Who here has a practice gf?

that's right im a gurl respek me

How do i become a breathing dildo

Get a decent body with a fat dick but be ugly and generally useless apart from fucking.

wanted to post the same thing.

shallow fucker will get what's coming to him soon.

somehow doing that with my ex right now

feel like an awful human being but hey... she's getting more attached to me than i am

>tfw power level is uncontained
>women want nothing to do with you
>can sense it through text
>get commented on as the weird guy
>people feel unsafe around me
>tfw they shouldn't feel safe because violent sociopath with constant violent outbursts

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I'm a monster that'll always be alone

Yeah if you got some therapy and worked in being a fucking retard then maybe they would be interested. Or you could just get a gag, be tied up in a prone position and be a mute beast for bitches to ride. That's what you currently deserve.

Should I get a practice bf?

Just get a breathing dildo for a while and lrn2 insertion orgasm, then go squirt on chads dick

Good job you lowered yourself to the moral values of a thot

This
Mine is a bit younger. Cutie 7/10. She was homeschooled so I'm her first and she's happy around me. Just offered to bring me lunch because I said I'm too lazy to go out to meet her. Will probably go meet her cause I want her to feel happy. This is the life bros

please be in London

>>tfw they shouldn't feel safe because violent sociopath with constant violent outbursts
isn't that all men?

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The girl I had to learn all the dos and donts of a relationship with was the girl I fell in love with like I didn't think I ever could. Then she left me and now I'm perfecting my skills on a girl I don't like that much but she likes me so now I'm just working my way to getting back to the ex

Are you retarded? Fuck her you idiot

I got my last gf into my impregnation fetish, I wonder how hard it will be to find one obsessed with having children, preferably not one that is old as fuck but a nice early 20s one.

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>all this machismo when she obviously makes you happy
>not recognise someone who could actually love you and take care of you
>disregarding a sweet girl because your mind is warped by the thot

Can relate. Got so frustrated and angry at my last gf one evening that I almost hit her full force. At the last second I changed trajectory and hit the wall behind her, almost broke my hand.
Needless to say she left me afterwards, was a real sweetheart too. After that I basically been single for 3 years. I cant get over the guilt, I dont deserve to be happy

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No mem dont usually constantly daydream about beating the ever loving shit out of people. If I have trouble sleeping thinking about the violent acts I want to commit actual helps me get to sleep and that disturbs me

Sorry to hear man. I know those feels I hope you find peace

Join the army. Experience real violence, either get a taste for it and be a great soldier or it traumatise you and you learn that you're an edgy faggot

>she doesn't want you back
>t. roastie

Nice post except for the final line
Hardly a ex-gf will deny OP, since she expect that kind of bs after years of romcoms, romantic stories etc and she'll probably feel the same as OP tbqh

Practice gf?

Thats called a fwb you fucking virgin

Alternatively from joining the army go see a dominatrix and get beaten the shit out of.

This is also what i did. But broke up with her because its just plain wrong. Fuck it.
I want something meaningful not just practice. Got bored of manipulating her.

No. You dont take your fuck buddy on dates and create the illusion of love while with a practice gf you do. You fucking faggot

I dont wanna be In the army. How am I supposed to get a gif in the fucking army. And I dont want to shoot people i want to hurt people up close and personal with my fists

>had the best fap of life
>didn't bang

Jesus user

Thats not a practice gf. Thats a fuck buddy and being a parasite.

Good for you tho user

unironically, user, i recommend you see a therapist about it

you need get help to ease your guilt, guilt can only cause self-hatred and suffering, it is just an ego trip

there is a difference between guilt and remorse

guilt becomes remorse when you forgive yourself for your actions, and you use that remorse as a pledge to yourself to learn from this and to act more skillfully in the future

please look up some DBT/Mindfulness books, such as the DBT book for managing anger, you will learn quite a lot, and most importantly how to forgive yourself

guilt does nothing but harm, even your ex gf who you feel so much guilt for would not want you to continually suffer for the rest of your life

she would forgive you, we all at some time in our lives lose control, our negative emotional arousal gets so high that we forget who we are, and who we are angry at, and that we actually love them, we forget all of this. we forget our morals, and our values, and act purely on emotional rage

forgive yourself user, use this as an inspiration to learn how to regulate your emotions better, and never let yourself lose control again and act against your core values and betray yourself

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Sounds like my gf.
Sperg out because Im comfortable around her and she loves me for me.
She pays for so much of my stuff because she isnt dating me for my money.
I fuck her whenever I want because she loves to doit with me and is glad Id do something personal and special with her

he isnt my ''practice gf'' because im not a sociopathic cunt who wiould manipulate someone like that you lonely freak

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Its not about getting a gf you petulant little shit. It's about growing up and stopping tantruming and learning some fucking self discipline. You want a quality gf, she's looking for a grown ass man not some kid who is one minute the nicest guy you could ever meet and the next a fucking psychopath.

>tfw ywn paddle the shit out of edgy fags like user

"illusion of love"

you virgin are fucking pathetic really fucking lmao

As a 30yo khv I would want nothing more than to be just a fling for some woman. I'm not ready for a relationship,I don't even what I'm looking for.

Being a 30yo khv really entails *a lot* of abstract kind of feels

-t. someone with extreme borderline personality disorder and severe emotional dysregulation who has had this happen many times

you aren't alone user, and you dont have to suffer, learn to forgive yourself :)

dude, you 30 yo khv, just go and marry the first girl that give you attention
some people dont have options, you are one of them, so you just take what you get

woah.I did not expect that.
Believe it or not, I have quite a lot of female attention for the sperg I am. I just don't know how to start at this age.

FUUUUUUCK
my dad said the opposite. "when I was your age I was banging different hotties in my room every day. I saw this girl has a nice body, but... I understand this is just for the moment"

jesus fucking shit why do i listen to him

I can't believe you're right about this, user

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what you mean by start at this age?

how and in which position do you need to fuck a girl so she can literally not walk for a day or two?

Because he's your dad and you always have, don't beat yourself up. His mind is also warped by the thot. Let the relationship develop properly and if you have feelings for her then be honest to yourself. If you don't, move on.

Thanks breh. I know she forgives me, at least she said so to my face. I just dont want to bring misery and fear to another kind hearted person. I honestly rather be alone or even be with some psycho bitch that I wouldnt feel bad about for abusing desu.

>has a gf
calls me virgin

How autistic are you

>when you want to manipulate people but you're so undesirable you can only do it with ugly women

You're not a sociopath

Its a way to gather experience. Did you love every single girl you've ever took out on dates and even fucked?

We all do this but these dudes call it what it is. Practice gf

He's just a fucking edgy fag, same level as girls who call themselves witches.

Like it's ever that easy. I've got discipline I go to the gym, eat right, clean my house and do my damn chores I've spoken to people about the anger and theres no fix other than letting it run through

There is a huge problem when you just been a man whore, its fucking hard to actually feel love and feel like this is it
I have same problem, right now with a sweet girl, cooks for me, good sex, amazing time with her, but for some reason i can easily forget about her once i leave her
I think u get mentally damaged once you been fucking with a few thots, i honestly wish i was a virgin and my first time was with a girl i actually felt something real for, its just sad, i feel so fucking empty

>How hard would it be to find a woman that's into fulfilling her evolutionary purpose?

>have "practice gf"
>calls anyone autistic

fucking kek

>there's no fix

See that mindset won't help you. Anger is a friend of anxiety and depression , you experience it when you are feeling overwhelmed or there is some blockage in your life. You need to build your self esteem and also empathy, that's why i said about joining the army or getting your ass beat by a girl. You need to let go of control and experience what you want to inflict on others.

Am I the only one who's disgusted by this? You're giving her false hopes and using her just as a tool. You can have practice gfs in a moral way as well you know that right?

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>I've spoken to people about the anger and theres no fix other than letting it run through
That's some fucking bullshit. Anger can be managed. people who go
>lol guess i just have a temper
can go fucking kill themself. Work on your damned problems

I've been in the same boat. You get used to being able to get what you want and you forget to practice gratitude. I suggest when you're not around her you actively think about the good that she does for you and how you can show her gratitude and the same respect. Only thing that stops you from seeing her as a fuck hole like everyone else. Also, be grateful for the good things that you do as well. Nothing is ever 'it' with love, but just be happy for the time you share and the good you do for each other.

I think I just lost my gf fellas. We’ve been long distance for a few months and it’s been getting to me. Not to mention her parents hate my guts. We finally broke down tonight, I told her I can’t do it anymore. We broke up. And now I miss her more than I’ve ever missed anyone. I really love her. It’s just a fucked situation. I can’t reconcile that. I don’t know what to do. Hold me Jow Forums

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In Massachusetts good fucking luck lmao

I'd be uncomfortable with myself just using someone that I otherwise don't enjoy in that way

this is literally how i'm feeling with my ex-gf now
yes my ex
fucking,cooking, chilling together
but at the same time my feelings are at an all time low while hers are way higher, which was the exact opposite couple of months ago after she broke up

How do you progress to practice gf?

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Also if you don't have anything in common don't try to force it.

we do though but damn does it feel like she's just some girl now to pass time with

yeah I am not evil enough to do that. I feel bad just having sex with a girl without being clear on my intentions that I am only going to have sex with her.

Well she's your ex so just stop stringing her along and being afraid of being alone and embrace the narcissistic solitude you have created.

>this whole fucking thread
None of you will make it.

All young women in my uni are retarded childfree types, it's fucking disgusting.

Why would a woman in Uni want a child? That shit is for after. Besides which, most women are compelled, by their own desires, to get children when they get in late 20's, early 30's

That's a sign that you might be a functioning human being. Either give that up and indulge in the degeneracy for quick highs that aren't fulfilling or stick with what you're doing and you might have rough patches, perhaps even for the rest of your life, but have a chance to actually become happy.
But keep in mind there's no real way back from degeneracy once you've been submerged.

>late 20's, early 30's
Too late.

No, they proudly state that they are not in the mood to have children at ALL. And the average maternity rate in my country is 31 and rising. This whole media propaganda to stimulate people to not have children is working.

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well, yes and no, it doesn't feel remotely like we're exes
combined with her being affectionate with me, a lot, makes me just want to continue things as they are

Not if she's cultivating an education. But yes, the physical prime for bearing children is younger than 30

Are you sure you're not just comfortable with her?

>None of you will make it.
why do you think this thread, this whole board and website exists in the first place

They'll turn around, user. Women have a huge instinct to get children. Most of them will feel the clock running, and it's only going to get worse the older they get

Touché

>cultivating an education
They'd be far better off bearing children when young and then seeking education as soon child-rearing becomes part time. By going education first they piss away their best child bearing years and then drop out of the workforce as soon as they get pregnant. Absolute waste for everyone.

The problem is that an education is far easier to get if you don't have the responsibility of children. But, we are of one mind if we can agree that women should honestly focus on having children and fucking raising them properly

Would they now, and your excellent seed is the one for the job huh

well of course i am yes
but, there's this...attraction i'd call it, give us a blink of an eye and the world stands still, not only sexual attraction
we have pretty good chemistry and overall just work
if it were only for the sex i could've just said eh fuck it

We agree well enough then.

See pic related

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He's not exactly wrong, but he is wrong in thinking it would benefit him in the slightest. From my experience, people who complain about how it should be are just low tier men and good men actually make it so.
It's not hard to find stay at home wives that married relatively early and generally behave well if you know where to find good men.

Then she's not just someone you spend time with, don't let this retarded place fuck your view of your gf.

I never said it would benefit me.

Unironically this

you're a literal female. this is what women do.

*ex-gf
as of now at least
guess it's because she broke up with me and now we're dating again or something which has led me to close the door on my emotions as much as possible to not get hurt again

Then why do you even care?

That pic isn't doublethink, those two sides don't really contradict each other. The refugees come in and replace what would be white babies, and the white $0ygoys and feminists know this and have less kids.