Any fellow late bloomers here? How do i spot red flags?
Any fellow late bloomers here? How do i spot red flags?
Using social media
>late bloomer
holy fuck
>19
>virgin
>have touched a titty and kissed a girl exactly once (extremely drunk fat girl at a party)
>never had a gf due to spending most of my life obese and alone
>turbulent childhood, incapable of trusting people
i think i may an hero, not because “wahh no girl touch peepee” but because i feel hopelessly unprepared for the challenges the real world will throw at me due to unbelievable social ineptitude. i might as well not waste any more of my parents’ resources desu
>colored hair
>piercings
>tattoos
>smokes
>has no pictures with her family
>openly talks about sex experiences
>has an instagram
>overuses social media
>gymshark
>vegan
>has no favourites
>has no hobby
>daydreams about her career but couldnt be further away from it
>mentions one or more of her exes
>constantly shit testing you
>has male friends not from her childhood
>more than 1 cat
>goes out partying every weekend
>drinks alone
>drinks too much in social situations
>has a stepfather
>dates men who are way older than her
>mental health issues
>takes medication
>knows the ins and outs of the day after pill and/or the other pill
>constantly fluctuating weight
>expects you to pay for shit
>smokes weed
>has no father figure
just some off the top of my head
just join a vigilante gang
>>constantly shit testing you
>red flag
whores are the ones who DONT extensivelt shit test you mong, girls who shit test a lot wont just let any old chad in her sugar walls and theyre more likely to be virgins
You forgot single mother
You forgot coal burning at any point
>How do i spot red flags
Any girl your age still single.
Im a late bloomer, I don't really worry about it bc I'm going to stay looking young longer and people don't give a fuck either way
>>whores are the ones who DONT extensivelt shit test you mong
Fuck off, I'm not jumping through hoops of some whore with a billion betas doing all her garbage shit tests. Girls who shit test a lot have it in their head they are gods that work the earth and turn into spoiled brat cunts the second they don't get their way. Drop that shit like a bad habit, don't need a bitch that's always trying to find a fault. These are the bitches that always ask to see your phone and want to share passwords and other shit, they don't have a single concept of the notion of trust, most likely because they've been fucked, cheated on and ghosted by chads plenty of times.
christ who hurt you?
also, it is a FACT that women only shit test men they want to fuck. failing shit tests is the only thing that makes women turned off from a man who is otherwise physically passable. youre just lazy
You cannot be a late bloomer under no definition of the expression you retarded zoomer.
I told you this already. You're fucking nineTEEN.
Wtf user are you me basically all that shit is the same
The fat teenage years destroyed my chances of being normal with women I think
you still got time friendo. I'm 23 and was a kissless virgin up until a few months ago
>met a girl online
>flirt and sext for a year and a half
>eventually meet her
>second date
>time to fuck
>erectile dysfunction
>she friendzoned me the day after
I got my first kissing experience at 23 and she put my semi erect hairy penis in her mouth. I may have cried over the situation but I'd call that a win. Oh yeah I was 154kg at my heaviest, now I'm 107kg, gona keep going until I'm 90kg.
It just takes time and effort man. Don't give up, you are young so you have a lot of time on your hands.
sounds kinda like me. (male)
>Enabling and encouraging garbage behaviour
Bad precedent to start a relationship on user. You're the man in the relationship, act like it.
>that women only shit test men they want to fuck.
No shit, I'm talking about bitches that continue this shit after you are with them. And the bitch that did this was some bitch who trashed my entire apartment because she looked at my phone when I went to the gym and found texts from a number she didn't recognize. Shit was from my sister's new phone. Literally innocent messages telling me about where she'll be later so I can pick her up signed off with an x. I can't be with any woman that constantly thinks she's getting cheated on and starts fight over other shit. So I don't bother with anyone who can't give that shit test mentality up.
Insecurity about cheating can be a form of projection, glad you had the sense to end it user.
Hopefully you learn from this and carefully vet your future wifi thoroughly before you get involved.
Waifu, I mean. Haha.
She doesn't offer to pay half for a date - just offer though
She's friends with a lot of guys
She drinks a lot, or enjoys drinking more than what you would think is appropriate
She complains a lot about her problems and makes no effort to fix them
She is incapable of saving money despite having a job that pays good enough
You mention prenup and she gets defensive
based schizoposter
>>colored hair
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE ONE OF THEM, COLORED HAIR IS LOOKS SO GOOD ON SOME WOMEN BUT EXACTLY 100% OF THEM ARE FUCKING CRAZY
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Me wife:
>smokes weed
>has a stepfather
>piercings (not anymore took them out)
>vegan (not anymore)
Otherwise, she was a virgin when we met. She wanted to work with kids and is now a teacher.
is your dad an absolute sóyboy bugman cuck who buys you things inappropriately and unnecessarily because he feels guilty about neglecting you your entire childhood and letting your autistic older brother abuse you during all your formative years too?