Guys, I'm fucking starting no fap today. Denfinitly not watching porn...

Guys, I'm fucking starting no fap today. Denfinitly not watching porn. I had a girl come over last night and she did every thing she could to try to make me cum and it just didn't happen. She had fun and came at least 5 times, but there's no reason for my dick not to explode after the amount of stroking and and sucking she did. My dick and mind are desensitized. Any advice/stories are welcome.

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you're just gay dude get over it

Good on you for starting noporn/nofap, but don't let thots get near your dick. Save yourself for marriage, user. Christ is watching.

I can't stand gays like you

Hey guys it's been about two weeks since I've started this. My first time trying this I went 2.5 months without masturbating but I noticed after I relapsed I had a ton of pain in my prostate, groin, and abdominal region. This did not occur soley after 2 months it's happened with as little as a week. I taIked to my gp and he said it was due to semen retention and that it heightens my risk for prostate cancer. He asked if I had experienced a wet dream during that time and I hadn't once. He told me usually the body releases on its own but if you're not getting any wet dreams (which I have never) he recommendeded that I masturbate especially since I have a family history of prostate cancer. I'm wondering what you guys think and if there's any way I can continue this journey while masturbating. I'm worried that when I have sex I'll have another episode like this which trust me doesn't look or feel pretty. Please let me know what you guys think.

You were just nervous as fuck that's why you couldn't gym

Shit, I'm scared now!

How long is your doctor's nose

He's right, no porn is the most important anyway

>be you
>go to party
>get rejected by every girl coz you're ugly as shit and your personality screams insecurity
>get sad
FFW 10 hours
>wake up
>go on Jow Forums
>remember that "NO FAP get bitchez" meme
>make a thread lying how you made girl cum 5 times
>actually u came 5 times thinking about that
>start no fap regardless
FFW 30 days
>no resaults (as expected)
>get sad
>start fapping again
Gj you just wasted 30 days of your shitty life. In all honesty dude NO Fap is a meme,I kinda feel like you're full of shit and this did not happen but here are some reasons on why this could've been the case 1. she didnt turn you on (your dick stood strong coz you were afraid of going flaccid) 2. she ugly as shit and whenever you looked at her you got turned off(pretty simular to 1st thats all i got

Does clothed pictures (or undies) count as porn?
Totally off of videos and actual porn, but I dunno about some of those pictures after finishing a working out.

Also 3. this is also possibility
>me

I was thinking that too, but my dick was just kinda numb to it all. Overthinking it could definitely be a cause, too.

Same thing happened to me on vacation the other day. Met a qt, got her number, went for drinks, danced, kissed, went back to her place and fugged. I already hadn't fapped in like five days, but I was really nervous so I was pushing rope until I could relax with some more foreplay. Eventually was able to get it in and make her cum twice but it just was not happening for me, and for some reason she refused to go down on me. First time a girl's denied me that so there's nothing wrong with my dick. Still had fun, will hit her up again next time I visit Oregon and will probably be able to get rock hard and cum next time. So, just try fucking that girl again, OP. A lot of times you just have to get comfortable enough with a girl to cum.

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Don’t you think the porn can lead to lack of attraction and arousal to real women, tho? I also took some research chemicals to make sure I wouldn’t be flaccid. I’m pretty sure porn addiction is a real problem I have.

Why do retards always ask "does x count"? Listen. If it makes you horny, it counts. Period.

Id say you shpuld fap but dont watch porn, when i was on no fap i usually got 4 wet drems in about a month

Welcome to my world.
At the same time feels good to make her cum 5 times. Bet she will back for more.

>. She had fun and came at least 5 times,

This board is so fucking delusional it isnt even funny

Jow Forums: Where guys all have the biggest dicks and fuck all the time, and if they don't they always make the girl cum many many times anyway

Your dick game is weak.

It sounds like a douchey brag, but it was embarrassing that I couldn’t cum. At least she got off, tho.

Guys on Jow Forums have the best dicks on the planet and the strongest dick game as well.

Dude, women cum when you have sex.

Especially from guys on Jow Forums, they make women cum basically the moment the tip of their dick enters them

I know the feeling OP, I was fucking this legit 9/10 from Tinder last night and couldn't cum and she got upset about it but luckily since my dick is 8x6 I made her cum at least a dozen times and she wants me back for more

Being bitter won’t improve your sex life. Try to focus on what’s wrong and fix it like I’m doing.

Personal expiriance I do watch porn like 2/3 times a week but i watch lesbian/regular porn i dont watch anime shit and gangbangs and shit and i do not have a problem.If i had to guess tho i'd say if you watch some fucked up porn then yeah it can fuck your head up

No, it was regular shit mainstream shit. Brandi love, Kendra lust, etc. I’m doing it too often.

>replaces cum with gym
Meaningful dubs

You basically told her she's not good enough to make you finished. Based and chadpilled.

You're not gay.
She's just too old.

She was 24.

> fap once a week

this shit in /pol

Yeah, i wanted the most feedback. fuck off.

Right.

shitty troll

Nice cope.

welp idk just try n quit porn

Wtf was this post about, faggot?

Strange you haven't had any wet dreams. Do you watch porn but not fap sometimes? Try limiting your exposure to sexual material, that'll might force your brain to create its own sexual imagery. If not just bust a nut once in a while man, don't watch porn and simply treat it as a necessity.

dont call me a faggot im not the one who cant nut in bed faggot

Fucked a woman last night. Literal proof I’m not a faggot. Where’s your proof?

watching porn and fapping is just weird anyway. i don't do it anymore.

>cant nut while fucking a woman
I-IM NOT G-GAY I IIII I II I ITS PORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

kek

>duh, does this thing that makes me horny count as porn?
define porn, you fucking idiot
if it makes you horny, it's porn.

2-3 times a week is not much by todays standards. 5-7 times a week is probably standard desu.

>I taIked to my gp and he said it was due to semen retention and that it heightens my risk for prostate cancer.

If you're worried about that just fast.

Still had sex

> started nofap several days ago
> quite comfortable until now
> have alot more time
> activities give me more joy

I wonder what's going to come

Cum is going to come

The most important part of nofap is having a succgirl as a backup.

She can be ugly, fat, boring, whatever, all that is necessary is that she likes sucking dick. I went 1 month on nofap with 0 issues because I could call up a living vacuum who got off on being told to drop everything and suck my dick about once a week, sometimes more. This is the most important role in a beta female's life. Men orbit without sex, women orbit without a relationship. Fulfill the cycle and pick up a cocksucker

buy yourselves a fleshlight and do noporn idiots
nofap meme needs to die

First sensible answer in a long while

it's literally the current year 2019 and Jow Forums STILL hasn't learned about the semen retention pill.
Not nofap, semen retention.
Nofap is about getting a gf to cum inside. Semen retention means never cumming, even with your gf.

Got in trouble today for harassing my neighbor for sex because I was so horny

I'm on ~ day 60. I went on Jow Forums, saw a pornstar I didn't recognize, looked her up, started watching porn, but didn't break. Since there was no natural stopping point, I just sat there watching porn for 4 hours. Tbqhfamalam bad idea.
My lifts still suck, but my desire to talk to girls in public has skyrocketed.

Masturbation is natural. If you don't fap you'll have wet dreams. Porn and boredom are the real problems in your life.

I have a fleshlight and I place it in a couch and fuck it brutally like I would fuck a girl. Then I also sometimes strangle a pillow.

Gee I wonder eho could be behind this post,..

>anyone who disagrees with me is a JOO
this is why no one takes you seriously

What's wrong with wet dreams?

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>If you don't fap you'll have wet dreams.

nope