>goal body keeps getting bigger and swoler, forever eluding my grasp
were we put on this earth just to suffer?
Goal body keeps getting bigger and swoler, forever eluding my grasp
Aaron Johnson
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Carter Adams
dude i don't know how you expected to get to the size of a 10 foot behemoth in the real world. your goals shouldn't be fantasies, but actual goals.
Hunter Watson
Do you think Atlas complains as the weight of the Earth increases with the population?
Xavier Ward
>the weight of the Earth increases with the population?
Anthony Reed
Take the greek statue pill and pursue a balanced aesthetic combined with athletic ability, strength and good health rather than chasing the products of your body dysmorphia
Luke Martin
fuck you i will unite the human race under the imperial banner
Oliver Hill
Atlas upholds the heavens, not earth.
Jacob Rivera
The population of ayys I mean
Brody Myers
It's called body dysmorphia, fag.
Jordan Young
>the weight of the Earth increases with the population
LMAO bro, stop lifting, go back to school
Juan Gonzalez
Emperor is black
>WE
Anthony Campbell
If you want to be anything more than Custodes you deserve never reaching your goals. Know your limitations, Horus, you little shit.
Cameron Ramirez
First off, everyone in that image has weird grey skin. His hair is just gross dreads because the Emperor predates modern human civilization and probably never got the hang of washing his hair.
Also this image isn't canon, so that works out too.
William Thomas
The picture clearly shows him holding the world. Brainlet.
Gabriel Cox
>Custodes
>black carapace
>E Money
>not a 5'8 turkman
Ayden Wood
To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the Emperor.
Christian Nelson
Most aesthetic superhuman.
Too bad they don't do fuck all.
Josiah Sullivan
>the boarding pod sequence in the second clip
Ian Howard
>working towards a goal
>wanting to be content with how things are and not wanting to constantly improve
Zachary Myers
so Space Marines are like the Orkz, "the biggest nigga is the leader"
Isaac Myers
The Emperor would literally telepathically project himself as a 9-foot shining beacon of power. Then he got asshurt when some people said "maybe he's a god or something". He coped so hard for being a manlet it turned the human race into a nightmare for 10 thousand years.
Project yourself as Danny DeVito next time, might help your fedora hateboner, Emps.
Christopher Gutierrez
The Emperor is a Turk. Is canon
Gavin Bailey
One must imagine user happy.
Grayson Ward
Emperor was canon Anatolian, and they no longer exist as an actual race of people. They either got Arab'd or Turk'd.
Closest ethnicity to Emps would be someone from central Italy, weirdly enough. They didn't get Moor'd or Turk'd and didn't mix too much with the Germanic peoples.
Austin Green
>The Emperor is a Turk. Is canon
turks didn't invade asian minor until long into the middle ages, you fucking pickaninny waterhead half-retard
i will fuck you full of HIV if we ever meet in person, you cocksucking son of a pig
Jack Gonzalez
>saw some guys playing a massive game of 40k in high school
>was pretty sure it was the gayest thing I'd ever seen
>10 years later
>pick up a Horus Heresy book out of boredom
>it's exactly the retarded energy I like now
I'm sorry I made fun of you guys back then, Zack.
Kayden Cook
No clue where the fuck my body is on that scale.. Human? lol
Evan Jackson
>E = MC^2
>mass if CO2 is less than the mass of 1C + O2
>plants convert CO2 to O2
>energy for conversion comes from solar energy.
>plants capture mass from solar energy
>mass from solar energy introduced to food chain and introduced into the atmosphere
>animals eat plants and breathe air
>plants eat animal poop and dead animals and make more plants
>humans eat animals and plants
>more circle of life = more plants
>more plants = more mass on earth captured from solar energy = mass of earth increases
>communitive property of math
Tl;dr increased population = increased mass of earth.
Parker Ward
You think fat people don't go to heaven?
Angel Jackson
anything not on the chart is purged from the imperial gene pool
James Edwards
>Horus Heresy
>Tyranids
Anthony Stewart
Based. Same thing happened to me.
I still wouldn't admit it irl tho
Adrian Lopez
Then it's clearly not atlas
Ryan Torres
>marines
>manlets
Subtle /tg/ joke there friendo
Caleb Reed
This ride never ends
t. lifting since 6 years, roiding since 1 year
Cameron King
>Custodes
>Having black carapace implants
This is crap, the Custodian Guards are genetically made, not surgically implanted with organs.
Evan Cruz
based blood angels
Lucas Gray
No fucking way the emperor is canonically that tall
He was born in Turkey before the pyramids were built, and he hid himself and didn't make his presence known until sometime in our future. How tf is a 15 foot tall giant gonna hide for millenia
Josiah Bennett
Jace Jenkins
Reminder that lanklets are coping hard and will lose every fight vs a manlet. Laugh at my height, be destroyed by my might, you fucking sticks.
John Thompson
Imagine writing all this and still being wrong
Chase Gomez
There are genetic and physical limits. Far left picture is impossible because you would need incredibly thick limbs to carry a body of that size, far thicker than pictured here.
Hunter Parker
>this post
Aiden Jackson
the emperor was never that big.
Christian Jones
Conservation of mass, retard.
Charles Thompson
But what about squa-
Nathaniel Richardson
its a pic from modern 40k, blood angels vs tyranids was a huge thing
Julian Ortiz
to be fair to user, most depictions show Atlas holding the celestial spheres of which earth is the centre of
Jason Fisher
EXTERMINATUS!