>Oh there you are, user! We were just talking about you. Stacy was just telling us about how much you workout. Why don't you show us something, user? :3
Oh there you are, user! We were just talking about you. Stacy was just telling us about how much you workout...
William Bennett
Xavier Gutierrez
Gavin Perez
Why did I notice the guy in the pic?
Luis Wilson
because it's the only short haired person in the picture, people usually notice anything that stands out.
Also you're a fag
Adam Green
i'll show you what crippling anxiety does
>passes out on the floor
help me
Kayden Cruz
>Sure no prob. I can press each and every one of you ladies. Who wants to go first?
Cooper Garcia
>not fucking one and making her scream loud enough the others hear and get jealous thus causing all the other girls to start getting jealous and fighting for you
Julian Walker
Benjamin Rogers
>wud aboud my benis?
Nathan Morris
Shut the fuck up you fat whores
Jackson Myers
>Haha I mean I'm still pretty weak. But I could try something
>Stacy let me try and bench you
Someone post the .gif of the guy benching the chick by the ass
Nolan Bell
sure thing ladies, *flexis abs and arms *loud abrupt fart from flexing
Cameron Adams
checked
but also, what a pathetic loser, no offense
Ryan Johnson
>10 posts in
>nobody menrioned flexing a 'cep
Charles Wood
>pulls down trousers and starts explaining quad sweeps
Gabriel Miller
I would just flex a 'cep and say
>Good enough for ya?
But then again I'm not autistic like you guys and know what girls want.
Jaxon Cruz
>"when was the last time you've been princess carried?.. Oh don't drink from that jug of milk that one is mine I'll bring another from the other fridge :)"
Elijah Perez
every fucking time. one too many beers and this shit happens again
Brayden Thomas
Hudson King
I really don't feel comfortable showing off my body for your sexist womanly pleasure. I am more than a nice pair of pecs and a sculpted ass. I am intelligent, independent and have more sass than any of you can handle. Do you honestly believe that you are entitled to see me at my most vulnerable? Just because Chad whips out his cock for you to suck at your leisure doesn't mean I have to. You all disgust me and brings me great pleasure to know that most of you will be childless "cool wine aunts" in 10 years but oh wait you won't even be aunts because none of you will even have kids and its a stretch to call you girls "cool" so all you'll ever be is "wine" which makes sense cuz that's all you've ever done your entire pathetic lives.
Ian Cooper
I would smash the twink to assert myself as the Alpha male, then I would proceed to fuck each girl starting with the dark haired ones first.
Andrew Scott
this but unironically
Eli Edwards
he's in the exact center.
Dominic Mitchell
Based
Charles Gonzalez
>take Katie by the hand and lead her to the center of the room
>she's a nice girl, everyone likes Katie
>spin her around so she's facing you bent over double
>grab her around the waist
>hoist up so she's sitting legs over shoulders
>use echo from her vaginal canyon to utter a howl that shakes the foundations of the house
>"Do not test me, thots!"
>charge living room window
>powerbomb through 4 solid glass panels into the front garden
>girls are screaming
>trying to pull her broken body from the glass pile
>"guess some girls just can't handle the guns, eh?"
>snag a handful of peanut brittle while they dial 911
>stroll back to the kitchen to see if I can't find my man Carl
>he kinda looks up to me
Luis Mitchell
>Bring me the twink
Ryder Butler
kek, never fails
Joshua Wright
>heh, I got a lil somethin 'ere for ye
>unzips dick
Noah Lopez
>tfw ywn even have a gf much less lift her
>y live
Liam Davis
It’s amazing how if any one of these girls was a coworker I’d think they’re fairly attractive. But all together, I see only 2 or 3 that I’d be willing to pursue and actually want to get it in. I see why females hate other females.
Oliver Brown
Based
Caleb Young
>I really dont feel comfortable showing off my body
Stopped reading right there. Imagine investing years of your life to sculpt the perfect body just to take up this absolute beta mindset. Fuck. That. You know what I would do? I would flex on this noob like there was no tomorrow and all the women surrounding him will ditch him for me. I be fucking till the sun come up. I havent cummed in 13 days.
Grayson Kelly
Don't. Kys.
Elijah Long
The fuck am I supposed to show you? Dumbass
Jayden Stewart
>sips
whips out 9 inch penor, looking good ladies.
Elijah Bell
/thread
Every time
Robert Clark
Can't get a gf? Become the gf instead, user
Nathaniel Harris
Lift your female friends then. You have female friends, right? You have friends, right?
Thomas Reed
>*do a couple quick poses*
>there's more where that came from
Anthony Edwards
>Why don't you show us something, user? :3
>Punch Stacy.
THOTS PATROLLED
Hunter Robinson
This but I am a Jew.
Wyatt Moore
>most of you will be childless "cool wine aunts" in 10 years but oh wait you won't even be aunts because none of you will even have kids
>won't be an aunt because no kids
I don't think you know what makes someone an aunt/uncle.
Evan Fisher
Which one of you wants to get overhead pressed?
Jackson Gutierrez
shut UP bitch
Landon Brooks
>get sweaty
>mumble some words
>dart to the kitchen and obtain my gallon
>wait until they leave
>lock the door behind them and stare out the window
Jose Hall
I'd crack out a bowl of boiled eggs (ready peeled )
Benjamin Ross
Landon Watson
I think you already know.
Liam Kelly
Thank you user, I needed that kek
Caleb Garcia
fucking lmao
Ethan Sanders
He's like one of the girl's brother. He "stayed home" for New Years cuz his sis was hosting a New Years party with her Stacy friends
Xavier Adams
you know why
Julian Watson
he is in nofriend