Why do women bother working out when they literally don't have to?

He's like one of those feminist cat ladies that get angry over people liking things they don't like.

They do if they want a real man.

>implying I don't get messages on Bumble and Tinder from skinny chicks all the time

Fat girls are much more fun in bed and are willing to be much kinkier. Sounds like the 2 of you can only get bottom of the barrel lard whales and are bitter

And that would be you?

>e-everyone fucks hambeasts out of desperation, y-you're just jealous that mine is fatter
Holy shit lmao keep going

>fucking fatties immediately means you're not some memelord in a programming or nursing job like every other faggot here making decent money

Do you read Nietzsche too?

When was the last time you dated a decent sized woman. Mine was this past Saturday and the Friday and Saturday before that with a different woman where she slept over.

Imagine bragging about fucking someone from Tinder like the ugliest guy here couldn't do it. The fattest girl I've ever dated was when I was 15, she was 5'1" 130 lbs, most of it was in her tits.

There are reasons to work out other than attracting mates

Most blue boards react to disgusting fetish trolls with vitriol, except /mu/

this is true, that pic is me and my wife but i am the fat ass.

but thats going to change, getting fit.

>Is this the most fragile board on the site?
A bunch of insecure faggots miring each other's ass muscles, because they grew up weak and puny without a father figure to tell them to stop stuffing their face, get off their ass and accomplish something.
You tell me.
t. projection

Your wife is a bodybuilder? How did you meet her?

You know you're getting cucked right?

Man, I'd be pissy too if the last woman I dated was some acne ridden teen with B cups 3 or 4 years ago while in high school. Guess your faggotry is justified

Literally a cope

So what do you do besides lift weights, offer yourself to fatties on Tinder, and take way too much pride in it online? I'm feeling pretty good so far.

Ha, sorry should have clarified, she is not a body builder, but a gym / fit girl.
She was a roomy with my sister, met a few times, she thought i was funny, likable guy. Also i was chubby then, way fatter now (135kg)
Invited her to my Bday party got drunk made a move, she didnt say no.

all good so far.

Is there actually "people" on this board who think liking fat chicks is high test and not a complete meme? Just admit that you fuck fats beacause they're all you can get and stop the cope

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>literally say I like both skinny and fatties
>"y-you fuck fatties. n-no, I won't mention when I last DATED a girl"

You must be a teen. Or perhaps a third worlder with this fucktarded logic. Currently on a business trip and can't sleep but at home I prefer reading, sculpting, and gonna try 3D modeling. I came here to see lewd pics out if boredom. You came here on an autism fit... and it shows

You're making a lot of wild blind swings, but how will you know if you hit anything that way? If you just say every negative thing you can think of without actually figuring out what I am, how am I going to take any of it personally? You can jerk off to landwhales and fall asleep in your mess, but nobody wants to see that shit.

joke: bloatmaxxing

woke: bloatmaxxing your gf

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>literally projection the post

Ok bud. Funny thing is that you'd probably be meshing F5 on your PC looking for (You)s for the next hour until the thread hits page 5. Hell considering there's 30 posts and 11 posters you're probably gonna respond to anyone. But I'm sure your job is the tits and you can go into detail about your life, right?

Also
>masturbation to porn
>ever making it

i can only speak for me but if i would go to a hooker and can pick between OP pic related and the skinny one, i will for sure go for the whale.

big woman are a lot more fun. and they are sexy af as long they got a pretty face.

nothing is worse than the skinny ugly troll bitch.

Cope:the thread

>fat girls are more fun in bed an willing to be kinkier
Ahahhahahahahahaha. I bet you like the smell of rotten tuna. Have you ever fucked a horse rider? I guarantee there is no fat girl that can even come close in both how good they are and kinks.

protip, you can fuck pretty skinny girls without having to fuck the skinny trolls. Hard to grasp, I know.

That's a male escort, she admitted it and posted several pictures.
There was a link to the source on another thread

I have a chubby gf right now but I'm gonna make her a Jow Forums bitch

Life is not about impressing other people. Sometimes you just want to look more attractive for your own sake, you know.

Health.
Capacity.
Decency.

It's nice to live past fifty without needing a wheelchair or nursing home.

Nice to hear she likes you user, and that you're working to improve yourself as well. My gf is always grabbing my belly and stuff. It's hot, but I want to trim down

I love fucking wives of men like you. So easy

>One picture that portraits a roidbro with a whale speaks for the taste of all other men on this planet
Solid reasoning faggot

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Then they end up abnormally weaker when older and get higher rates of osteoporosis

sure you do.

overheating.exe

fatty cope

>ywn come home from the gym to find your gf finishing off a box of eclairs
>She'll never massage your chest while you rub her gurgling gut

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It was revealed that he was paid to take that pic with her.

I have a disgusting feeder fetish... so yeah

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I knew horsegirls were crazy bit are they actually kinkier? Most fatties I know are into varying degrees of BDSM from light spanking to hardcore fisting with hotwax while being choked. So how further can it go from that?

>I care what you fuck
y tho

People on this site are obsessed with comparing themselves to others

Got any proof?

>mfw shes skinny again

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Oh I thought she was gaining again.

Wish I could lose and gain as quickly as she does...

Who???

>sour grapes
Lmao, I can't even begin to imagine how low-tier as a human being you are, that the only way to fulfill your dopamine requirements is to fuck fatties and then cope about it in order not to kill yourself out of shame and disgust.
Like what the fuck nigger, you clearly never got to be with a top tier slim woman if the only scheisse you can come up with is "muh fatties suck dick better", lmao.

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Tianastummy I think

Why does anybody bother to do anything? Men are even fatter on average than women in the US (although there may be more morbidly obese women).

Just be fit and your life will be easy. Also the guy in OP's pic is either paid or has a fat fetish.

because they want to attract somebody better than you

/thread

That guy is a prostitute

So you keep claiming. Provide some proof.

>are girls who got their first orgasm from an ungulate really kinkier than others?

Come on, man, how do you not see the logic here?