Why do you lift?

Why do you lift?

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literally nothin else to do and it makes me feel good

She touched the ball with her elbow thats a red card i gotta punish her with my dick do not interfere Jow Forums

to be a better man than i was yesterday

I lift because I'm a manlet(5'3) indian with all sorts of mental issues.

Thank god I live in a first world country with easy access to gyms otherwise I would have ended it all long ago

the only things I have going for me are above average iq and a tendency to be rather vascular and good hair.

Apparently my face is an 8/10 but I fucking doubt that.

I lift to push my body to its very limits and dance with death and to have a positive outlet to my anger.

thanks for listening Jow Forums, I'll be here all day.

I need to be as swole ass possible in order to assfuck dozens of 10/10 latinas

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You should reconsider suicide

to have a attractive body
to be strong because i like being strong and showing off my strength
to balance my life because i need a hobby outside of MTG and smoking too much weed
to have fun

fuck off faggot
keep going user
manlet memes are just that, memes
if a girl doesn't want you because you're short, shes a shallow cunt
you're gonna make it

Discipline and self-improvement. better you are closer you are to perfection. Perfection is ultimate good and vice versa..

Politics and cute petite grills

Mamma mia

Discipline
I like pushing heavy weight
I love eating whatever I want without getting fat (15% year round squad)

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I dont lift

She's british

waifu.

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this

I want to look deceptively nice after taking off a suit.

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For a Valkyrie gf

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So I'll look good when I kms.

my ex is dateing a fat fuck now

dude she's too young

how does one obtain a jordan gf?

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otherwise i am nothing

to beat up untrained lanklets

la creatura
She's hideous

How about you show him how it's done first

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my waifu. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont love shit that was orbviosly fuking autistic. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal waifu that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the Scotland beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking awful shit-tier waifu on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot.

Based drunk at church poster

>wanting a waifu so androgynous that even half blind people can see she looks like a guy
>wanting a drunkard
>wanting to have to take care of her blind sister
>wanting to marry into the Satou family and by extension the Hakamichi family
shit fucking taste

you are low test and gay

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To get a qt tomboy gf
Also I want the general benefits of looking better, be stronger, more athletic and feel happy with my body
Based

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>t. el goblino nigger la creatura el monstruo

imma need a sauce

COPE

I got a cute trap gf(male)
so i'm not really sure anymore, i'm just used to it and looking good helps me feel good.

>Why do you lift?
Why do you care?

On which one? Left and bottom don’t have sauce

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gib petite tomboy gf

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Why do the birds fly south ? Why is summer in lapland so short?

those proportions are weird as fuck. is she human?

>petite
Not my cup of tea, but to each his own. Tall and athletic is best though

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For my heritage and progeny.

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It’s all l know anymore

i will never have arms this big..

TO BECOME GOD

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Started mainly because my friends were, and felt like my 14 yo khv ass could get girls that way. Now that my friends no longer go to the gym I keep lifting due to sports, due to my addiction to proggress and to have a better time in the military

Anirban?

I don't

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I want to be huge, and die in a battlefield. Sadly battlefields are a shitshow nowadays where "brave" men hide behind cover and shoot until they hit the enemy.

I was born in the wrong era.

Just kidding, still takes balls of steel to go into a warzone. Mad respect to the military all across the globe.

Good man. Freya's looking out for us

to one day get a fat goth gf

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Because fat people are fucking disgusting.


t. fat person

Battlefields back in the day weren’t any more glamorous, at least nowadays you can get medical attention and don’t usually die from an infection or rotten food

just find yourself a 5' girl

That is good.

She is barely taller than her luggage.

This. Home-work-home lifestyle is killing me. I spent the all Christmas holidays at work in the empty office, just because I hate being home.
Gym gives a welcome reprieve from this existence. I even switched from 3 days a week to 6 days a week now.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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it just feels really good to be athletic.
as opposed to a fat slob on a scooter because he can't move.
moving freely with high energy feels amazing.
i can do things others can not.
not willing to lose that.

REEEEEEEE

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you sicken me

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для нee

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too white

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Both

For the men who lived before me and the men who will live after me. (Strictly speaking, the subset I care about)

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Enjoy nonexistence, goblin

I lift for him so I'm strong enough to handle the feels when he comes back to save us all

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why did you respond?

That chick could smoke a cigarette in the rain

I hate myself and lifting heavy hurts, therefore I lift to hurt myself.

The pain, it hurts so good.

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Kys

anyone that lifts for women is retarded. i lift so my body doesn't fail me when i'm older. i hate seeing people who can barely move their body, or need a cane or a mobility scooter, people who can't go up flights of stairs. fuck that, i want to keep my body in good shape to last me as long as i can.

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She has fake tits, thighs, and ass

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