Losing it with a prostitute...

Losing it with a prostitute. After a 2 month of nofap (thanks to christmas) and lonelyandhorny postings I've strengthened my resolve to finally lose my virginity this week before turning 22 with a mid high end thot charging at 500/h (in aus). What are the things i should know, and has anybody done this before? How do i get my moneys worth and can i ust tell her what i want and leave it up to er? Is 1h enough?

Help me get through this good guys, i really need this Morale booster.

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good for you little man

>prostitute
>morale booster
its the exact opposite senpai

You'll feel like shit after and you won't be able to have a meaningful relationship with a woman after it

75% of the good feeling from sex is the fact that you girl you are doing it with actually wants to. I beg you to wait.

This OP

When you have sex you connect with the other person emotionally, spiritually and literally biologically so just wait and find one girl (who is also a virgin) to marry.

>Losing it using a condom and with a prostitute.
You’ll still be a virgin.

No christian fags pls. I moved from a "dry" country to Australia and every second girl here is a thot but i have no idea what the fuck to do

This, bareback the thot you work with at your shitty college job

holy fucking shit you retards really think a literal whore is the way to go?

based game of thrones way of losing virginity

I'm not religious, and you are fucking pathetic op.
Spending money on a literal whore to get some roast beef pussy, and calling it a morale booster too, lmao.
I suggest suicide, pic related.

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Who?!?

Whenever you give someone life advice, think to yourself

>is this what corporations/governments/women want me to think?

Anyone who tells you that losing your virginity is a special experience wants to keep you from taking advantage of thots and hookers so you stay sexually frustrated until you settle down with a fat feminist receptionist who graduated from Sarah Lawrence College and pay for all her shit.

Enjoy your hooker, OP. In my experience a lot of them are bad but when you find a good one that is a load off your mind.

>No christian fags pls.
First off repent, sinner.

B) don’t engage with prostitution. It’s gonna ruin your first time friend. Being a virgin is better than losing it to a prostitute. If you want to use one later fine even though it’s still de-gen. Keep going strong on nofap use the built up energy to talk to hot girls and work on one at a time once you get a bite.

Not him but thanks user, can you also give me a quickrundown on going to church on Sundays?

But corporations/governments/women are the ones promoting promiscuity, and have been for decades.
Are you retarded?

I'll be honest to you, its up to your mentality and the escort but most likely you'll feel like you've beeb robbed after you nut

not the user you replalied to but ...

couldnt you reverse your logic?

what if you want ppl to bang hookers and get unhappy?

lmao you faggots with this "the first time gotta be tender with your sweethert" crap

OP, just pay the whore and ravage her pussy, it's her job

Pussy is pussy

You stand at a crossroads friend. I can tell you with full confidence that you will regret this and it will not be worth it. Losing your virginity with a hoe is worse than being a virgin. You should instead look to improve yourself and find ways to conquer your virginity without resorting to cheat code$

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Does bbj tho idk if thats a good idea

Weak and pathetic.

you're only 22 bro. It's not time for hookers yet, you're still developing your adult social skills

I don't think corporations or governments apply either way in this specific case. It's mostly women.

Virgins.

When is it time to do a hooker, past 27?

Whenever you want, bro.

Protestants have these weird hang ups on sex. It's super odd.

Stfu (((you))).

Listen here, Congratulations!
You made the right choice, this will help you hugely in your interaction with women from now on. You will eventualy graduate to sex with girlfirends, have no fear, but what you are doing right now is a huge firat step in the right direction.
My advice from experience:
1. One hour is not enough, go for two hours.
2. Absolutely talk to her about what you would like ( assuming you mean different sex positions or touching and not some degenerate shit)
3. Use this oportunity to check off the three main activites: finish in her mouth after a blowjob ( condom or raw); finish inside her after fucking missionary ( with condom of course); eat her pussy and/or 69 with her.
4. Kiss her unless she specifically does not offer that.
5. Treat her well, as you would any girl, this will make everything better for you too.
6. Go buy condoms of different brands/sizes and try them on beforehand. Some of them are too thight and might squeeze you too hard.

Not exactly cheating if you earned the money isnt it? Fair exchange of value for goods and services

You're a fucking degenerate, kike.

sometimes I think I should get a hooker once in a while to practice with until I get a gf.

sucks being a 2 pump chump

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>strengthen resolve
>losing it to a cheap ass hoe
Dude, strengthern your resolve better and go get a gf, for fuck;s sake.

>things i should know

That paying for it might be good practise and good for demystifying sex, but it doesn't count as any sort of achievement or even really as losing your virginity.

That sex is not a whole lot like porn. Maybe moreso with a hooker though.

That sex without love is nowhere near as good as sex with it.

That two of the most likely scenarios (assuming you've been jerking off excessively to porn for years) are that you can't get it up or can't reach orgasm.

That nofap is a shitty meme. Skip the porn and use your imagination.

If you believe that you must also believe in nofap. Wild animals masturbate. Hookers are a very high form of masturbation that can satisfy you for weeks.

Honestly what do you do in 2h? 1h seems perfect, 40 mins foreplay 20 mins sex. I dont want to pay to cuddle

Can Confirm

Sex is virtually just high-quality masturbation. Fuck a ho to just get it over with if you're autistic and shed all the fucking mystery around it. Relive the pressure and it will probably be easier to get a girl after.

Obviously making love with someone you love and vice versa is a different ballgame,but you'll see that yourself and fucking a prostitute won't really change anything. All these dumbfucks saying it will ruin your ability to form real relationships are talking about if you make a habit of only sleeping with prostitutes or have too many one night stands (which are objectively the same thing). Fucking a ho to relieve the pressure of your virginity isn't gonna hurt you one bit.

2h = peace of mind that you are in no rush, enough time to recover your erection after your first time cuming ( with lots of peace of mind for that), talk to her a bit at the start so that you both relax, enough time for slow kissing, 69, etc, also you might be surprised to enjoy the cuddling.

You'll learn the mechanics of sex. Which is a good thing, but inside or confidence-wise you won't feel any different I think.

Jesus Christ.

The depths of delusion here on Jow Forums.

How do you be so fucking sad and not know it?

You missed my point entirely

Don't do it OP

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How much did you spend and how do you feel of the experience in retrospect

>attend church on sunday
>reinvigorated by the holy spirit and companionship of the curch
>feel great and ready to tackle the next week to the best of your abilities
>come back next sunday and get same feeling

Sex with women you don't have a relationship with is ultimately unsatisfying.

t. guy's who has fucked 6 different women, each time a one night stand. I have forgone sex until I find a hubby.

how do people unironically advise the sad faggots on here to get a prostitute this shit is fucking awful

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>He will get the confidence of becoming familiar with what exactly happens when you get naked with a women ( personal experience is a lot better than watching a video).
This will not automatically improve his ability to aproach girls, but it will be one less insecurity preying on his mind.

Prostitute shills get out

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>guy's who has fucked 6 different women, each time a one night stand. I have forgone sex until I find a hubby.

what did he mean by this?

Getting a chick to like you for you and actually wanting to fuck you without a condom, is very different. It is an achievment, skill and fixes your self-esteem. It's like ticking off all these three at the same time.

>Am I likeable?
Can be
>Am I attractive?
To some people yes
>Can I get a girlfriend?
Probably

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You are a fucking worthless loser if you lose it to a prostitute. Being a virgin in 2019 is a fucking gift. Women are leeches, don't give random women you cum. Save it for marriage

If you're willing to spend 500, you might as well save a bit more and go to Thailand. For a bit more you could fly out, get a hotel, and bang a couple different chicks. If you're gonna pay to lose it, might as well do it in style.

Worst post in this thread senpai

Is unironically rather be a virgin than fuck a prostitute. And this is coming from somebody who was a virgin until 25 years old.

Name/ig?

Oh I agree absolutely. But neither will NoFap - I honestly don't understand it unless you have ED or legit porn addict.

>eat hooker pussy

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I spent $100 for 2h on my first time.
I live in a very different part of the world than you do, and that money got me a very beautifull, petite, high-end prostitue.
I spent probably half of that time just making out and tounge-kissing her.
Imediatly after leaving her place I felt one of the highest highs of my life, the world had opened up to me. I was older at the time than you are now and my virginity was weighing down on me.
I had since been through several relationships, one night stands, and also fucked other prostitues in between my relationships. Make of this what you will, but the point is that first time with a prostitute opened up my sex life for me ( i repeat i was still a virgin at an older age than you are now)

>$100
Where in the world could you get a "high end" prostitute for that? Cant even do that in thai

>kissing prostitutes

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>putting your mouth near hookers vaginas
jesus fucking christ what a colossal r word

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>eat hooker pussy

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I also reacted to this. I think many hookers dont kiss. She's not your fucking conquest or girlfriend who you want to impress and make her cum, why the fuck would you eat her out?

If you need it as just something to break a mental block then do so only once, but if you ever go dependent on it you''re fucked.

Also the pleasure in sex greatly comes being with someone you love, I hope youll see later the difference when you finish up and embrace someone for the rest of the night as opposed to picking up your shit and leaving right after like you were with a piece of meat.

also

>500/hr
you fucking pitiful virgin fuck, get a cheap asian one for 1/7th the price, are you a fucking idiot? paying some entitled average white bitch that much?

If you cant get a shag irl you should probably just kill yourself. There are 2/10 guys getting fucked right now, and you have to pay for it LOL

I can tell you are an American.
This was also 10+ years ago. Can you think of any region of the world that is basically civilised, with gorgeous women,
but still quite poor, even today, never mind 10+ years ago?

>be me, virgin at 21
>convince an old hs friend who is also a virgin at 21 to have sex with me, but don't reveal I'm a virgin
>enjoy that sweet puss and big tits while "teaching her the ropes"
lol

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>eat her pussy

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This guy is on point. I did it, it didn't do any damage as far as I can tell, wouldn't hire a prostitute again though because I am a tight bastard

>There are 2/10 guys getting fucked right now
literally this, girls have such low standards all you have to do is talk to them, it's so fucking stupid

include me in the screencap

Based and Christian-communitypilled.
Disgusting and kikepilled.

IMO don't do it OP. A lot of the fun of sex is just exploring the other person's body in different ways. Just thrusting in and out is gay and because eating out a prostitute can be less then recommended I think it's not worth it at all. You want to be able to eat out the girl you're fucking, you wanna be able to tongue kiss her and eat her ass and whatever other shit you want.

Not him, but did this a few years ago. If you can't get anything else, a hookers pussy is still better then nothing.

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Wow what a jew

You're religion isn't real. Kill yourself. The zombie you worship was a kike

Russia?

I’ll meet you at the gates of heaven user

High-end prostitutes take real good care of themselves. You will find their pussies to be much cleaner than those of the average thots you would pick up on a night out.
My advice for OP is to go for it, he will enjoy it, pussies don't bite.
>Disclaimer: all advice I have offered in this treahd applies for High-End prostitues ONLY.

Based and hookerpilled

Thanks, Rabbi!

Is fucking using a condom better than masturbation? I can’t imagine paying for sex and being forced to use a condom.

>being this bottom rung that even ugly girls won't get near you

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>you're
Ahahahahaha atheists are always dumb

>is one hour enough to lose my virginity?
not if you are any good at fucking. you aren't there to cum only but become a man

>kissing a prostitute
>deluding yourself into thinking she cares at all about your personal shit or your emotional junk (b-b-but im treating her like a human! she loves it!)

the fucking delusion here, you clearly never had a proper relationship with another woman/man

Auto corrected :^) and not an atheist

High IQ post.

(You)

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>if(isAgainstBeliefs)
>this.callJew()

if she looks like that go for it, if you wouldn't you 're a faggot

>Insulting complete strangers on an anonymous message board, in a thread that is supposed to be about advice from some autists to others.
I am just sharing my own experience that has been of huge benefit to myself.
To me it seems that OP is in a very similar place to where I was years ago.

Real advice here. Unless you look like total shit, basically >20bf% oryou fell out of the ugly tree and and hit every branch on the way down you should at least download Tinder for a month and try losing it there.
Honestly I bet if you put in your bio "Looking for someone to finally lose my virginity to. Dead serious" you'd probably get a match who would help you.

ye but who wants to fuck ugly girls, unless they have 10/10 personality, they can looksmax easily too
>a 10/10 personality girl would have to be unluckily ugly otherwise she would take care of herself, respect herself

>believes god has an actual related son
>accepts man altered version of bible
>muh but supreme deity changed its mind
Yeah I have autism for sure

>including me with those faggots who've paid for it

user, no.