Any other dudes out there like me who are so sick of Tinder...

>2019 is gonna be your year!

Why is this message so repulsive? I can't put my finger on it. It's so patronizing, but it's also referring to—what? "You're going to fuck a lot of these unloveable sluts!" ?

Tinder re-orders your pics for testing automatically so picture order isn't really a problem

>Love food. If you have a dog, I'm yours. Love to travel. Trump supporters swipe left

What did I miss

Too many photos of you with other people. It looks like there is no room for a woman in your life.

Most women are going to expect to be #1 in your life. Judging by your photos, any girl would be low on the totem pole and that is repugnant to just about all women.

>Using tinder to date
>Wanting to date women at all
never gonna make it. fuck bitches and toss them to the side.

>REEEEEEEEEEE DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY PRESIDENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

something something Nutella

Thots love Nutella even though it's literally just fucking hazelnut and chocolate

I don't know why but that shit pisses me off to no end

>he is so beta that he can’t get sex from a girl on a hookup app who already finds him attractive

Because you're not the one nutting in Ella

That's how it works for women. Men usually see multiple pics before liking or disliking... and the algorithm gives more points if that pic results in more guys putting "like". However like 70% of women only look at the first pic... that fucks with the algorithm and it just always leaves that first choice. Don't reinvent the wheel, the best first pic should be in a social setting and/or holding a fucking dog. Also, despite their lies, shirtless pics will get you more fuckdates... as long as you don't look like shit.

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I thought having a social life is a good thingIm not, but i did reset a couple times which may have fucked my elo up
Goddamn it

Pretty sure it's the other way around. Women will spend more time on a profile before deciding while men make split second decisions. I always read the profile and look at all the pictures.

nice pic lol
fuck dogs

I found that offputting as well. It comes off as strange and disingenuous because tinder is explicitly for hookups and fucking randos, not for making actual relationships. So the idea of "this year is gonna be your year", as if anyone is using this to find a fucking fiance or some shit, just sounds bizarre

Shitty pics, and your pics would work if you were real good looking, but you’re just a mediocre bloke
You need to get pics in good lighting or that are outdoors, you need to feature your body in a manner that isn’t gay (don’t show your lower back seductively for fucks sake, faggot)
Plus you need better all around pic quality and to dress better

honestly 0 seems weird brah even if you take onto account the stuff about the pics others have said, you really arent ugly and i have seen some basedboys with worse pics get matches

You dressed alright actually, but for Christ’s sake don’t use a sloppy pic of yourself downing a cold one, especially where your head is cut off

Wait, you’re a literal homosexual, aren’t you?
It looks like it

Fuck how do you know about that algorithm. Would partly explain why I'm only attracting trannys and ham beasts on OK cupid. The complete opposite of real life

youre equally as trash as they are for using tinder

Literally just take better pics

The dog thing is especially true. You'd think it'd be so obvious and played-out that anyone who sees you walking a dog or in a photo with a dog would 100% know that you're just doing it as the cliche way of getting women to flock to you, but it still fucking works

Keep the number of pictures small. Have one by yourself, one doing some sort of interesting activity or in an interesting setting, and one with a group of friends. They should all be well lit and show your face. The picture with other people should never be confusing as to who you are (ie, don't take a group photo where you're a couple pixels among a dozen people). For example, take a picture with two girls, one on either side of you. Make sure you're in the middle, the literal center of attention.

why do people care so much about dogs? they have to be pretending for some reason, right? i mean, i like dogs, but they're fucking animals for fuck sake. those people who say shit like "dogs are better than people" just boggle my mind, as if the value of a dog's life is even comparable to a humans. shit seams satanic to me desu

a shit first photo which just so happens to be the most important photo

Anyone use bumble?
What are their opening lines usually like. I've always been to scared to use shit like this kek

Since you got trips I'll add

In your first pic you look awkward, unsure of yourself. It might take awhile, but make sure to eventually have a pic taken right as you're about to tell a joke or something, when your eyes are lit up and your body language is open and expressive. Sixth pic is more like what I'm talking about because at least you're smiling, but you've got another person in the shot.

correct

"hey"

Their opening line will always be "Hey" or an extended version of hey. Despite what the app is about you're still completely reliant on holding the conversation. I guess the one solace the app gives is that if she matched with you she truly does see something in you.

Just like in real life. Women just suck at holding conversations in general. I remember back in college, back before tinder was ever a thing, girls would get my number from friends and then randomly message me with shit like "hey". Okay (555) 555-5555, great opener there.

Why do women always ghost me when I suggest we meet up? Anyone else?

Most of them use the app for validation, rather than actual dating

women are like scared little bunnies, or like deer in the headlights. They get spooked easily by the dumbest shit.

In many (probably most) cases, women only use tinder for validation. They swipe to see what sorts of men are interested in them, let them chat them up and butter them up, maybe, but they never had any intention of ever actually meeting up.

In other cases, sometimes being too direct about wanting to meet up without framing it gently will make them panic because the "omg I'm totally not a slut" feeling takes over.

this man.

used the app 5 years ago lol, got 100+ matches over a couple months and only hooked up with a couple girls. not many girls actually go on for sex and when they do they're pretty ugly

here's a tip for you and other autismos (like me) who have no friends but still want to get some fucc via okcupid or whatever other dating bullshit there is. the trick is to make yourself look like you have a social circle in your profile pics which gets rid of the lonely creep element.

>get a tripod for your camera/phone
>go out to parks where people go to drink, picnic, play volleyball, play cornhole, etc.
>discreetly set your tripod up to take a video of an area with a lot of people
>find reasons to go up to the people and talk to them. this is the hardest part for the socially-awkward but you only need a single frame of convincing social interaction
>bring your own volleyball and say something like "hey i found this over there, did you lose a ball?"
>bring a leash and say "hey my dog got off his leash and ran off, have you seen a [yellow lab, whatever] running around (this one's good because girls will engage you and a pic of you talking to girls makes girls online more inclined to talk to you)
>etc
>if you're Jow Forums and it's summer and people at the park are shirtless then feel free to go shirtless to low-key show off your physique in profile pics
i've been doing this for years and it works wonders. it puts you a peg above the shirtless selfie guys. you can also bring your tripod to a hiking spot and set it up to film you walking with other hikers walking by so it looks like you hike with people. use your imagination.

this will only really work if you want to get a quick bang, as if you're looking for a gf she might wonder why you never hang out with your "friends"

It's pretty shit because you want to hold a conversation with them but you know how it's gonna go so you're stuck between a rock and a head place praying something comes to you that can actually talk.

i don't believe you. post pics you've taken doing this

This would work if it weren't for the fact that this is also how almost all abductions and shit go down

Have you had a dog? Come home from a day from work and I bet no one will seem as happy to see you as a dog every freaking day.

For me I've always just found it a turn off because just texting/messaging "hey" is basically code for "I'm giving you permission to talk me, please start charming and humoring me now. No I won't actually start a conversation, that's your job, now entertain me!"

>abductions
what

kek i remember this pasta from the last thread

This is what cousins and friends of the family are for, honestly.

yeah i have a dog. i got her when i was 8, but its just a soulless animal

Lel

Get on my level, you bunch of scrubs
I'm not even that fit BTW, just the good old ottermod+decent smile and haircut

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your first 3 pics look like different people. Get better first pic, use 4 pics total, have a simple and funny bio, and only one pic with other people either third or fourth

should 32 matches impress me?

dios mio...