Superbad to Superchad

SWOLE
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He skipped leg day

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>wanting to see a jew fail
You're gonna make it

Super kike

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

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That shit is seriously embarrassing to have calf muscles that small. Do people not know how fucking ridiculous they look?

He looks like he's about to go murder 50 black people

JUST

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Such a punchable fucking kike mug.

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Girl here. Honestly, the left one looks more fun to hang out with. At least you could have a beer together and he wouldn't complain about messing up his 'gains'.

why is it always people with money who get such shit tattoos? all celebrities do this shit

> Girl
> Ok
Even if you were a girl, convincing everyone else that fat guys are better isn't going to make Chad settle for you.

started a sentence with "honestly" so it might actually be a girl

>2 years ago

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Someone just photoshopped his head on Chloe Moretz

He was dreamer bulking the entire time

>chicken legs

Every day is shoulder day.

traps/shoulders disagree

kek

underrated and underchecked

>when a hambone gets a hambone hate tat
lel

Tits or GTFO gains goblin

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Hahahahah, that was good.

Why would i show my boobs to some loser virgins on the Internet.

What’s his routine?

Attention, the same reason you feel the need to point out your vagina in every thread. Also I'm a deep cover boomer, haven't been a virgin in 20 years.

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>more fun to hang out with
yeah but not more fun to get dicked down by. stupid whore

who goes through the trouble of photoshopping this?

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Maybe if you weren't so bitter and sensitive, you could actually get a girlfriend

maybe if you weren't such a dumb cut, you wouldn't get so much hate from anons

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traditional tattoos are the only good tattoos. They hold up the best and aren't just stupid fads that come and go like most tattoo trends.

based, jews are NASTY

traditional looks like absolute trash
literally get tattoos in any style but that one

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I will never understand the obsession with height.

I imagine it's frustrating to be short, but why kys over something you have no control over?

STFU, faggot.

It's a way to psychologically wound the retards around here.
It's a calculated memetic attack on the psyche of the weak and stupid patrons of this board.

alfredo

>Why even bring up the fact that you're a girl?
No one asked for your opinion that you would rather have a man who looks like shit so you can use his low self confidence to keep him around and take advantage of without having to put any real unselfish effort into the relationship.

>No reading comprehension
>Passive aggressive "incel" insult
Yep, checks out as female.

>Honestly, the left one looks more fun to hang out with.
You mean "lead on for personal gain"

>I judge people based on their looks

I'm sorry but 2019 is officially the year men stop caring what the vaginal beast thinks. You've had your fun but it's over now sweetie.

Bruh looks like a white charles barkley

I'm more impressed they made the effort to shop his nipples about 3 inches upwards.

His skin must look like shit under his shirt

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Trips tell me this will be a true Power couple.

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Ok,....I'll take the bait.
Hanging out with a guy like this would be ok and funny, yeah. But dating is something different. I don't wanna get into details. You get the idea.

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Too much marijuana in his brain lowering his IQ and causing mental disorder.

I'm pretty sure this is from a movie set, r-right, guise....?

Ok, let us assume this is not photoshopped. For him to remain like that it would be true hell. His metabolism is fucked up from not only bad genes but also for years of not taking care of proper diet, exercise, etc.
If no photoshop, that was an unique day or week he achieved max lookism.

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idiot, he's wearing a sweat suit

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someone post the thread cap where user explains how to detect roasties via social shame language like this. this one fits it to a T.

JUST GET THE SURGERY
UST GET THE SURGERY
ST GET THE SURGERY
T GET THE SURGERY
GET THE SURGERY

FUCKING BILLIONAIRE CANT AFFORD SIMPLE GYNO PLASTIC SURGERY TO FIX HIS DISTENDED NIPPLES

WHAT IS WRONG WITH LIFE

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nvm I actually have it

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Oic u fat chick

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This. No one with proper mental fortitude and self respect actually cares about the memes started by tall people with nothing else going for them besides their height.

American traditional? Not my style but the work he has looks pretty well done

I doubt 80% of board is anywhere above 6'0

What am I looking at

>Russian prison tattoos

Yeah cause everyone can just wear those

The stars in the kness mean something dangerous?

fucking based
fuck thots

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It means you bow to no man, only to God. Intense statement to live up to IRL.

That's not even gyno from the looks of it. Look at where his nipples are compared to his pecs. He's got "excess skin syndrome" that tons of hamplanets get. He still has these loose skinflaps handing from his chest, and his nips are on those flaps.

>forearms bigger than calfs
Lmao ngmi

Wtf? He looks tall. But then again I only saw him in 1 movie and countless memes.

That photo is from over 18 months ago and photoshopped as fuck.

The original is here eonline.com/news/861612/jonah-hill-and-his-bulging-biceps-serve-up-major-fitness-motivation

LEL

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Leglet detected

>LARPing as a woman on a taiwanese basket weaving forum

GO SUNS

If I may pontificate, for your edification.

No one asked your opinion whore

Stop bullying on Jonah :(

How is she even standing?
What is that 700 pounds of fat? I would even have trouble walking around with that.

you go dude

wow! chloe looks like THAT?!

how do you stay warm in winter, Jow Forums?

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>why kys over something you have no control over?
Things you have no control over are literally the only valid reasons for killing yourself because if you can control something then you can change it instead of killing yourself.

based

his face still looks like shit

Oh my God,....all that explanation. The epitome of a loser, right there.
We're gonna have another Elliot soon, guys.

>Things you have no control over are literally the only valid reasons for killing yourself
Then what are you waiting for, retard?

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>Things you have no control over are literally the only valid reasons for killing yourself
Stupidest shit I've ever read. Go ahead pal, make my day

He's right you absolute retards. Killing yourself over things you can change is the epitome of a lazy and mentally ill faggot. Even the height thing isn't set in stone, you can get surgery for it.

I only respect people who kill themselves over chronic pain, truly crippling disabilities, things like that. The other ones should burn in hell.

Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.

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Shut your fucking slut mouth.