're overthinking an anime photo man.
Thomas Nguyen
Isaac Evans
Lmao
Zachary Brooks
You know what doesn't taste like piss?
Water, you stupid faggot.
Joshua Cook
water doesn't have caffeine in it you bitch. I need energy not hydration.
Luke Lee
>i'm just wondering what her armpits would taste like
Disgusting
Adrian Kelly
God I wish girls dressed like that
Christopher Fisher
i literally want to crush my own skull because of how retarded you are.
John Cruz
oh my god based fucking pusy poster how does he do it
Jose Hughes
do it then, you'd be doing the world a favor
Jordan Ross
fixed the line on the zoomer
Leo Reyes
They do at Arizona State.
Luis Lee
pics?
Kevin Perry
nice
Christopher Allen
they do but you'd dismiss them as thots since 3dpd doesn't look as good as a drawing
Josiah Thompson
I bought a monster snapback today because of that pic in OP
Leo Cruz
fucking hell
that's a 10/10 post
Julian Adams
Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
Jason Gonzalez
Burn in hell fag
Chase Mitchell
I've made it my lifes goal to be sponsored by Monster Energy™
How can I achieve this?
Michael Long
realistically in this day and age? memes
Isaiah Carter
become a big BR streamer and suck that corporate dick
Gavin Hughes
bread is the devil! revolt against the modern world! burn the cities, burn the wheat fields!
Anthony Reyes
These Monster fellers are clever, subtler than Wendy's that are too edgy and out there with their marketing on social media.
Isaac Bennett
>mfw no boomers at my gym
Nathan Foster
Benjamin Sanchez
Nice.
Aiden Torres
then how about curry rice?
Justin Morgan
Yup, we all used to bench 300 for reps back in my days.
Austin Nguyen
It's bad,but I can't believe I actually did this anyway
Gavin Lewis
kek
Ethan Green
Jordan Ortiz
Took 2 weeks off from caffeine, was having way too much so wanted to reset my tolerance. Anyone else done this?
Thomas Davis
>Milton Sipsplestein
Owen Powell
If you had that body, face wouldn't matter.
David Bell
Based boomer. This is too good
Austin Morales
can confirm
Gabriel Flores
>tfw no slutty monster sales girl sexually harassed you when you were 12
why even live