Reminder that you will never be a tall and handsome jock who fucks his horny, prime gf

>BOO HOO
>WOE IS ME
>TFW NO GF RIGHT
>WAH WAH WAH
>IM SUCH AN INSECURE LITTLE BITCH I NEED TO CRY ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE ELSE
Post your body... Better yet, face, name and address, you subhuman r9k faggot
I wanna see how much you can bench with a VZ58 up against your ugly pimpled face

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How does it feel peeking in highschool?

bang std ridden classmates - VS - spent all my time on the computer learning to program, top grades in highschool and university, $$$$, learn that a mans worth just goes up with age where women are worthless past 30, now making 6 figures and have bitches all over, nice car, home.

Okay? At least I didn't have to join a sports team to make friends.

>this much projecting
Oh honey

>tfw you were studying, lifting, or working while she was going out and getting fucked by other guys
>now that she’s your gf she wants to be lovey dovey and sweet
>you want to love her but you hate her
>you also hate yourself

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Men peak at 16-18
Women peak at 14-18
No one cares how successful you are now. You missed teenage love. No matter how much you compensate now, you will never be able to get rid of those scars.

We JUST did this thread!

I was a scrawny nerd in hs and had one of the hotter cheerleaders as my gf. People didn't understand how I ended up with her and at the time I honestly didn't either. Found out after I broke up with her, she saw me as a fixer upper, thinking I'd be hot if I got fit and a few lifestyle changes.

She was possessive and crazy but that pussy was just as crazy.

Kinda miss her sometimes. Crazy girls have the most passionate horny sex.

cope

Wrong nigga, men are fertile until their dick literally stops working because they have limitless, new sperm, while women are born with all their eggs and they get old and damaged over time. If you have kids with a 20 year old chick while you're 60 those kinds wouldn't be any worse off than if you were 21.

I'm jealous

larp

Does she have more experience than you, and that's what bothers you?

Honestly that used to bug the shit out of me with my last ex. THen I started fucking around and the insecurity went away.

This much cope. Quit being a Whining bitch just because you had/have no friends and no one that cares about you. Teenage love is shit

not entirely true, the chance of defects increases with male age, but not as drastic as 40 year old woman vs 20 year old woman

Never got this meme
Getting girls is the most overrated thing in this earth, sometimes id rather fap than actually fuck a girl, and im not even gay
The effort i put into fucking a girl range from 2 to 4 hours, a fap takes 10 min max

Id rather have a girl that i actually love and want to spend the rest of my life with than banging random thots, but i guess you can't have both

quads confirm

Obviously, it's impossible for your DNA not to become degraded with age, but it stands that men are not doomed at 40+ unlike women.

I'd rather be the horny prime gf desu haha

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If you had to put in effort, you didn't get to enjoy teen years either. If you're a 15 yo chad, girls will do anything to fuck you. You never experienced it and you never will.

Male relative risk of sperg/tard baby at 45 vs 20: 2x
Female relative risk of sperg/tard baby at 45 vs 20: 44x

Old women are fucking garbage. Old men are tolerably human still.

found the virgin
sex takes effort and time

Still the case 15 years later