claims to "train"

> claims to "train"
> can't run a mile
> can't throw a punch

explain yourself now.

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I pick heavy shit up off the ground, drop it, and pick it up again
Any other questions, einstein?

I hate that I can’t run a mile. I always end up doing like 3.

>a mile
projection? why not say a 10k. that would be more accurate. 90% of this board can run at least a mile

>le I made myself sore from all the constant running I did, I am so quirky and superior

Bith call me when you do 2pl8 bench retard.

Heh... Step up kid..
>*Smirks*
>*Lowers basket ball shorts*
>*Lays back on bench*
>*Sucks in Boomer gut*
>*Arches back until kids are able to crawl underneath arch*
>*Grips bar with hairy withered 30 year old hands*
>*Arms perpendicular to neck for rotator cuff leverage like what good ol coach taught you*
>*Benches 2 plates for 1inch ROM*
>*Rerack bar*
>*See young females looking*
>"Heh, how's it goin ladies?"
>*Get up off bench while Dusting hands*
>*Sip*
>"Eyep I still got it chief!" *Pat's Brad on the shoulder*
>Walk away ..

Actually had something like this happen to me with deadlifts. First time greentext no bully pls
>go to gym for deadlift day
>Be warming up with 2pl8s
>old black boomer walks up and asks how many sets i have left
>"uhh like 6"
>asks to work in
>"sure i guess"
>rounded back, sumo deadlifts it for 2
>"heh, i still got it!" while looking very pleased
>claps me on the shoulder and walks away to flirt with receptionist
He continued to watch me as i worked up to my final set and then congratulated me after it

just got to the pickle arc, shits good motivation

>> can't throw a punch
I work out for this very reason. Me and my little brother made a deal to have a fist fight at least once a year to see who was stronger. we've never been able to decide the winner, but damn is it exhilarating

Based boomer

>run
What the fuck am I running from like some kinda fagget?

Anyone can run a mile
Anyone can throw a punch
And most of these people don't train so what is your point?

Real workouts are real street fights. Only there you'll get yer street smarts. Fuck that gym faggotry, ancient greeks were all homos.

>Can't swim a mile
Pathetic.

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is yujiro natty?

The Hanmas being human is pretty questionable. I'm gonna go with no.

He wanted to fuck

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ok, that is NOT natty. that's Uncnatty

This. Unless I take a break after running 3 miles. I cant make 10 in one go.

Let people train the way and for the goals they want to, it does not concern you.

I've spend 2hours 6-7 days a week in the gym for years and still Look like shit because I Do martial arts and strenght training, people could question me too and probably Do.

There’s no reason to train punches if you aren’t doing a combat sport.

>muh self defense

Buy a gun, dipshit.

Baki couldn't even run a kilometer

This.

>can't run a mile
Are there people that do basic exercise that can't run a mile?

This.

I’m pretty fat at 5’8 and 215lbs but I run a sub 9 mile and my grandad was golden gloves I box Mexican manlets at a local boxing gym. Your thread is shit.

>claps me on the shoulder and walks away to flirt with receptionist
Top kek, I want to be like this when I grow old

This ain't it chief

>sub 9 mile
Were you fucking walking?

sounds based desu

Wait, are you me? 5'8 215 lbs too

anyone can do both of those things
only a fucking failure can't manage that.

>> can't run a mile
when you're so garbage at whatever meme training you're doing that you think running a mile is a big accomplishment.

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I'm good at boxing and wrestling, and I have cardio for days. Still look dyel, trying to work on that.

>train to fight
>get called a dyel online
It's a hard choice to make.

Basically this + why/how would anyone teach themselves how to punch? If you don't have somebody who knows their shit instruct you and give you semiregular sparring lessons all you're doing is hurting your hand slapping a bag.

>get assraped by some dude in a bar fight
>"ahah if I had my gun I would have shown him for sure"
Fag

>not training for better weapon retention

>2pl8
SAY THE FUCKING AMOUNT IN POUNDS OR KILOS THIS #PL# SHIT IS FUCKING ASPIE

i dont need to punch anyone

based

>i turned myself into a pickle karla
>im pickle ohhhhma