Why are women such whores?
Why are women such whores?
they lack a soul
Why would you use tinder without the intention of getting laid
>use degeneracy enabling software
>get surprised at finding degenerates
>hookup app
There's your problem, bud.
The best part is that a bunch of 4 inchers have told her they're 6, so now she's looking for a "normal" 8 incher to satisfy her.
I had a girl that had "don't have a huge dick, it won't work" that i matched with
we smashed and she was happy with my 15cm minidong
>5.9"
>minidong
Not today, jews
Op is really 5'6" and there's a lot of pain in those tears
>Wanting an attractive partner means she’s a whore.
Kys.
sounds like someone has a small dick
it's okay little guy, i'm sure its proportional to your height
I’m 6in exactly and this girl said I was big this morning before she left
:^)
joking, it's probably average but apparently everyone on Jow Forums is e-statting their dong to be 6.5+ average
does that mean i shouldnt get laughed at if i ever get to use my 6.4”x5.4” donger?
ahue i'll break your spirit
i am 6'0 exactly and my dick is 7.25"x5.25"
its a rare gift, i rarely ever tell someone my exact dick size, i always bump it up by another .25"
bask in the truth that some people on here have bigger dicks
but don't let it affect you, i'm fat and disfigured and will be forever lone, and even if i wasnt disfigured i dont have handsome facial features, i am simply not aesthetic
i've tried to kill myself 6 times now
a slightly bigger dick isnt everything
Roll for some whores
>told a girl I was 8 inches
>got the date
>mfw I left out the decimal
Everyone on Jow Forums also deadlifts 6pl8, fucks their underage cousin, and is all natty.
good on you for the dick man
i'm a bit taller than you and pretty good looking so i'll take my average dick desu
It works and i'm good with my fingers so they never complain anyway
classic matt
She's cute man, just be nice
yeah really and there's millions of guys out there with bigger dicks, who are more attractive, more interesting, better personalities, more intelligent, and taller, all rolled into one
these things just dont matter in reality, a girl will never care, and if she does shes just a vapid cunt who is obsessed with status and stats
the only thing that matters is that you will find someone who loves you more than other people and you'll invest time and energy into each other that will make it unviable for her to choose someone who has better "stats" just because
DING DONG CHING CHONG SHOW ME WUT WONG WITH UR CATHOLE BBY
contentment is really all that matters in life
eventually we will find a girl who is content with us, happy enough not to worry whether someone better for her exists
that is all we can want
I wanna believe this is only related to dating app women from Bumble, Tinder, and OkCupid. I really do. FFS I'm talking to a woman I was trying to hook up with but can't due to scheduling issues. She's in a poly relationship with her current bf while still having major feelings for an ex she was in a serious, monogamous relationship with before him. Even flat out said that she would probs dump her current cuck bf (who like all cucks was told by her she wants to try something new AFTER they were in a relationship for 3 years) AND is now admitting that she fucks all these dudes just to try and find someone like her srs ex.
Fucking hell, Jow Forums was 100% right about women. I think I'm just gonna keep fucking sloots and find 1 to keep temporarily if she does all my kinks.
I think 7/10 girls get like 50 dick pics a day as much as I hate how western females act how about how males act?
Being on tinder means she's a whore
or more accurately, happy enough not to worry whether someone better for her exists, that she will likely find, who also shares a deep attraction to her, and whether or not this will all happen before she gets too old
>eventually we will find a girl who is content with us, happy enough not to worry whether someone better for her exists
women arent biologically capable of this
sorry m8
Why is you arm hiding your boobs? Are you a titlet?
Believe it or not, women weren't like this before shows like Sex in the City.
That show (written by drag queens, basically) instructed an entire generation of women how to act and behave in order to be "adult" and "cosmopolitan." Of course, whores always existed, but it wasn't so normalized to say stuff like "she just needs a dick in her ass." Literally the only ones who were talking like that in the 90's were gay men (the writers of the show).
honestly you should never get laughed at no matter the size of your dick, any girl who does that is just mentally a 5 year old
but yeah youre set
>make it unviable for her to choose someone who has better "stats" just because
if only
Girl I met on Tinder sent me this last night. Thoughts?
fuark
>lowered her expectations with 5'6 so 5'11 didn't sound so bad
Marriage material
I don’t need to see any other pictures
Those are some truly fine milkers, so it doesn’t matter if she’s fat. Does she have a pretty face?
You can't even kys...
Nice dubs
Kek holy shit
It’s ok hon hon I like no tits
Next
When she stands up they will sag to her belly button
Then when you get her naked there's gonna be a foul odor because of a junk food diet and her thighs are so fat her pussy doesn't get any ventilation
I get the high test meme and I'm into it because I'm high test but that bf% is not high test it's moderate obesity
far too fat homie. That chick is obese and going to smell and sag everywhere. Hope you enjoy cellulite.
its never to late for a 7th time
disgusting pig
Yo she’s fat as fuck dude. Her lying down is actually obscuring just how far gone she actually is
Agree, people here saying
>muh milkers
and shit don't even notice she did a facebook picture where she is hiding her fat face and fat gut with her tits smooshed together to look attractive
Fat
Fucking kek, Takamura is still alpha as fuck
Now I can finally make fetish of having a chimp give me a footjob a reality!!!
"how much do you bench"
cao ni ma
bro... just go full abomination mode. be a real life orc
Smelly feet
I imagine Katyusha's feet, after a long day of being a tank commander, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!
The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of potent stink to contend with! Imagine seeing the Katyusha dip her toes in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish! No wonder the soviets tried to research her foot odor to use as a poison weapon!
Katyusha's big, pale, smelly russian feet!
Because men let them
I only match with asian girls because my dick is small
lol
kek
hit it and quit it
Based
You blew it, fag.
I like your big meaty toes
This is her body. Hard to tell exactly what it looks like but maybe not too fat
>marring a tinder whore
That’s a one way ticket to losing half your shit after the inevitable divorce
Lol I have a triple D fuckbuddy. I'll let you in on a little secret user: anyone with a DDD cupsize is going to be a fatty. If you're cool with that it's okay.
Faurk. Good catch my dude
I’m just gonna treat that like a roll
Why the hell are you asking our permission? If you want to fucker her, do it.
Ching Chong you sucky sucky me luv you long time
Ill deep throat some saggy titties. Breast and all.
>Katyusha
look at the fingers.
shes fat.
she's gonna be a good mommy, good job
>anyone with a DDD is fat
Lol no
Next
good chance she answers legit ngl
How about you come over, cook my dog for us, and then we'll end the night with a nice ruff fucking
I’m taller and longer than of any squint-eyed manlet you ever let fuck you.
"sorry if this is too forward but i really wanna bend u over and fuk u with the force of a thousand huns"
Because thirsty men let them get away with anything.
...
Rolling for you to send this picture.
"i wanna fuk u as hard as i fuk my dog"
You can’t send your own pictures through tinder dumbass
Rerolling
Oh, wow, you really do that?
definitely mummy material
Looks fat.
But those tits brah... That is what we call a slampig. Fuck the shit out of her, just don't let your friends know.
"you look like youre good at giving blowjobs"
lets go bowling and then fuck all night
*flexes bicep* (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
Tits or gtfo
You remind me of my cousin.
༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽
hey I'm not interested in dating but can you hook me up with a prescription of xanax?
Why are you such a poser?
What the fuck is this shit?
i can’t relate with these women since i’m a dyke.