I'll start
Jow Forums cringe
whats cringe is you getting butthurt about that guy enough to save that pic and try to make this thread
fuckin two chin fatty
Nah it was that bad (I’m not op) but was in that thread
Cringe
>t. guy in the picture
prime Jow Forums cringe coming right up, courtesy of the current /fat/ thread. it doesn't get more pathetic and cringey than this folks.
It's hard to tell the shitposting storytellers from the general confessions in the /fat/ thread. Tips: if it's long as fuck, they use the same images over and over, and fulfilling an emotional niche like being pathetic as that post is it's usually creative writing.
based image
The fucking irony.
Almost no woman globally as a % are 5'10 too funny.
Manlets, I must warn you that this will be brutal...
Coinkadoink???
he reminds me of a white John Bettendorf
So you think we should start comparing your height to that of women?
I think his point is if you're not taller than someone you shouldn't be calling them short.
I mean, at least he has that level of drive.
>gains a bunch of weight because he can't say no and moderate his caloric intake
>drive
the only drive this guy has is the "off the cliff" variety
Manlet cope. What is short for a man is not the same as what is short for a woman.
>6ft average female height
Fucking kids on this board, i swear
>Ooh charlie, this is a great drawing, who is this, is it your father?..
>FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M 16 YEARS OLD, MRS. GRETCHEN, I REALLY GOTTA GET TO CLASS! GET THIS BABYSUIT OFF ME, REEE
Why are females such fucking dumb bitches?
I hope some shit happens in society where men gain control again and don’t have to deal with the opinions or smart ass remarks from these dumb bimbos anymore.
The lookism incel cries out in pain as he strikes you
>oh that hurt
All he had to do was respond with “so are your titties” and he would have won
tbf, normies are impressed with that amount of 'that v-thing'
I want that shirt
Sure u do autist.
>graphic tees
If your age starts with a 2 or higher, you're a soiboy
Is "winning" being alone and crying into your pillow?
That pickup line is some sad shit.
Holy fuck!
I literally laughed for about a minute when I saw this.
>its great for cardio
the depressing fact is that, despite how cringe the guy in the pic is, he most definitely gets prime jap pussy on the reg.
>use shitty pickup line
>get rekt
>"why are women such dumb bitches?"
that guy deserved getting whacked
b-but I rode my bike for TEN MILES today
Jesus...
that has to be the ugliest, weakest looking jaw and guy I've seen ever. Not to mention the ears look like somebody fucked up a bow tie
People who have light hair just seem to always have such fucking shit bone structure and facial structure.
Made me genuinely feel good. I haven't mogged anyone all day.
Where's this pasta from?
>the dwarf in pic is 5'8
>girl is supposedly 6'
they look more like, he's 4' something
and she's about 5'6 (just fat)
I wouldn't be surprised if the average female was around 6'in my country though.
>being this much of a brainlet
Hello little ''man''
Not a pasta. Dudes genuinely ugly
Hello friend. I'm 6'1. Big enough?
he actually makes decent videos imo
Which country are you from?
...
Can someone explain this meme to me?
mixed, but I spent all of my puberty years in this country and now I don't live there anymore.
have a read
In what world is his hair light?
oh nonnonononnnooohoohoooooh
HEAUGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA holy FUCKING SHIT oh no no no no HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA look at this fucking FAGGOT!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you do realize it's light brown - he probably had blonde hair as a kid.
His hair is definitely light. Do you think his hair is black or brown? Do you have daltonism? My hair is black/dark brown. His is very light and doesn't seem thick/healthy
quite offputting
If ur in NL thats about right
t. 5'6 manlet with 3 years of 6'1gf experience
You're retarded.
>t. loser in the picture
t.coping shitskin
>NL
Nl is shorter than here, actually
NL women are pretty petite and beautiful. Not broads and tall.
>t. 5'6 manlet with 3 years of 6'1gf experience
godspeed I suppose. How did you settle your.... differences..?
I don't think you realize how retarded you look not believing that. It's right before your eyes. His hair is light brown.
What do now? Post a picture of my hand to prove I'm white?
found him
forced meme
who is he?
abroadinjapan.
>page name is daddyissues_
I only fuck 10s
zero 10s is still only 10s
funny yet sad thing is this cringecel has a better body than 95% of Jow Forums
>I haven't mogged anyone all day.
And you never will.
I
He's a cool guy
In 2 years time I will be legally allowed to fugg a 14 year old Polish girl I know. I'm 23. Can't wait boys
SAD!
You're telling me that people lie? On this here internet?
Sounds like liebural cuckoldry to me. I only trust Jow Forums.
>ugliest, weakest looking jaw and guy I've seen ever.
He's not a great looking guy, but his jaw is clearly decent. Your arguments and insults are unfounded, and just make you seem like you have a personal vendetta and are biased against him. You sound so mad about this, I almost believe you're envious of that pasty fag, which would mean you're uglier than him. Don't engage in hyperbole, and people might take you seriously.
I got in trouble from my gf for spending too much time alone with a younger girl.
Just what the fuck are you doing guys
this is how you wind up in hell
stop this meme, if you visit cbt thread most of people who lift 1yr+ have decent bodies, its just Jow Forums standarts are sky fucking high
when I was 17my gf found out I was texting a 14 year old girl and she had me kept doing it while we were together, idk why. It was so fucking hot though and me and my gf would fuck like rabbits after
Your 1rm
For you
> responding again half a fucking hour later with a comeback
come on dude