Literally one chance at life

>literally one chance at life
>wristlet

What's the point bros?

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>look at dads disgustingly short bicep insertions
>realize my own genes are probably just as bad

>tfw
>manlet
>dicklet
>wristlet
>fingerlet
>leglet
>hairlet
only thing i have is a huge fucking head and torso/chest, i look like a gay down-syndrom version of johnny bravo.
my life is ridiculous.

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I’m all of these, but I’m still handsome and girls really don’t give a fuck then

Although maybe not leglet. My proportions are fine for my height >5’9

>I’m all of these, but I’m still handsome

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:^)

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You're so fucking beautiful, I wanna paint you, user

you can gain girth on your wrist, but I smell troll so sage

What are you trying to show exactly? I fail to see

hows samcro holding up jax?

is that you, Max?

You won’t believe how many times I get that

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believe me, Ican tell

anyway good job btfo'ing the other faggit handsomeanon

any tips for beard growth user?

>that hairline

OH NO NO NO

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Let it grow for at least 2-3 months, and clean up the cheeks and neck. The big secret is really in the moustache. The bigger the stache, the fuller the beard looks.

Scandinavian genes m8. Everyone here has a big forehead. Girls

- Girls really don’t give a fug as long as you just don’t look like shit

>duckface and squint
are you a girl?

i wanna suck your dick but i think you could do better with your hair

Based

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Kinda look like Tom Hardy desu

I’ve got big lips. Permanent blue steel mouth

I'm not sure if I'm a wristlet or not. But I recently hit my 1RM goal so I decided to treat myself. Sometimes you need to do something for yourself to stay motivated. Love this piece.

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You definitely have small hands, where the fuck are your knuckles

What would you recommend?

If that stub is you I am sorry.

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nice try chinlet

compression never lies

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Thats nice dear but I don't see why you would buy something you can't wear in the gym! Aren't you afraid of scratching something like that?

I like my smart watch, it has really been helping me keep track of my fitness goals.

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fking wot

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Fucking richfags. This is my only watch, a hand-me-down from my dad. also why are you so fat

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Your only hope is improving yourself enough and getting a woman with better genetics drunk enough to impregnate her and giving your children (ideally a son) better. Good luck.

Have everything but I'm fucking bald and only 6'1. Fuck this shit

Fine, this is me with the closest stubble possible

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