What are you doing in life to get ahead that you wouldn't dare tell other people in real life?

Ye I'm bigger and stronger and can actually focus and people look up to me. I feel like a super hero. Too bad I'm going to become a husk of what I currently am before too longehen the drugs start killing my body and mind

I masturbate a lot.

Ive spent the past 4 months studying Japanese daily for an hour. Im now at n3 level close to n2 and have never spoken a word to a Japanese person, I can just read, write and make sentences that are fairly complex.

I'd rather suck her tits like any mortal but whatever works for you

Gaylord

NoFap

Before going out i scratch my balls and crotch and i apply to sweat to behind my ears and on my neck. Women and men pick up on the pheromones and the women get horny and the men feel they are in presence of a true alpha male.

Gaylord

Penis enlargement
Use female dark circle creams
Go on dates with girls to tons of dates with girls to boost social skill no interest in relationships or even sex with most of them.
Use modafinil, phenibut, alcohol to fight my energy issues or anxiety.

Human pheromones don’t exist dickhead you just smell like ball sweat

I've started learning android app development to increase my portfolio before I graduate.
I highly doubt I'll make a single cent from it but it might help me get a job.

Nah. Just your heart. Seriously stop if you don’t wanna get heart issues decades earlier than normal.

Holy shit man, definitely keep that one a secret. Learning how to code a little in your free time is just insane. I’ve never heard of anyone successfully doing this before. If you tell anyone they won’t be able to handle knowing they’re in the precense of a intellectual god like you.

Well no dude I already know how to code that's literally what I'm in uni for.
I just don't really know xml.
The reason I'm keeping it secret is more because it's embarrassing to talk about stuff like that when you know your friends are probably all better programmers than you and could probably make way better stuff.
Also one of my friends who graduated a year ago still hasn't been able to find a job and feels shit about it and refuses to work on side projects while trying to find a job so I feel like if I told him he might feel bad.

I take 4-FA daily to treat depression symptoms, suicidal urges and anti-social behaviour. I also make extra money by periodically robbing a drug dealer who used to mug me when I was a kid.

PE doesn't work, idiot

I limit myself to 5 hours of sleep everyday so I can do more than my peers.
I take 15 minute breaks after every 4 hours of work/browsing Jow Forums.
I listen to subliminals to add a couple of inches to my height.
I'm a vegan so I eat all of my veggies under 5 minutes to save time. Just stuff it all in your mouth. It's easy.

I secretly use Rogaine.
I'm not bald, my hair is just thinner than I would like.

>I limit myself to 5 hours of sleep everyday so I can do more than my peers.
Enjoy your diminished performance and early death

>I listen to subliminals to add a couple of inches to my height.

cum has almost no protein you humongous faggot lmao
it has like 0.2-0.5 grams at the most you gaylord

>superstitious
>vegan
yeah it checks out

>I listen to subliminals to add a couple of inches to my height.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH
>"Grow, grow, grow" at an infrared frequency

>sound
>at an infrared frequency
ask how i know you're just as retarded as the guy you're responding to

Do you still need subtitles?

ask me how I know you're a mouthbreather
he obviously meant infrasound

This a bit weird I know but sometimes I [spoiler]use the thought of raising a family and teaching my children the importance of health and fitness to be stronger than I ever was as a motivator in life.[/spoiler]

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>"he"
>defending random Jow Forums poster
lame excuse of samefagging

I want to believe this is real

>all of these LARP posts
Here's a real one: I watch inspiring romantic amv's that help me get in the zone

Hi

>"grow, grow, grow!"

This cunt has no right to shoot that look at anyone
Fucking gross jewfaced horse teeth no eyebrows lasagna belly tranny man shoulders fake golf ball tits with with heroin addict arms

How the fuck is that getting you ahead

I browse Jow Forums for 7 hours a day

You're a retard dude. You don't gain anything when you swallo your own cum, you just keep whats already yours. Its like drinking your own piss, do you get any extra water?

of course he gets extra water. He drinks hiss piss so he dont lose water when he piss.

YEAH GET HIM

Aware me on dating girls to build social skills. Been kicking the idea around of dating a few 4-5/10s for practice and increasing my game while I’m cutting

Did you start from scratch?
Don't you think its a little too fast progress to be at n2? Unless you're gifted or something.

My homegym is covered in images of cute 2D little girls.

>go to Burger King at 9:00 pm
>it's a cheat meal, go fuck yourself
>get in line and see the cashier
>sweaty, zitty, military haircut, looks like he's about to murder and/or rape everyone there
>notice as he talks he sounds a little stroke-y, like he's keeping his tongue on the roof of his mouth at all times
>suddenly regret taking a cheat meal
>start to smell a nasty odor as I get closer to the cashier
>worse than usual for BK, I mean
>somewhere between unwashed gym underwear and...
>onions?
>arrive at the checkstand
>cashier gives me the rape stare
>realize he's the source of the smell
>it's like he scratched his balls and crotch and applied the sweat behind his ears and neck before going out
>it occurs to me I forgot to get my order ready in line
>"CN AYE HEPP YUH, THUR?"
>try to think of what I want
"Well I uhh, can I just... get, can I get the uh-"
>death glare intesifies
>suddenly he leaps over the counter and runs out the door
>a different cashier helps me out and I grab my lardburger and head home
>as I approach the front door, I hear the foundations of the walls of my house being shaken loose
>I hear my girlfriend screaming
>drop grease sandwich and run to my bedroom
>the cashier, in his 25% bf glory, was plowing my gf
>"Honey I'm sorry, his pheromones got me horny!"
>the truth hit me like a brick
>finally, I felt I was in the presence of a true alpha male

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hey, not a samefag here, most people have dicks around here so he was completely in the right by calling himself i mean the other guy "he"

I've told my friends and occasionally Jow Forums about this one, but I like to imagine myself doing pseudo-superheroic deeds to get pumped just before a set. Something about the thought of helping someone in a crisis gets my blood pumping and makes my skin crawl. I have a few different scenarios for a few exercises:

Bench:
>pushing a car full of kids out of a flooded street
>pushing a horse out of an icy pond
>pushing a shark/dolphin back into the ocean

DL:
>lifting a person up from the side of a cliff they slipped off
>picking up an injured person and running them to a hospital

Running:
>chasing down a guy who stole from the store I work at
>chasing a generic thief for stealing someone's bags

Boxing:
>beating up

I'm not into comic books or anything, but any time I need to kick ass it really helps if I feel like I'm helping somebody

Kek, Underrated

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I've posted this before but I'm a sexual degenerate who has done some corrupt shit. Particularly I love fucking married women and milfs and getting them to do stuff like anal and bondage, and I love hearing them insult their husbands. (several of whom I personally know)

The best part is I'm only 19 and have been doing this since I was 15. I have fucked teachers, friends moms, neighborhood women, women from church, among others, usually in the age range of 30-50, almost all married and with children. So far, I have not been found out and even my friends don't really know that I do this. Idk if I want to stop soon or not, I used to feel bad sometimes but my perversions have only intensified, and I have accepted my fate of never having a stable relationship and burning in the black pits of hell. I literally can't stop, it's my favorite thing and it's easy for me to do, some women have even paid me to fuck them. how do I get help? How do I even tell someone?

See a psychologist

For only an hour a day it's damn fast for him. But someone who learned it told me it's possible to learn that to near perfect in 6 months if you practice a lot, since about 2000 words are used 85% of the time

just think. some twat is going to marry one of these roasties and think they’ve done good. lel

Taking your own cum is not helping faggot. You are already burning shit down for masturbating. What you need to do is besides your own cum to take somebody else cum to add up on the protein scale

The simple things ever:
- I dont waste hours on social media.
- I dont consume porn.
- I workout 6 times a week.
- I study at least 3 hours a day.
- I watch what I eat.
That's it.
I love seeing people around me using social media hours after hours fighting eachother over worthless shit. I love seeing them consume shitty food like refined sugar and hypercaloric meals, getting fatter and dumber, while I get fitter and smarter, because it's not enough that I should suceed; others should fail.

Has anybody ever told you you might have autism?

Underrated

How do you go about initiating this with a woman you know? Give me the rundown user

Be attractive. Stop worry about consent.

im basically taking test and lifting for hypertrophy because studies show muscled guys get hired and promoted more often

Pics of any of these slags?

It sounds stupid simple, but you have to be constantly sex-minded and flirty, and that's pretty much it. So many guys try to take things slow, or feel like they're running out of moves and things to say and end up feeling anxious and insecure, but if you're charismatic and understand that she already wants to fuck, you never need to take the pressure off and it's all up to you to take it as far as you want. The mindset is this: ALL women want to fuck you badly, it's their dream. It's up to you to indulge it. Basically act like a really hot girl does to guys. This mindset will make you powerful with women.

I dont care about what anybody else says, your going to make it.

Yeah I've got some

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based humbleposter

Marriage... Not even once.

Lovely pasta

Larping nigger

3/10

here, take my (you)

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i do the same, it's amazing for your body.

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Besides weightlifting? I'm a novelist.

My parents have no idea that I have several finished projects and that I've spent the past year traveling around, forming the connections I need to become a multi-millionaire. They think I'm a broke millenial, lol.

Yeah, same here.
When i'm training boxing i imagine beating up niggers

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I browse this site daily, but it doesn’t get me ahead.

That's the only way you'll ever beat a black man. In your head, don't even try to step irl.

police already beat niggers for me, what do I need to do it for?

Post titties

Literally how? Like what do you even begin saying that would make a woman want to have sex with you

WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MY BEDROOM AND WIFE
I'LL KILL YOU JACOB YOU LITTLE SHIT

The obvious, I’m not having sex or masturbating and I usually do some 30 min praying sessions or chants to max spiritual and physical gains

>misquote

Protip: Don't do this if you're ugly. That's how you end up on a list.

you have never stuck your face between a woman's legs and sniffed

probably a good plan to not tell these better programmers your idea, its a competitive market and while they might be better programmers, you might be able to come up with ideas that they couldn't themselves

how to find a source of untraceable cash from people who won't go to the police and might require force/underhandedness? i wouldn't need a regular thing like you just one

doing my part to ruin race relations so blacks hate whites and vice versa to help racism become normalized and hopefully have segregated ethnostates in the future so I can finally have all white co-workers as we all work together to move up the corporate ladder.

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remind you of an ex?

What have you done project wise and to secure connections? My parents think the same of me and I wanna become more then a broke uni student that i am rn

>he doesn't know

Me too
Although my whole family knows

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You need to cut

I go to night college so I can finish my MBA and quit my boring laboratory job. Boss doesn't know so I still eat up the quarterly reviews and subsequent raises even tho I'll quit in a year.

already overrated