/fraud/ - steroids general

Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and blogposting general.

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Yes, it's reddit, but it's a good resource.

SARMs are a waste of money. They aren’t going to do much for you, stop asking about them. Flush them down the toilet if you've already bought some.

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

Up the tren before asking for advice.

Previously

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Get on test + mast in that case.

test-e 500
deca 300
tren 250

A vial of 10ml of test would be about $60, deca about $70 tren about $80-90.

AUD of course.

The sooner crusader accepts his fate as a girl the better imo

Reminder: If you have balding genetics never, ever use Dihydrotestosterone derivatives, you will speed your hair loss dramatically. This includes:
>Primobolan
>Masteron
>Winstrol
>Anavar
Using nandrolone and test derivates will not affect your hair one single bit. Anecdotes don't counter science
t. doc

Inb4 sub-50 IQ replies like "you'll lose your hair on test anyway idiet" and coping baldbois

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Thinking about throwing myself under a bus tomorrow. How do you fags cope with this fucking cuc.k corporate slavery

These fucking months are the worst. Everything is over, it's cold and you are still fat and bloated from the bulk.

Only thing i can look forward is getting shredded like pic related again and make you faggots hate me even more

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The only thing smaller than your forearms in this picture are your triceps
>roiding for this

discuss the least harmful stack cycle, some other guy in the last thread said it'd just be a standard test 500 cycle, what do you think?

my suggestion was:
250mg test + 30mg anavar / week + 0.5mg arimadex every 2 days

i'm also thinking about adding winny in there but i don't wanna die of a heart attack at 22 (rip zyzz)

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Anavar won't destroy your hair.

You're not going to notice a difference from 250 test, that just does more harm than good, anavar and winny are terrible for beginners. The least harmful and most beneficial is 500 test, 300 npp

You're right, meant to write Anadrol.

>shows a picture from someone who's balding

DING DING fucking retard, for every side effect there is something to counter it with

>names my two strongest muscles as weakest
That's barely tickling me. Come back with a bigger caliber

What did i tell you in the last thread you fucking illiterate. You are TOO retarded to even use steroids or even go on with life. It's over for you

>ideal body
>zyzz
>the 'safest'cycle
I CANT EVEN WITH THESE FUCKING CANCXEREORUFDH$NUN DYELS WHERE DO YOU COME FROM FUCKING 9GAG R9K INCELS

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why do noobs think they need orals lol

now im curious show your hair masTer

What hair lel?

I wish I could have InstaGirl give me good night kisses.

What's your hair cycle homie? I remember reading the original post but didn't screencap it.
his hair is thicc as fuck.

HOW TO FIX ACNE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can do that ;w;

mirin?

Maybe you can print her face out and then ask your momma to wear as a mask it before giving you a the standard night kissed

Ultimate thickness combo:
Saw palmetto 5 x 450
Pumkin seed 3 x 1000

Ultimate hair loss preventor:
Keto shampoo once a week(let in in for 5 min)

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at what dose/rate will I see diminishing returns from hCG? Or can you point me in the right direction where I can find more info about this.

I have had moments in my life where I was pathetic but I never shit posted wishing a high schooler would kiss me good night lmao get it together

Get me a high schooler to kiss me then I'll get it together.

how do u guys deal with anxiety?

the type which is always there even when u got no problems to deal with

it sucks

Keep myself distracted at all times. I listen to music a lot.

I remember my mum telling me a story of when she was studying to be a nurse of how she had to do a mental health rotation and all these people came in to collect their medications and almost all of them had earphones in. She asked why. The nurse she was with said it was to stop the voices.

I thought that was fucking creepy as fuck as a kid but now I'm doing the same thing.

Keep in mind crusader refused to go into the gym if anyone else was there and he never figured out a way to cope with that when considering the value of what he’s saying

I did find a way to cope with it. Just go when there's nobody there. Dumbass....

I cook a delicious dinner for my bf so he will reward me with an anxiety terminating fucking

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come to the gym with me dumbass.

Just being overall better looking than other people helps. Also when being bigger people automatically respect and fear you. Don't forget to put on the alpha look as well

High dose of mast can also help very good


Dude lmao. You are afraid to go the gym if someone is there

I wish i could train a pupil that would followed my advice and i will make him into a monster.

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tfw whenever i enter a new gym it's all eyes on me and i just stare every dyel into their soul until they are looking away with my alpha look

that's the only way assure your alpha presence

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if I wasn't in this shit-hole called Australia i'd probably let you cuck me to show me how to become an absolute fucking monster.

Train me then.
t. Dutch 18 year old manlet

Reminder that AGDQ 2019 starts today!

2 hours and 10 minutes left

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You serious? Its pretty fun to watch even though its pestered with degenerates and autism
Thanks for the heads up!

>toomuchclomid.jpg

any of you guys on fin? What dose?

Starting to slowly lose hair up front, not too worried about it but it'd be nice to try fin as it's so inexpensive.

From what I understand, if you dial in your values you can diminish the sides of fin?

I'd read Anabolics.

Anavar is going to be a bit harsh on the liver.

it was the cutting drugs combined with a heart defect and a sauna and access to any pharmaceuticals he wants in Thailand that killed zyzz

Also, why adex over asin?

did zyzz use dnp and go to a sauna lmao

how do i know if i crashed e2

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If ~10% of testosterone converts to DHT, and you increase your test levels, is your argument that that is not enough to cause baldness? Or are you just referring to how quickly the balding occurs?

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I'm going to play football at a D1 School this fall and I went on a few official visits a few months ago and was blown away and slightly worried at how big, strong and ripped the dudes were.
I'm a smaller recruit than the players there and the biggest 5 star recruits in the nation etc. so I was wondering if they're all on PED's? Are they? If so, should take them too?
I wanna gain maybe 20-30 pounds before training camp but I don't wanna lose my scholarship, is this possible and undetectable?
Sorry if these are very stupid and retarded questions, thanks for the help though

>MastE when you have MPB

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how the FUCK would we know if your college classmates are on roids you brainlet fuck

don't be r00d to the new guy

what do you do when you've drawn too much oil into your syringe?

I was supposed to inject 3ml and I drew 4. So I injected 3 and now I have 1 left. Can i squirt it back into the 10ml vial i drew it from? the alcohol should kill stuff and it's just my blood, right? or just leave it in the syringe for 4 days from now and draw less then?

why didn't you push it back into the vial while drawing? what the fuck is wrong with you?

why is their blood ?

you are clearly a total noob and an idiot, but im more interested why you are injecting 3cc at once. What are you pinning?

Jesus

Pinning Test Cyp e3.5d, Mon and Thu, starting week 5. Only have enough for maybe 1.5 doses and won't have more Test until next Sunday. Should I just pin 1/2 Thurs and 1.5 next Monday?

Normally I do, but sometimes I lose more than expected when trying to expel all the air. So I thought if there's a way to do this in the other order, draw a ton, inject the exact amount, and then return the rest, that would be better than trying to draw the exact amount that will be left after getting all air out.

oh there's no blood at all. i just meant like theoretically

thanks for your reply but if you want people to answer your questions then be less of a cunt

yes

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>sometimes I lose more than expected when trying to expel all the air
you lose 1cc while pushing out air? how fucking retarded are you? you shouldn't do steroids

speedrunning lowers test to minimum

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stop this and stop wasting dubs and trips

You are not training at my gym

Seriously what is this even

WHAT IS THIS!!!

I can't decide who's more hideous. Mong or that creature

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He/she looks like every generic 11th grade English teacher

>crusaders future

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fuck off faggot, we GDQ here every year

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Motivating crusader

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>dont know what happened, but im now crossplaying, have a femboy BF whos a vegan in a poly relationship
>dont want to be a brute anymore, want to be a goth natty
>paying less for food now
>stopped spending shitloads on gear, ancillaries and t3
>probably saving like 150-200quid a month now cause i dont need as much gear and food

lads, I think ill buy a 1440p 27 inch 76hz monitor from the 1 month of savings.

Where to buy?
>inb4 read wiki

Anybody else have the problem of random strangers getting intimidated / mogged as hell when passing by on the street?

Black people don't seem to take a liking to me kek

Ever since I started on tren I feel like a different person, it's kinda scary. I'll walk down a street and just stare at people I'm walking by in the eyes until they cower submit to my dominance and look down on the ground. The worst part is I'm thinking of ways to fuck them up if they say something to me. Also I wanna drag fatsos on the ground. Otherwise a peaceful person. This is normal right

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what if somebody asks what's up

It's my daily routine. Black people and sand niggers always come to me to tell me that they want to look like me.

They are closer to primates evaluation-wise. So bigger means better and higher chance of survival in their eyes.

Nobody does. Only black people or sand niggers

What Ratio should one run for a mast e test e blast? Was thinking 600 Mast 400 Test but starting to wonder if it should be 600/600 to make it 1:1

>not buying 120/144hz

I've had the same reaction with taller black dudes. Never with shorter black dudes, though. Usually those get angry.

>"Lookin big as fuck Popeye"
>"That man looks like superman. Yeah, that dude's a beast"
>"Looking good hercules"
>"That nigga big as hell"

Latino men look at me with admiration. Sometimes they stare. Sucks for them though, being a manlet is guaranteed if they don't have European genes.

>have a femboy BF whos a vegan in a poly relationship

RIP test levels

>no source talk
try marketplaces of dreams.

Yes they are all on gear at that level.

And you need to find a powerlifting club that has brought up some football players and train with them.

Look at Jim Wendlers stuff and Joe DeFrancos stuff.

It should be obvious that there's no way for us to know with no other information than they're "big, strong and ripped" by your standards.
Keep in mind that a strength- and power-dependent sport like football with a lot of money and fame available at the highest levels will attract some genetic freaks.
You can just ask them if they use anything if and when you've become close enough friends that they'll trust you not to tell anyone.

my test levels are probably 0 right now, its been a week since i took hcg and am on 20mg nolva.

i will miss the insane metabolism tho, i cant take t3 anymore as a natty since itll burn me to nothing

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While there's a good chance that they're on gear never discount the possibility that they're just genetic outliers. They exist and a D1 school is going to attract them.
As for gaining weight/muscle mass I'd look into the detection times for Test prop and dianabol.

My gym is a powerlifting club, sort of. They always host powerlifting competitions. They have this hanging. I laugh every time I see it.

Also there is no such thing as a power lifter that looks good.

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anyone find it interesting that all these trannies are also ugly as fuck

feels fucking good mogging men who are better looking than you simply by being bigger and more muscular. you can see the envy on their faces in the gym when they see your body in the mirror and then look back at their pathetic excuse for a physique

if a power lifter looks good he is on gear

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Disgusting male can't become a pretty female. Those degenerates only wear girls clothes and some of them take estrogen to grow some tits.

How does he look like shit after 8 or whatever years on test tren masteron eq hgh deca

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Because retards are literally shit genetics, but also it's evident he doesn't know what he's doing.

Isn't he literally mentally retarded?

It honestly wouldnt matter desu provided your lean and not watery you are going to get the look you are going for
Most of the positive attention i get is from girls/women. Men either ignore me or stare daggers

everytime I even see this faggot talk I think i’m listening to a retard

no wonder why he takes such large doses to cope

He actually is retarded.

Testify if you haven’t figured out, he’s the one who’s full syringe has been getting posted at least once a week lately lol

where post pics

yeah i’ve seen lol and he still looks like a fat fuck

I'm confident I'm bigger with less gyno then this.

Here’s an example

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He's got pretty fucking good quads and calves though especially considering that m'lard almost never trains them and when he does he trains like the literal retard which he is
youtu.be/nAzhNQ2J5N8

That's just because retards stomp instead of actually walking.

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doesn’t count. he’s fat so he’s always working out his calves

jesus christ there is so much wrong here

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sorry.

he doesn't look that bad for 5'11

So, no one is going to point out that the OP linked a thread to plebbit?

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