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>not wearing a condom

You deserve it retard

Only fools don't wrap their tools

I know. I was drunk though.

Not an excuse

Can you catch this shit if she gives you a bj?

Condoms dont protect against herpes you mong.

Apparently yeah. And I looked up the advice and it's basically "shit's fucked you can't stick your dick in anything ever even with a condom on"

Very, very unlikely. I think male-receiving oral has the lowest STD risk of all sexual acts, besides handjobs and shit.

Where did you meet this chick? What race was she? How old was she?

genital herpes is a meme. it's literally just cold sores on your dick

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oh are you a woman?

Please be bait

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It's true. Apparently it used to not even be a thing people were bothered about but then America decided it was bad in the 70s and now you can get arrested over it.

Fuck, I mean I always wrap up when having casual sex but I can't wear a condom for a bj, it's just fucking awful

No, I probably wouldn't have, either. I remember being told in sex ed that we should be using plastic wrap as a protective layer when going down on girls, and even back then I wondered what the point would be if you did that.

>Be aware that not all herpes sores occur in areas that are covered by a latex condom. Also, herpes virus can be released (shed) from areas of the skin that do not have a visible herpes sore. For these reasons, condoms may not fully protect you from getting herpes.

He's not wrong.

>when going down on girls
Disgusting, also enjoy throat cancer retard

>he doesnt like how pusy tastes
cringe, bluepilled, low t, and not gonna make it

Sure, there may still be a risk, but the condoms reduce it significantly. In most cases you need contact between mucus membranes to transmit STD's, normal dry skin won't catch it so easily even if there are sores.

how hard is it to get HEP C if a girl sucked your dick and you did a lot of foreplay but never fucked her?

Yikes, eating pussy is beta as fuck. You never seen the Sopranos bud?

>he doesn't like pussy so much that he wants to dive right in

What's your one rep max?

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The risk is basically non-existent

>have raw sex
>she says shes late
>comes out negative
>we break up

Enjoy true freedom again once again

at least 40% of black males have genital herpes. White women still love Tyrones, despite their genital herpes and 85 IQ. I think you'll be alright.

cdc.gov/std/herpes/stats.htm

>White women still love Tyrones
This is your mind on porn

when i was an underage lad, an adult woman statutory raped me, took my virginity, and immediately gave me genital herpes and hpv

life is suffering

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It could be worse.

I'm a KHV and got an STD just from using public toilets.

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thanks bro. she gave really good head but its a shame she kind of alluded to having some shit

what is wrong with people?

Wtf, how?

No you didn't.

>an adult woman statutory raped me
Hot, tell the story faggot

Dick dangles too much and touches the rim sometimes. We had a thread about this not too long ago.

Sort of the same here. I was in a dodgy bar in an asian country (go figure) and was basically blind drunk. I assume that a hooker decided to take advantage, because all I have is a vague memory of bieng in a back room with her fucking me. I say fucking me because I was just sitting in a chair unable to comprehend what was happening. I didn't cum. I think.

Anyway, a few days later it turned out I had gonorrhea. And eventually, it turned out I also had herpes.

Thing is, although it was rape, nobody would ever accept it if I said that's what happened to me. They'd say it was my fault.

>Thing is, although it was rape, nobody would ever accept it if I said that's what happened to me. They'd say it was my fault.

exactly, we're the ones with penises ... so we're always at fault

>transparent checkers
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>also enjoy throat cancer retard
her pussy might be on fire when I go down on her, but it's not made of fucking tobacco mate

cdc.gov/cancer/hpv/basic_info/hpv_oropharyngeal.htm

lol shut up nerd

my father got thrroat cancer from eating pussy, if you contract hpv from eating pussy it causes throat cancer

Have you tried not sitting on the most disgusting toilet you could find?

you MIGHT get HPV which can then cause throat cancer, you fucking nigger

It's just herpes, at least it wasn't AIDS.

shut up nigger, unless youre under 25 your chances of getting hpv are about 90% higher than someone under 25

no you're a fucking nigger, there's even a vaccine to prevent HPV now

faggot. there's grown men ITT and we're talking about rawdogging sluts and eating pusy. back to your khv threads, queer

Herpes isn't a big deal. I've gotten it three times.

Part and parcel of having sex. Welcome to the club.

The infection is lifelong, dumb-dumb. You get it once and it flares up occasionally.

What's the etiquette in this club? Do you tell people every time?

That's what you get for fucking low tier women

>there's grown men ITT and we're talking about rawdogging sluts and eating pusy
cringe

>sister's 17yo friend wanted to fuck when I was in 8th grade
>she was sort of hot but had that slut aura about her
>dodge her like crazy
>later find out she had herpes and was handing it out like candy

close one, boys

genital herpes is fucking gross, you foul nigger

gas yourself

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You're just part of it and can tell who's part of it not saying anything, at first sight.

>gross
literal child-tier opinion. leave, underagefag

glad ive never had sex.

no! your diseases are beautiful my baron

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That's not helpful.

You're right, it's not, which is why the herp is spreading like wildfire nowadays.

Enjoy your cock sores, my dude.

the virgin cope

the chad opinion

>never had sex
>have had full body herp since I was 12
>flares up mildly and very rarely, mostly during stress
Hey at least you got some, I'm dead in the water unless I decide to fuck someone without telling them and I don't want to do something that scummy

It's ok OP. My current gf got herpes from her ex who cheated on her. It's really not a big deal. You get on a pill and are careful if you start to show signs of an outbreak which hasn't happened in the year we've been dating. Got tested a week ago and I'm still negative and we are literally never safe. Herpes is a meme. HPV and aids are the ones to watch out for.

>dating a whore

Just get laid unprotected dude. Be yourself for x sakes.

Genital herpes is literally gross though. You can cope with it all you want but if you had a choice of course you'd choose not to have itchy herpes dick that occurs anytime you get stressed.

They have dating sites specifically for herpes-infested niggers specifically because normal people think it's gross.

Real life isn't downtown Atlanta, most of us don't have genital herpes and most of us think it's gross.

>not dating a great girl because she's fucked someone else
Get fucked sad incel zoomer. This is adult hours.

>got herpes from her ex who cheated on her

she prolly got herp'd by tyrone and jamal while you were posting on Jow Forums

>oh, user, my evil ex gave it to me ;_;

literally every girl with herpes says that shit

>not dating female equivalent of Chad

>Normalshits getting their comeuppance

STDs are fucking based

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FACT: Girls who have fucked a lot of guys are better at fucking.

Virginity is a meme.

All I can hear is a supplicating beta coping about sloppy seconds

Married my sweetheart but feel free continue validating degeneracy

slutcope

>but if you had a choice of course you'd choose not to have itchy herpes dick that occurs anytime you get stressed.

literally never happened to me once, had it for 13 years now

Of course the (((BBC))) would be pedalling that drivel

rather get sloppy seconds than be a virgin fag like you hahaah lmao'ing @ ur lyfe

based sataniaposter

Girls who have fucked a lot of guys have zero loyalty and if you have children with her they will inherit the DNA of other partners due to microchimerism.

Got any sources for this?

>I'd rather eat feces than eat nothing at all

Ok

Yeah, sure. That's why you don't have a gf, right?

>Get fit
>get injury on knee which resets everything
>after recovery finally hit 1/2/3/4
>get hernia
Well fuck you. You are responsible for your actions. You was degenerate and got herpes and my body wasn't ready to lift the stuff which i lifted. Being unlucky is working on 12 hour shift to just to survive a month or working in a mine while not seeing a sunlight not working out, spending money on the specific food and dating with whores.

Well if that's choice I'd eat it, it's better than dying.

Literal faggot

Anyone have /HPV/ genital warts.
I do and I feel like monster.

How do I get rid of them and the scars on the base of my cock from ripping them off with a razor.

How can I restore my cock to make it look healthy again?

treatment-resistant strains of STDs are bubbling up in every major city

even syphilis is making a comeback

what a retarded analogy. imagine literally being a virgin past the age of 18, holy SHIT you suck

>doesn't use protection when fucking a thot
>said thot gives you a disease
hMMmMmM I wOndER WhY i Got tHE HerP?

>How do I get rid of them
freeze them off

>and the scars on the base of my cock from ripping them off with a razor.
you can't

>How can I restore my cock to make it look healthy again?
should have thought of that before using the razor boy

Kek this desu

FACT: You can teach literally any woman to be good at fucking, it doesn't matter if she's good at sex or not before you marry her.