airplane edition
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Adrian Lewis
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Jordan Sanchez
> too tall
Bentley Sanders
You have to understand, their fat ass gives them a foot of height while sitting over humans
Camden Cook
>Fly with friend who is ottermode or jacked to normies
>Qt ticket lady flirts hard then gives us exit row because we seem capeable
>Middle sleep but fell asleep on his shoulder NBD
>Alone on flight home, got day window seat
>Chubby dude gets aisle seat
>Nerdy old dude rolls up and says he thought he had an aisle seat, he usually picks aisle then stares like he expects dude to give it to him
>Chubby bro says lol me too I like to spill into the aisle not my seat mates
>"Well if not that I pick the window" he says staring into my eyes.
>Stare Him back but trying to think of something to say... Can't got dat autism
>Put my ear buds in and look out window
Leo Perry
window seats are the best
Liam Sullivan
> Get on plane
> Have window seat
> Landwhale comes on
> Have to sqish in to accomodate Fatso
> Smells like a dumpster
> Try to cover face, doesn't help much
> Need to use washroom on flight
> Get lardass to move out of seat
> Takes over 5 minutes for the guy to get up
>Same when I needed to sit back down
>Glad when flight was finally over
Jack Ramirez
You don't have to say anything witty. The best response would have been to just say "sucks to suck I guess." Then put your headphones in.
Lincoln Murphy
AND WHAT DID HE DO FINISH THE STORY user
Sebastian Perez
>Qt ticket lady flirts hard
I'm sure.
Adrian Ortiz
think you handled the situation ok, shit like that doesn't warrant a response
Liam Evans
this is gold
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Cooper Cooper
This sounds like someone's fat fetish story.
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Kevin Nelson
"Too tall" horizontally.
Liam Anderson
He sat and was clearly mopey, I fell asleep leaning on the window
Mirin my buddy not me
Sebastian Roberts
Colton Barnes
>people
Andrew Gray
> On a different flight
> Travelling through China with school group
> One kid was massive. About 6'4" and well over 300 pounds.
> Kid couldn't even fit into the economy section seats
> Flight had to put him in business section.
> Some chink had to be displaced to accomodate this fat kid
> You could see the looks of disgust from the other passengers.
Leo James
Imagine having some big fat chick sit next to you on a long flight. Having her pressed up against you for 8 or 9 hours.
Brody White
Damn, imagine being too fat for clothes
Owen Gray
I actually think he's on to something there desu.
Easton Harris
I just had to deal with that. She got the window seat and I sat in the aisle, I had maybe about half of my fucking seat. Complained about it, got a coupon for like a hundo off my next flight. p comfy.
Gabriel Gray
you forgot the haha
Zachary Morales
Can't stop giggling over this one
Isaac Smith
Joseph Taylor
Well. I'm 6'5" and kind of sympathize. The few times I flew somewher were pure agony. Just like some inter city buses are.
Jaxson Stewart
Yes, manlet. Some people are too tall to sit comfortably on airplanes, in movies theater seats etc..
Gavin Adams
Based noodle-looking dyel.
Colton Sullivan
That was just sad. Not even a happy ending, where the friend group ostracizes her.
Leo Williams
Oh god, I'm 6'6, and I'm planning on flying in a few months. I've only ever flown on a private plane with my brother. Am I gonna be hunched over the whole time or something.
Benjamin Foster
#metoo
Mason Garcia
How short are you that you can sit comfortably in movie theater seats? Because I'm 6'1'' and I have to put my feet on the seat in front of me.
Aaron Williams
I know that fundamentally I am being deceived, that when she is naked her body consists of rolls but I dont care and would shove this black dick in her.
Dominic Barnes
>black dick
You oughta see a doctor, bruh. It's not supposed to be that color
Ethan Robinson
Brandon Lopez
>fat white woman
>black man in tow
can you explain why this is so common?
Nathaniel Powell
>Fat folds
That's a no from me
Oliver Wright
I'm around 6'1 as well (184cm) and I sit comfortably in movie theaters. I'm from yurop, maybe we got bigger seats here. Maybe you got cinemas for manlets in Murica.
Lucas Hill
its more likely schlomo "8$ for 8oz of Popcorn" Theaterburg wants as many seats as possible
Camden Hughes
I'm not in America.
Aaron Anderson
>On flight back from worksite 1 1/2 hour long typically
>Fatass mexican concrete worker in row ahead and to the right of me
>Shirt doesn't fit him, visible pockmarked gut offending me
>Try to focus on book but the sound of his labored breathing is audible over the plane engines
>Smells like BO and mexican spices
>Obnoxious coughing throughout flight
>He orders THREE cans of fanta during our brief flight
Fuck fatties of all races and genders their very presence offends me
Cameron Watson
I went to HS and Uni with a bunch of black dudes and everytime I get the same response "pussy is pussy".
James Collins
Christian Jackson
Whoa buddy Im 6'4 and a bit over 300 and I was able to fit in the window seat without spilling over into the other person's chair. He was probably 450 desu.
Inb4 bully
Pls no bully I am really trying to lose the weight :(
Hudson Powell
Go to a higer quality cinema then.
Owen Ward
im 6'5 and have to fly pretty often for my job. my recommendations are to get an aisle seat and once the plane takes off put your feet out into the aisle. avoid the middle and windows seat at all costs if you want to keep feeling in your knees
Samuel Parker
Ian Taylor
For goodness sake man, tell them to have some self respect. They aren't slaves anymore. They don't have to eat trash and do white's heavy lifting anymore.
Jayden Stewart
>Select all images with stairs
Eli Bennett
I mean if it was her with those big tits pressed against me I wouldn't mind too much.
Julian Howard
Anthony Cooper
James Reed
>Me
>Except not big
Luis Perez
The fuck does "tuck in" means? Isn't that something you do when you go to bed?
Nathaniel Hall
>Flying to the East coast to go to a festival
>Managed to get window seats on all but the last flight.
>it's in the gotdamned middle
>Arrive first to my seat and hope for the best
>First seat neighbor arrives. Middle aged black man maybe 6'1, 350-400 lbs
>god dammit
>Dude has a plastic shopping bag filled with his own snacks
>Little grape juice cans, cheese nips, those little packs of crackers with the spreadable fake cheese
>as soon as he takes the window seat he spills three or four inches over the arm rest
>chain gargling snacks while expanding further into my territory
>Aisle neighbor arrives
>300 lbs middle aged woman
>Pouring two inches into my seat
>I have to keep my back sideways to fit
>azn family arrives behind us. Two year old azn toddler keeps kicking my seat while screaming
>I yoga my body around to stare my hatred into this boy.
>not very effective. his mother apologizes, but it happens every two or three minutes
>Cold weather is making the engine smoke
>The plane was delayed 2 hours while maintenance checked it
>my back hurts so badly
>we finally get airborne
>I drink $70 in plane alcohol before we begin our descent
>gotta keep that back loose
>pray for crash, knowing i'll be the only survivor since no force could unwedge me from this flesh prison
>crash never comes
>Back was fucked for a week
Yeah nah they needa buy extra seats. I'm amazed the pilots managed to keep the plane level.
Caleb Cruz
Jose Nguyen
Sounds like it worked since you were butthurt enough to post it here.
Josiah Barnes
>This monstrosity is going to come out soon
Samuel Carter
Well, this person is right about one thing - I don't give a fuck about fat people or their feelings.
Justin Allen
She ain't even that fat though. I don't get why she chose body positivity as her gimmick.
Ayden Price
>They don't have to eat trash and do white's heavy lifting anymore.
My dog doesn't have to eat crumbs off the floor or bring me random shit she finds in the garage but she does anyway. Nature > nuture my dude.
William Barnes
L O N D O N
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Zachary Martinez
She ain't even that fat? What the fuck are you smoking? You can see the cellulite lines crawling down her thighs. Her ass is huge. The only redeeming feature about that woman is that she somehow managed to retain something of a figure.
Kayden Fisher
If that's her in that pic, she's seriously fat. This ain't even a close call.
Asher Ramirez
Please be in the vicinity of Helsinki m'lady
Carter Nguyen
That isn't her in the pic, geniuses. That's Amber Nova.
Christopher Nelson
She's not super obese no, but she's fat.
My biggest issue is that her songs about be your self, body positivity is its feeding the obesity epidemic we have!
And this GENETICS song is continuing it. It's going to just feed the "being fat isn't a choice" bullshit.
Justin Gutierrez
White man's trash is a nigga man's treasure.
Eli Sanchez
Should have also pointed out I'm a dude.
David Lee
this fat girl I know really wants my dong should I get her fit and give it to her?
Nathaniel Bailey
eat
Justin Evans
I will bully anyways
How's the weather up there?
Kayden Lopez
>normal people
idgaf if you're fat and happy about it. But it's not exactly normal to need a belt extender.
Brody Fisher
Even Jap women aren't safe anymore...
Leo Rivera
Except they arn't even close to hamplanet status.
Luis Anderson
>fell asleep on his shoulder
cute
Nicholas Murphy
GODZIRRA
Leo Howard
It's only a matter of time...
Nathaniel Rivera
I recognize that bridge, that's like a mile from my apartment. I had no idea this dude lives in my city.
Jaxson Collins
In nature the apex predators feed off of the young, the sick, and the elderly. Pigeons are gay. Roosters rape ducks. Male cats go around and strangle the male kittens. Cucoos adort the babies of others and replace them with their own. Wasps inject their babies into other insects who are then slowly eaten alive from the inside. Fuck nature; we aren't killing it fast enough.
Anyway, fatties and single moms are shitty humanoid beings and we should cut their supply of dick or pussy whenever we can.
Jaxson Martin
>She ain't even that fat though
Who isn't that fat?
You mean whoever is in the cockpit of that tank?
Nolan Cooper
t-this isn't like my anime...
Ryder Taylor
He's talking about Meghan Traynor
Jack Collins
Like
>male(girl)
or
>female(boy)
Aaron Smith
This picture gives me an overpowering urge to stuff this bitch's head down a pillow and violently rail her from behind while doing severe damage to the skin on her buttocks and back and hearing her muffled moans frequently interrupted by coughing caused by my tight hand on her throat.
Charles Gonzalez
>male(boy)
>>Jow Forums
>/faggots/ (nohomo)
Liam Perez
Luis Peterson
Anthony Garcia
Fat privilege is that fat people have a lot more surface area for rad tattoos.
Grayson Morgan
oh my, yes.
Christopher Peterson
Bentley Jones
Don't ever steal junk food from a hammie
Henry Fisher
this is gonna flop hard
Kayden Nelson
Black culture has already reached Japan.
Samuel Thompson
We can but hope
Brandon Bell
get a clue
Matthew Phillips
So sexy
Cameron Moore
Still kinda cute desu. Please, no bulli.
Aaron Green
SNIFF
Asher Perry
you are fooling no one.
leave and never come back you parasite
Oliver Powell
this story was fabricated to receive reddit gold