Anyone here have any experience with attracting/dating/seeing an art hoe?
I usually attract bubbly 'fun' thicker girls, who are always the same, and they almost always are uninteresting and unintelligent, underneath their bubbly persona. I want a skinny art hoe.
Do you have any 'arty' interests?
Art hoes are vapid bandwagoning whores who constantly virtue signal popular leftist/SJW talking points. They're the worst kind of people
I'm in a band and we are playing our first gig in a few months, so I'm hoping to be exposed to some like minded girls once I start gigging.
I like reading, music, cooking (is that artsy?), walking alone by the river and shit, so I guess I have a bunch of artsy hobbies, I just never really meet many artsy girls.
I'm going back to uni this semester to do my masters in psychology, so I'll probably be able to meet a few in that department as well.
Have you?
Fuck "walking alone by the river" sounds pretentious af but I genuinely love it
Mmmm I've heard that, I've never seen much of it myself desu. Here in Australia I don't think the girls are quite as SJW as North America.
I guess the trick is to find a genuinely intelligent art hoe right?
I'm an artist, so I'm basically surrounded by them - though I'd make the distinction between women who are actually into whatever artistic field, and art hoes who just like some ludicrous fantasy of the "lifestyle." Dated one of the latter for a while, and it was frankly draining, but if it's something you want to do, browsing Tumblr would probably give you an idea of their preferred namedrops. When I started seeing mine she'd sometimes mention band x, movie y, and so on, and the fact that I'd either know more about them, or about better shit, was probably a factor in getting her. Can't be too condescending, though,
I suppose but that could be said of any woman. Just know what you're getting into so you don't end up disappointed. I married a goth girl so I knew what I was getting into (they're fucking psychotic)
>walking alone by the river
>I like reading, music, cooking
what kind of basic human being doesn't do this shit already.
> I married a goth girl
Is it still fun, though
Sometimes. Other times I want to light myself on fire rather than deal with her shit
What sort of artist?
Ideally I would like to date a girl who is genuinely into something interesting, preferably artsy because that's how I align myself generally. Rather than a girl who idealiises some lifestyle to appear cool.
Option b sounds like a nightmare. I see that with guys as well, there is a distinct difference between guys who create art of whatever kind and those that just 'follow' it. From the outside they can appear very similar, but the truth very quickly reveals itself.
Take a fishing pole to the theater with you the next time Wes Anderson drops a movie. You're bound to catch a couple. Also art hoes aren't any smarter. More like sponges who have accumulated stuff to be interested in from previous men in their life. She "loves" Hume because some philosophy major blew her back out.
Have you met most people?
I'm saying that these are the things I do with my spare time, these are my interests. Not that I just do them out of necessity..
>they almost always are uninteresting and unintelligent, underneath their bubbly persona. I want a skinny art hoe.
You grossly overestimate the complexity of artists.
art hoes:
>almost always are uninteresting and unintelligent, underneath their pretentious persona
>walking alone by the river
Jump in
I attract art hoes and alternative girls exclusively. they can't see my personality and interests, therefore I can definitely say it's all based on LOOKS! so get inspired by fashion boards to get a distinct style that art hoes might like.
if you can attract one kind of woman it means you are not ugly and therefore can attract another kind
I dress pretty bland like pic related but I have tatoos on my neck and my body. So, I usually get em and bang em
Contemporary, aka "confusing things in white cube galleries."
Looking for something genuine... hmm. I guess your best bet is to socialise/network in your interest groups and scene(s). For myself, it's relatively easy to strike up a conversation about artworks at an opening, even though I have a slight case of the 'tism. It's a good way to filter out the lifestylists. too.
True, I know a lot that are frankly kind of thick.
Brockhampton (Rap music for faggots and LGBTQ+ tumblr people)
Mac Demarco AKA Cuckk Demarco
Clairo
Tyler the Creator (turned homo with flower boy, and that became a hit with the tumblr community)
Rex Flower Orange County
and whatever stupid soi shit they have these days in the tumblr scene
They are the worst, user. Avoid them; they are volatile like a bomb, almost everyone of this bitches as mental problems; not a bad thing, but they refuse to seek help.
>I have tatoos on my neck
Do you have a good job?
How are art hoes going to get you gains m8. This is entirely not related. Go back to Jow Forums for relationship advice.
Must be fkn hard to make a living as a contemporary artist right? Where do you get your main source of income?
Yeah I'm hoping once we start gigging I'll be exposed to some genuine musically inclined girls
i meant what kind of artist is he lol not who i should listen to to attract them but ty for the suggestions. I unironically enjoy a few tunes from most of those artists so i'm off to a good start
Wouldn't you need to dress like the kind of guy an art hoe goes for, talk like that guy, etc?
I mean they've basically reduced themselves to two dimensional roles they can play with less effort than being themselves, and they're looking for a guy that does that too, so just go for it.
They smell have ugly vaginas and compensate lack of personality by being sjw
they only are into skele mode dudes that arent overcompensating balding manlets so that rules out 99% of Jow Forums
As a female artist myself I urge you to steer clear of "art hoes". I've moved 12 times and literally every art hoe I've met is the same. They are pretentious, boring, sjw, faking depression or some other mental illness, and 9 times out of 10 have very mediocre skills. All of them dress in the same shitty "hipster" style too.
I have never held a conversation with a girl for more than 30 seconds and usually I stutter, begin getting anxious and paranoid that I'm going to sperg out
Lel imagining some Jow Forumsizen, on stage, playing bass or some shit fairly mediocrily, while the women in the front of the stage fawn over the lead singer or guitarist, and nearly about the cry at the after party, when they get the prime qts and he has a couple drinks of clear alcohol because he’s counting macros is quite the image. Cheers mate
The thing is I usually attract them and miss out on their more genuine artsy friends because I'm a bit of a pretty boy/hipster combo. I'm also a guy so I can have trouble seeing through someone's facade initially because they are sexy.
Any tips on how to recognise an art hoe compared to someone who is a genuine artist like yourself?
post trap penis
faggot
rip
jesus your life is a fucking cake walk
Not really. Its the same with any "field" with girls. A girl isn't going to go for someone who is into all the things they're into, push pull is a real thing. Not giving a fuck really works. Art hoes love being degraded, if you're at a bar and she's talking about work or being broke (also a signal to buy drinks for her but fuck that lmao) just say "how's that art degree treating you" and you'll be those guts in no time
Mars Volta is another good one, I don't think they're circlejerked on tumblr like the ones you mentioned but that'd be even better. Unironically a good band and they have that obscure allure bullshit they crave.
Sufjan Stevens
tame impala too for DUDE WEED SO CHILL types
the biggest giveaway is if they dress like pic related or describe themselves as quirky. another is if she has a bunch of "different" friends (general weirdos, lots of trans/gay people, "its not just a phase" people, etc). Artists shouldn't dress a certain way to get attention for their skill.
no u
idk if you are actually a girl or not but you are so right its kind of spooky
brahs, cant get over my lust over this cute tumblr looking girl when I was in Orlando, Florida
Saw this girl with neck length blond hair and was wearing a striped shirt with overalls thats super cute and wore this type of shit at an outlet. She had the most cutest sneeze ever lol.
Can't tell if she was a European tourist visiting in or actually a local .
hopefully she isnt a teen tho, cuz im in college
sadly, i'll never see her again.
I know I could be getting larped here, but where do you and your type hang out?
Do you do many activities and shit by yourself? Or exclusively in groups?
What do you look for in a partner? Anything specific?
I don't really have any female art friends
I think she's an actual gril mang
go to your local NA/AA meeting youll find a couple of them :^)
Pretty tough, yeah. I've stayed afloat with odd jobs in the art world, everything from sitting in galleries to make sure people don't steal/damage things, to writing reviews and commentary, and working for art-related non-profits in various roles. Doesn't help that there are plenty of trust fund kids willing to do any of these just for exposure/networking, Finally scored a commission of decent scale, so things might be looking up. Hope you find yourself a music-loving qt soon.
i was always an outcast in my schools becasue of my severe social anxiety and since i was always the "new kid". I could never find someone like me in all the schools ive been to. In my free time at school id hangout in the bathroom, a secluded area outside, or a comfy place in the school where no one bothered me (i wouldve stayed there but people were in my spot quite often). I've always done stuff by myself. What I look for in a partner is someone moderately attractive, either shy or popular, likes cartoons, and isn't an asshole.
aww thats too bad user
yup im a girl. and after being an outcast all my life i tend to notice a lot of peoples behaviors and why they act that way.
post your art
collecting that type of information is fun to me
since your a girl
where do you find the irl version of this. i assume she would be into art type of hobbies and stuff right?
I've always wanted to get to know more reclusive types, but I've grown up with and still have a very large group of close friends, which makes it hard to meet shy people. Which is a shame, because shy people are almost always more interesting and have more substance
what the fuck is with art hoes and acid wash + yellow?
kek'd
Thanks user. I hope this commission triggers enough work for you to live a full and wholesome life
look up Violet Evergarden cosplay!! But I was never really into anime, Im more into dumb shit like BFDI because its cute
oh and for a while I was obsessed with specific minor characters like raggedy princess, napstablook,snap from chalkzone, etc
good idea
but where would you find qt feminine girls congregate
shy people have more time to think about and refine themselves because of the lack of people talking to them.
"""artist"""
if taking pictures with your iPhone sometimes is art
I have no clue man, its quite strange
The number of artsy cute girls that look like this is 0
those are some weird interests you got there. I feel like they all have one thing in common but I cant put my finger on it
I don't know, I was always an outcast so nobody really invited me to anything artsy.
theyre all simplistic and cute yet underrated
Both artists I listened to in fucking high school and I'm a literal boomer.
I think you're out of touch m80
Mmmm... I dunno man people with tons of tats and piercings always seem to be with people who have that same shit all over their bodies.
As a fit guy who dresses well, where do I find fashionable friends that are also Jow Forums?
Seems like big cities have these type of people.
But in college campuses like mine, you either get one and not both. Either you have a fashionable DYEL friend that's either out of shape or a faggot
or Jow Forums friend that just wears athletic clothes all day or ill fitting boring clothes on a night out.
are you in college?
my only exposure to people who i would class as 'fashionable' is at gigs. Like local or small international gigs, not concerts or festivals, that shit attracts basic af people.
I would agree with you when you say big cities house these people, although its generally not in the actual city (downtown), its in the cool side suburbs with bars and shit that are starting to become gentrified.
As for your original query, they are very few and far between desu. I would class myself as DYEL (approaching ottermode), just do calisthenics's and run/cycle, but im healthy and dress well. I think you would be hard pressed to find a proper 'fit' guy or girl, who dressed well, who had their own taste, not just modelcore.
what are gigs
like small music shows; a band or solo act or whatever, at a bar/venue or some kind.
oh lol
well it makes sense theres Jow Forums people that dress well at certain bars, i noticed people always dress up when they go to places like that
I'm sick of this topic being posted on every damn board. Fuck off art hoe faggots.
its mostly sad autists and lonely STEMcels with no sense of fashion that start these threads
Is it really that annoying? lol
I'm just a dude, asking some guys about a specific type of girl that I haven't had much exposure to. Don't pretend that this place didn't turn into a blog-type website years ago.
Label me what you will.
lel maybe. I saw an illinoise lp infront of this spencer gifts/hot topic store in the mall right in the front. I can't listen to his shit but its the first thing I noticed walking by
True. But thinking of an art hoe chick I don't think she'd settle for some pants cuffed vans and a windbreaker wearing goober unless he was a real alpha chad. Goes without saying when you're in the same sphere as someone you want to either be equals or you want the other person to be higher than you (which is why I think art hoes are absolute freaks), art hoes don't seem like the type to show pity.
I dated one.. Was about 6.5/10 virgin who'd been deeply in love with me for a while and boy did I regret that. Had sex with her and it was terrible. Bitch was a fridge, and when I dumped her I was the horrible one. Her friend group (a bunch of other art sluts) started spreading rumors which no one believed. Pretty shit experience honestly, 5/10 personality, 6.5/10 looks, 3/10 at sex and annoying as fuck friends. Also that same girl (supposed to be a delicate, pure virgin before me) immediately got with some other guy despite *apparently being deeply depressed and distrought over the breakup*. All a bunch of wenches, I say.
Are music hoes patrician or ratchet?
nigger tier meme
Yes. Like any other type of girl just talk to them. Just don't fool yourself, art hoes and bubbly bitches aren't that different.
>uninteresting and unintelligent, underneath their bubbly persona
Perhaps you'd be better off looking for women that are truly in a creative/artistic enterprise, not that you'd have better chances than art hoes, but they will most likely fit your description of what you think arthoes are.