>Walk into Gamestop
>Girl behind the counter gives a sudden start
>I turn to look at Switch games
>I turn around
>Still staring at me
>Lolwat
>Look at another shelf
>Turn around
>She's there
>Say hi to her
>It's flirty and fun
>I leave
Should I go for it, bros?
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She wants you in her boipucci
>be over at friends house.
>friends are a couple that I got together
>they have their friend over.
>a solid 7/10 pajeeta
>she’s got a bf that’s usually not invited over because he’s an ancap that doesn’t shut up about Jews.
>we’re chilling and doing Halo LAN
>finish game and I get up to get a drink.
>pajeeta tells me “user, don’t take this the wrong way, but you have a really nice ass.”
>later my couple friends and the pajeeta are goofing around and making jokes at each other
>she runs away from them for a second
>slaps my ass with a belt and runs away
My friends tell me that she got into a huge argument with her ancap bf so I might be set up as the rebound. Which is alright. I’d still smash.
>GameStop
Cringe as fuck. You probably had sweat stains. Stop playing Vidya you autistic fuck. People looking in your direction is not flirting. You're fucking retarded.
>at farmers market
>checking some nice leafy greens at a stall
>qt is looking at beets in front of me
>turns around and smiles at me and just freezes
>smile back and say excuse me
>she lights up and says hello
>i point at the kale and say im trying to get past
>she looks sad and walks away
>get to the point in whichever you say im fine desu
>she gets the fucking perfect score
>after all i've tried I couldn't even score from the 30mm mark
>still get a wink from her dad
It's not even sausage weekend bros what did I do wrong?
fake strokeposting in before fuck fag
you got anything to lose?
no?
>fuck
4
>marry
2
>kill
1
>befriend
3
>At HIIT fitness club for class
>Cardio bunnies typical banter before class starts
>One complains she didn't bring a hairband with her
>Me with long hair, pulls hairband out of gym bag and offers it to her with open palm
>At first she's puzzled, but then very thankful, smiling and takes my hairband with BOTH HANDS
>Her and other bunny laugh at the absurdity of taking a hairband from a guy
>"What days do you typically attend a class user?"
>Class ends, she wants a high five
>Smash that palm like it's my bro's palm
>"Ow! That was hard, you're too strong!"
>Cardio bunny mouths 'youre hot' from her car as she drives away
bros, I think I got my first mire
let me set it up. don't want to blog post but need to explain
>be me
>be gross 350lb fatass
>ruin good genetics and teenage years with poor eating because I couldn't cope with life
>ff a year plus
>240 and working on going down
>body is starting to tighten and show more. face looks less disgusting. Just getting better little by little
>working shitty fast food to keep me on my feet
> get 7/10 roastie ordering junk food with her family
>putting stuff on her tray, she keeps watching me and I watch her out of the corner of my eye, worried I fucked up something with her order because of how she kinda tracks me with her head and when I look over she looks down
>I gather everything and ask her if she needs
ketchup
>"I-uh-I ahh yes please"
>starts fidgeting with her hair and glasses
>face turns pink
>takes me a second to realize what is happen
>she goes and sits down, and watches me from her spot every now and then
I don't think I've ever been looked at like that by any female ever. Not even my gf. Is this what it feels like to not be disgusting?
ps sorry for being fatty
based
>Today
>Girl basically followed me around everywhere in the gym
>Sat across from me on bench, then next to me on a machine
>Followed me over to the pec dec machine and did rows across from me
>Some guy came over and talked to her for like 10 minutes
>Didn't see them do anything affectionate could've just been an orbiter or something but if it was her bf she probably wasn't mirin and just happened to wind up around me the whole time
>Today again
>Doing pec dec, notice a girl coming down the stairs looking at me and talking to her friend
>Later on walking to locker room
>That same girl and her friend walk by, swear the one that was smiling at me tried to say something to me
>Had my earbuds in and didn't want to look back because autism
>Kept walking away
>No idea if mired or not
> I have a thing for pajeeta's dated a disproportionate amount
> All the lads call me curry cock
>everytime I'm at the gym girls insist on using the treadmill right beside me
>talking to a guy at work about it
>random chick injects herself into convo
>I need to start going to the gym is yours good
>it's not bad
>guy I work with mentions me gym has day passes
>cool you should invite me sometime
>whatever you're doing there is obviously working
>we'll figure something out
>she walks away
>guy I work with goes on a rant about how things like that never happen to him
>no idea
>you are aware of everything that revolved around her today
stop being trying to be so autistic user i know youre not
>face looks less disgusting.
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It will save your fucking life. Every day. Every fucking day user.
>not responding with
>"aww thanks, you do too, but usually girls who do dont know how to work em"
neat
What game you get?
>I was looking for veg but I just found something better for me ;)
Pic related
>uuu im so disgusting
>MY GF
>slipping on my precum
MY FUCKING SIDES
YUMMY YUMMY GIMME CUMMY
This is fat hollywood jew tier
Beta
>renewing my gym subscription
>gym Stacy asks if she can snag a pic for the gyms Instagram feed (for promo)
>politely decline
>mfw not sure if she was mirin my scruffy looks or it’s a “our gym is so good, we can even get this fatty to sign up!”-type situation.
>female employee
>"ur a handsome man :)"
>can't tell if they're just trying to be nice because they can smell the autism or they actually think i'm handsome
Have a somewhat similar story
>Be me
>working out for 4 years now
>admittedly being juicing as well - look pretty good though
>One day working out in the gym - get approached by staff there
>they ask me if they can take photos of me for the promotional campaign, say they will give me 3 months free membership if I do
>accept it
>Now the gym keeps spamming photos of me on Facebook to get more people to join
>Smash that palm like it's my bro's palm
Man up and ask for her number, the next time you're there to buy vidya.
>Out last night at a pub with my 2 mates
>they go off to get a drink
>some girl and her gay friend come over and ask if they can sit with me
>say sure
>they sit, her gay friend immediately makes an excuse to leave
>get talking and she compliments my beard
>buddies come back and start trying to dominate the conversation
>when they start talking to each other for a moment, she asks me if I want to go to a nightclub later with her
>say 'no thanks' because I'm really tired and tell her to ask my mate because he's more likely to go, she just smiles and shakes her head
>makes me sit next to her to help her light a cigarette or something
>warms my hand up by holding between both of hers and rubbing it softly then just keeps holding it and lets our hands rest on her thigh, with interlinked fingers
>go home not long after cuz tired
>buddy talking the whole ride back to their houses talking about how hot she was and how he was just about to put the moves on her because it was obvious she was into him
That's the first time a girl has flirted with me in a year.
imagine the smell
LMAO, had same mires, a young girl, probably just got 18
Why are girls so fucking autistic? Literally following you around the gym, fucking kek
New Year’s Eve story
>be with high school friends
>all dudes, and unfortunately my friends brother who is still in high school hosts a high school party in same house
>chaos, dumbass high schoolers being fucktards
>no college age girls, just guys, which is fine I haven’t seen any of them in a while
>a girl my friend was friends with in high school shows up
>brings 2 girls with her she knows from whatever school she goes to
>I want to kiss a girl on New Year’s Eve for the first time
>talk to one, but she’s the responsible sober one
>start talking to other girl
>super kinda bitchy vibe, but she starts to soften up almost immediately
>starts smiling some and awkwardly trying to not stare at me
>hmmm idk if this is gonna happen
>her foot touches mine
>Welp here we go.jpg
>touch her foot back, you know how it goes
>move to living room with other college students, she keeps saying “10 minutes to midnight”, “7 minutes to midnight” and then pausing and looking at me
>mission accomplished
>reach midnight, everyone leaves living room except us
>make out for like 2 or 3 minutes
> dumbass high schoolers get cops called on them because they keep parkin g in the streets
>oh shit wait I’m in the house too and I’m over 21 so this is really bad
>try to hide with girl, don’t think we can make it out because I didn’t see cops show up bc we were making out. I incorrectly assumed they surrounded house
>hide for like an hour or two with college friends upstairs
>whole time she is cuddling me and feeling me up
>cops show up
>I don’t get in trouble thank god, get let off
>she is under 21 and had to get picked up and leave bc cops
> tfw get cockblocked by the cops
>fucking high schoolers
So close, I was 100% about to get my dick sucked.
>it's impossible for two ugly fatties to date
user, shut up
>few days after NYE
>not a large town so every knows everyone
>be fine looking person 6"5 otter
>guys on fit regularly say they want to suck me off
>evening workout
>usually there first thing in the morning with powerlifters and milk drinkers
>gym is loaded with people my age or younger
>usually avoid this because "muh maturity"
>group of high schooler dyels running around doing meme exercises
>female who has a youthful attractiveness about her doing exercises adjacent
>throughout workout she comes over to my area and just lifts up her shirt to expose tummy
>it is a nice tummy
>she does this 6/7 times in the mirror behind me
>highschool males switching up their "routines" to be near her
>nevergonnamakeit
>leave main area and go to small studio for ab wheel
>literally 3 rolls in and she comes in and grabs a mat
>impossible to be more than 5 feet away from other people with size of studio
>she starts doing yoga or some shit idk
>still doing the little shirt lift
>fuck it
>just take my shirt off and continue doing ab rollers
>she just stops her stretching and watches me in the mirror
>finish up 4 sets and she hasnt moved
>finally take my headphones off
>make eye contact in the mirror
>"Can I help you?"
>"no, sorry, I mean yeah, those about rollers are really hard, I can never do them"
>grab the wheel and put it front of her
>"I'll show you"
>stand over her and immediately grab her waist
>"Alright, do your best and keep your feet on the floor"
>do 15 reps of ab wheels >supporting her body from behind
>can literally smell her pheromones
>feel testosterone release
>in middle of set
>"Wow, I never get a workout like this in track"
>oh, you're on break from college?
>"no silly, I go to _____ _____ (local highschool), I haven't even started my colleges app lol"
>stomach sinks
>finish rep
>maybe I'll see you tomorrow ;)
>haha yeah
She in fact did not see me tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that. Lord willing I won't be tempted like that again.
sooo you were alone for an hour or two and all that happened was cuddling? bro you cockblocked yourself
idk what they're feeding kids but god damn 15-year old girls are looking 21 these days
>buddy talking the whole ride back to their houses talking about how hot she was and how he was just about to put the moves on her because it was obvious she was into him
lmao I hate faggots like that
>Be in Gamestop
>Walk in in my new leather trench coat and quirky Super Mario graphic tee "wanna game?", which i got from my mom for christmas
>I read on Jow Forums that to give off an alpha-hunter vibe, i should take wide slow steps and keep my chin up, so decide to try it out for the first time
>Open Gamestop door and wait there for a good 12 seconds like a jaguar or a tiger, i've got all the time in the world
>Decide to proceed to the Nintendo Switch section
>qt cashier says hi, because i'm the only one in the store. I glance at her from bottom to top and nod my head
>she looks at me expressionless, i could just tell how moist she was
>take slow and steady steps towards the Switch-games, creating a comfortable and quite sensual feeling in Gamestop. The cashier is a short skinny woman with some curves, and i'm big but calm and collected, just the type the cashier felt safe to be with
>So i proceed to grab my physical copy of Just dance for Nintendo Switch and walk to the counter
>I'm paying and she's about to say "would you...", but i come in and say "ya'know.. games that keep you active are really useful. It's beneficial usage of the free time.. outside the gym you know?"
>She looks confused and says;"I can imagine! would you be interested in a membership to Gamestop?"
>I slowly take the game from the counter, glance at her and scoff, say "until next time.." and slowly turn around and walk away
Man she was superwet, i bet she so wanted to sex me while i hold her in my arms
Dude. The urge to smash these fertile biddies drives me into the ground. That being said, I'd really love to wife a 16 year old for the prupose of raising a wholesome Christian family. It's not fair bros.
>Be at uni fantasy party
>Time to show gains
>Go as sexy cowboy, no homer
>Having fun partying with the boys
>Sudently 2 thots approach me
>They start bitting and licking my abs and go away after that
To be honest i felt like Zyzz after that moment
And on the same party
>7/10 came face to face with me and called me hot and basicaly raped my mouth.
3 months? Really? Wow you are cheap.
I had almost the same thing happen to me, but it was a clothes store and they wanted me to go to a fashion show.
>Being so salty you can’t enjoy Video Games
Get a life m8
>Asians on Jow Forums
FUAAAAAAAARG
WTF. Is this all you need to make it? A strong core and 10% bf?
Had a close friend who was like this constantly. Don’t talk to him anymore. Such a fucking loser
And being on Love island.
I don't mind him. He's always been a good lad, but I know he has a penchant for embellishment so I just take things with a grain of salt. I'd rather have him than my other mate, who gets really aggressive and insecure about me when he gets drunk. Any time a girl starts showing me any modicum of positive attention, he starts calling me a spastic or a retard or a scrote or any other insult he can to try to drag me down in her eyes. It's bizarre.
Are you from BC?
I didn't know people still shoppedat GameStop anymore just buy online
If she's at or above the age of consent in your state...why not?
Nah.
this is just the thing the jews want user
>this is just the thing the jews want user
that's what we want you to believe
I don't know what to believe anymore. Can the jews please explain this?
>you go to the gym, right?
common but hasn't lost the feels
>brother play RDR2
>little niece watching says my brother doesn't look very much like the man on the game
>says I look much more like him
>you look at the screen and it's a Pearson cutscene
lol
pretty much i remember going to a party with my 5'5 buddy who had killer abs and was pretty jacked
girls couldnt contain themselves at all
licking his abs grabbing them
was funny to watch
>asking jews for help
never gonna make it
lmao how is this a real country
retard cope
No doubt you had that bitch all sorts of soggy user. I’m taking notes
Sure,just don't look desperate
>cute girl gets on the bus with her dog, sits opposite me
>get to my stop and turn to face her
>she smiles at me
>smile back and tell her she has a cute dog
>pet her dog and leave
The faggot needs to learn a lesson for bitching about jews and fucking a shitskin. Fuck her.
>cute girl gets on the bus with her dog, sits opposite me
>embarassed because forced eye contact, quickly stare at phone
>too afraid to lift the head, spend rest of the bus ride staring at phone home screen
>trip on the way out of the bus
>cry myself to sleep
Alright, I think I have a story I can share.
>at my local grocery store, I’m after milk and condoms.
(Please remember it’s a Sunday)
>now I walk up and ask this girl if she has any milk. Well she turns and has big breasts.
>I stare, open mouth, at her mammary glands and say, “yeah, you do”
>she just snorts and walks away.
Meanwhile her younger sister is watching the isle over and she squeaks.
>I look at her and like a mouse she drops her items and scurries off. I feel bad so I follow her but she’s gone.
>ok, I just wander the shop til I find her, cane be too hard it’s a medium shop. I call out “need the milk girl gimme gimme.
>hour later find her huddled under a clothing rack, rocking back and forth. I (strong boy) pick her up and say, “I’m going to check you out” and carry her towards the registers.
>my man Troy is on today (SUNDAY) so he scans her for me and tells me she’s on discount.
>we go home and I ask if she wants to consummate our new relationship, she’s so giddy so can only mumble while her body quivers in excitement.
>next morning I wake up to her on top of me asking when we’re going to continue the fuckity fuck fuck.
She nice and tight.
Sounds like he saved a couple hundred for taking a few pictures for about 10 minutes.
Go into GameStop to get mum a new game.
She doesn’t know what she wants so I browse.
Girl employee comes up to me, friendly. Too nervous to say much other than, yeah thanks, ect.
Go to pay. Same girl, smiles, seems invested in sale, talking about games and stuff friendly. Decide to say something, like, yeah it is a good game. Her eyes glaze over, inhumanity.
We finish in silence.
I cry Gomez w
YEs
no i just do 10 push ups before bedtime
lmao
>I'd really love to wife a 16 year old for the prupose of raising a wholesome Christian family. It's not fair bros.
this. whats wrong with it if you marry her first? literally nothing
what the fuck is this
>be me
>three years ago
>be visiting
L O N D O N
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D
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>with a few bros
>at this park to drink and watch fireworks
>ten minutes before twelve a girl walks up to me and says her friend wants me to say hi to her
>I look over, they seem to be like 17 or something
>still legal in the UK but idgaf
>another bro comes back from taking a piss somewhere
>leave the thots and continue drinking with my bros
>guys on fit regularly say they want to suck me off
stay classy Jow Forums
why do I keep coming here
based. but is it redpilled?
She was not.
Best way to verify the authenticity of my claims.
i dare say it might be
one of my best friends thinks all girls are looking at him but now we're making so much fun of him for spamming it he cant say it anymore. it is fucking annoying though
Age of Consent is 15 here heh, thats why I get all the girls and the sex haha trust me on that one pal
with trips I cant help but to trust you
Unless you're in a relationship, you should be proactively gunning for literally every girl that you find fuckable and wouldn't fuck your shit up to be involved with. Acting in any other way makes you a beta faggot.
I noticed girls are autistic as fuck desu, it must be because they grow up until 25 not being smacked around,bullied,shit talk etc all the dumb shit males get growing up.
>the absolutely greedy look on a girl’s face when you realize she’s actually flirting with you
Making it
Wait, is that snooki?
Man, this was super hot, do you have any more escapades?
I was looking for veg, but I guess I found vag
>couple hundred
ur getting ripped off.
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