The neet life is a lie

The neet life is a 100% lie guys. I've been neet for 3 months now. At first it was good, I had time to workout, play osrs and watch anime, it was great. But gradually I become lazy,I went to the gym about 5-6 times a week to 1-2 times a week. My life consists of waking up at 1pm watching YouTube on my phone for an hour or 2 then getting up and playing RuneScape until 5am. It's depressing.

Most neets who shill their shit lifestyle probably weigh 400lbs and are lazy as fuck and never been in a gym before, they also probably smell like shit.

I'm going to apply for work asap, I will be a proud wagie and I don't care what they think.

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There was a study which created a mouse utopia.

They ended up killing each other because they were bored.

True story. Neet life is conscious suicide.

>Most neets are miserable as fuck and delude themselves into thinking they wouldn't want a normal life because it'd somehow suck even more, because if their delusion shattered they'd have to step outside their comfort zone and see effort which is hard
you don't say

the mouse utopia thing is about social density not about boredom lol

Sounds like you lack the ability to structure your own life without external pressures. I study via distance education, which makes be nearly a fucking NEET and I manage to keep normal hours and train consistently.
I've always been weird though.

>neet life is just like neet life
huh?

>studying
>being a NEET
pick one, check your privilege faggot

idk man. ive been a neet several months as well, and ive been going to the gym more than ever. granted i am more depressed than i ever have been and its all that gives me purpose. but im not depressed due to being a neet i just hate myself and so does everyone else

I had much the same experience when I was genuine NEET. Only picked up studying because I was scared I'd lose my neetbux if I didn't.

I loved NEET life for a year and 10 years later I'm still trying to recover.

I have sleep issues and motivation issues that I never had prior to it.

I've been on and off a NEET for all of my life.
If only I never had to work ever again. Depression really gets to me. I can't take this much longer.
I would have killed myself long ago but I have responsibilities right now.

The mouse utopia thing is about purpose in life, not about social density OR boredom.

I tried being a NEET for about a year
It has it ups and downs, but mostly downsides.

Pros
>Truly free to do whatever you want
>You can schedule your days however you want
>You can sleep when you like
>Lower stress overall (at least in the beginning)

Cons
>Anxiety builds up easily
>Depression sets in eventually
>Your social skills plummet
>You rot your brain and become extremely lazy

I remember having panick attacks whenever I entered the grocery store, especially when I had to pay the cashier. Shit was brutal as fuck.
One time I had to stop completely up and focus so hard to contain my breakdown. Overall its not worth it, bros. Never become a NEET even though it sounds fun.

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yeah its shit you get lazy and unsocial.

Mandatory 9fag motivation

Einstein tho

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I tend to take everything that lying fraud who's set back scientific progress generations with a brick of salt.

What purpose can a mouse have besides finding food and sex?

In the utopia i guess they had everything they needed

You are insane. Relativity literally accelerated physics into a new era and has allowed us to develop tons of technology we use every day (GPS, MRI, positron emission tomography, pion beam therapy, all sorts of nuclear medicine)
You are a dumb nigger. You are the dumbest, blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

not sure why this guy doesn't like einstein.
dude was a fucking genius

>I had time to workout, play osrs and watch anime
>I went to the gym about 5-6 times a week
>playing RuneScape until 5am

a-are you me?
6 months now but im doing better mentally now then iv ever done before. I try to schedule my days a bit though, eg going to the gym at the same hour every day and waking up around the same time.

>My life consists of waking up at 1pm watching YouTube on my phone for an hour or 2
stop.

How did you guys financially support your neet lifestyle?

I was a neet for a while after getting laid off. Had some money in the bank so that plus unemployment checks then food stamps kept it rollin for a year and a half. Honestly it was great and I wish I never had to work but oh well. The trick to not going insane while neet is balance. Get out of the house once in a while, besides the gym. I had friends I hung out with weekly. If you don't have friends then get some goddammit. Idk what its like to have never worked or never had someone irl to talk to or getting autism dollars from the gov't so maybe those ppl are lost causes Idk.

i was neet for a year and it was the best years of my life and also the year i made the most progress. ur just lazy and lack discipline

NEET since 08 here.
>You rot your brain and become extremely lazy

It's crazy but it's true. You fry your brain with all the leisure time and then when you appointments you start to freak out days before.

Now a days my goal is to die in my sleep. I keep waking up tho.

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Living in a basement supported by a single mother is not derived from fiction

when i had a job, i was working out 3 times a week, was eating enough and had a good sleep schedule without being tired
after being a neet for 6 months, i almost dont work out anymore, tired all the time, shit eating habits
dont be neets

GET
A
JOB

Stop reading or hearing the words like prayers at church, buncha nonsense, just noise.

Put thoughts into the 3 words, analyze them and think about bit. I am trying to unironically help here. Being a NEET is the equivalent of dying, no vitality. What do you have to lose by applying at a job? Try a supermarket or fast food place, they have loads of promotions. You could unironically start as a cashier in a supermarket being autistic and failing doing basic math to being a manager in 5 to 7 years.

I don't understand dude, you probably don't have money either and live in a tiny place with an ok to decent computer, probably you don't even like games or anime anymore. Get a job man, seriously economy is booming, you can do it. Don't wait 10 years until it's too late

I am mentally challenged tho. I get AutismBux since 2015.

I would love to get a job. Maybe I should try to get a job again. Maybe I got better a bit better since 2015.
I had a job orientation once where all you did was hang out and eat breakfast. Even that I couldn't do.

All I do is lurk on 4chin and twitch.

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>Sounds like you lack the ability to structure your own life without external pressures
Here is a red pill, that is how most people are

god i want to fuck a fat neet girl

Obviously you are retarded in some way if you have been a NEET for so long, I already knew that.

What I'm trying to say is, you won't stop suffering until you get a job. Having the stress of work and deadlines is something people need to stay alive, you gonna end up killing yourself or losing your mind soon.

Fucking clean your room and get an easy job that pays shit, try part time at first if you want

>Having the stress of work and deadlines is something people need to stay alive
What did user mean by this?

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Red pilled.

The other side of the spectrum isn't great either. You need something in between, working hard labor from 8 to 4:30 is a struggle, even on light days you're tight mentally and physically. I have no motivation after work and all I want to do is pass out.

I wish I knew what I could do other than this

Get a job in another field.

Thanks for the words. There is a place on main street where they help you to find a job. I will go there first thing tomorrow after breakfast.

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Whats with everyone here going insane from being neets? I've been a neet for close to 3 years and never experienced any serious disadvantages. I feel much happier, im more rested and made more gains than ever before when i was working.

I'm like a semi-NEET and it's not fun

>28 -- 29 in a few days
>live with my gf
>she literally pays for everything
>hooks me up with all of these connections from her job because I'm trying to become a web dev.
>I've been a freelance SEO/article writer since 2013
>pay is total dog shit
>still manage to go to the gym 4-6 days a week though

I don't know, it could be worse. I don't have trouble with girls or intimacy like Jow Forums and Jow Forums talks about. I think I can line up a web dev. job in the next year and I can "start" my career in my 30s, when I should've been doing it in my 20s. NEET life is fucking terrible and destroys your soul -- don't fall for it.

inb4 nice blog, fag

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That's the problem. They didn't need to find food. They didn't need to do anything to fulfill their base needs.

Good luck dude, I believe in you for real, don't fail me.

It's from people that have 0 ambition. That's right, ambition so low that they even fuck up being a neet.

she's cheating on you until she can find superior genetics to have a family with a stronger healthier man.

probably lol

>pays for him and helps him find job
>shes cheating on you
You incels are so delusional its insane.

>literally thinks he’s smarter than einstein
You should literally kys

The ancient greek worked a lot to maintain their civilization afloat.

Not moving out from my parents

(you) - pic related

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You are just a scrub then. I was NEET for 4 months and went to the gym 4-6 days a week and loved it. Just stop being a faggot normie who can't handle the freedom.

Haha okay incel

yeah sound slike that job is not made for you. you need to enjoy ur jerb or whatever to excel

I definitely smelled like shit though, there was that.

FUCK YOU! This is what happens when CHAD/BRAD becomes a NEET. You STILL have girls fucking coddling you and helping you out gfod fuicking dammit why is life easier for attractive males

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>mfw get chance to live like a NEET during school breaks
>it's beatiful, can stay awake till 5 am, sleep 13 hours and go to the gym at 10 pm when it's almost empty
>mfw my 2 week christmas break just ended yesterday
>mfw made my best gains ever in this time period

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it's only fun when you know it's for a limited timespan

This. Wagecucks can't understand it because they've never had a year or two of it

There are wagecucks that are out of a job for years at a time.
t. lost my job a year and a half ago

I don't know about that, but I wish it were longer. I know I can't wait till it's summer again though, being able to lift with 0 responsibilities is the best thing ever.

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Gotta agree. I make money online and I have things setup where I can just get passive income. So can do whatever da fuck I want. Had a few of my income sources die out and I am now too lazy to do anything, other money sources are slowly dying out too and all I do is go to the gym lurk Jow Forums/yt/twitch and play vidya once in a while.

Why the fuck is mouse utopia so big right now.
That bald Vsauce looking motherfucker keeps showing up in my youtube sidebar.

Is the /algorithm/ jew controlling our interests with youtube?

storytime
>lease expires in august, all my college roommates leave for the summer
>masturbate constantly
>black out the windows with aluminum foil, nocturnal life
>not a lot of money but its ok
>bike to 7/11 at 3AM, hot pockets, burritos, candy, evil foods
>extreme degeneracy
>summertime saga
>corruption of champions
>monmusu
>6 hour edging masturbation sessions
>draw a lot more
>get interested in stock market
>robinhood
>making more than minimum wage with only a few hours of trading each day
>pay off debts
>move to a better apartment when the lease ends
>buy a home gym
>14 hours of no work to do every day
>hate the weekends because market is closed so 16 hours of nothing to do all day
individual investors are just NEETs with money

Been NEET on and of for about 3 years now. This time it has been 6 months since I wasnt a NEET. And i can tell you that I like NEET life way more than being a wagecuck. You guys just arent designed to be a NEET i guess. I'm way more happy then i was wageslaving or studying.

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I was NEET for about a year, excluding one 8 hour shift a week at the supermarket. I worked out tons, my nutrition and sleep were perfect. But I was so lonely, depressed and anxious, spending hours on Jow Forums and only able to communicate in memes, I had to do something about it.

Started to take dance lessons. Thought it would force me to learn a skill while meeting women. I stuck at it and got pretty good, eventually doing performances in front of BIG crowds. I would stay out late with my new wagie friends, get up at 12PM


Fell for a cutie pie and we dated a bit and kissed a couple times. I thought it could go somewhere and so I began to feel intense shame at my NEET lifestyle since she was very career focussed. So I ended up getting a wageslave job. It didn't work out with her.

Now I'm married and I got a kid. My life is objectively better but I look back on those days and feel pretty damn comfy.

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I don't, you do.

God I want to bang this neet.

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I don't think anyone can help you but yourself. You have to change your mentality.
I used to be similar to you and I had to wake myself up

Because we're living in it

i live in my parents' basement and i have some dwindling bitcoin money from 2017

How do I get into the stock market?

>not pursuing financial independence so you can become a NEET on your own terms

It's pretty much the most chad thing you can accomplish.

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Is this a kike falseflag operation or something? You must be an extremely boring person with no hobbies besides lifting and video games. I get there are people that need a guiding hand in life to hold them but come the fuck on.

This.
It's my life goal and I've been working on achieving it.

Robots need to leave this is a board for people who actually lift

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> Trying to become a web dev
Don't do it. It's full of people that think they are some high-end computer scientist even though they only work with languages that take most of the work out of their hands. Considering most dev projects are flawed human inventions stuck on top of more flawed human inventions, and the web is literally the biggest, shittiest pile of flawed inventions . If you point out anything suboptimal, you "don't get it." Because "You didn't make a product like Wordpress, have you? They know better than we do." It's excruciating. I hate myself and my coworkers.

This.
Currently 24 living with parents but making about 23/hr saving up for land to become self sufficient and able to live comfortably off as little income per year as I can with renting rooms to friends. Little by little I'm making it
>mfw fate handed me $4k for some broad hitting my car

I legitimately don't know what else I can do though. It's a somewhat family business so I could get an office position but the boss is too afraid to fire this dumb ogre bitch who does nothing but play weird flash games on her computer l

pls respond

What is it about being neet that just sucks the life out of you. I consider myself to have fairly strong willpower and about 2 years ago had the opportunity to go full neet for a year and pursue my dream. I thought i’d become like the cacoon mode meme in that year and start reading books, eating healthy, work out consistently, develop skills. But instead just used my free time jerking off and watching youtube videos. Thankfully I didn’t fuck everything up and managed to make something out of my dream and now have a consistent job and income from it, and only now when my time is limited and I have responsibilities am I actually doing all the self improvement stuff I thought I would be doing when I was neet.

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NEET life isn't a lie, you're just a normalfag.

t. lifelong NEET

>t. jose
>t. neckyourself puto gordo

I'm white, dumb wagey.

I understand why we're talking about it, I'm just wondering why we're talking about it more -now-

I actually forgot I was on Jow Forums until you posted this

Go ask Jow Forums, they will give you 6 million infographics on (((Einstein)))
>educateyourself.wav

Fuck are you me?

I only ever get to experience the NEET life during college winter break. I just go on degenerate hentai/flash porn binges for hours while I play on vanilla wow private servers until 5-6AM until which just restarts itself at 2-3pm.

I don't do anything to advance myself besides go to the gym bi-daily.

Can't recommend doing drugs during this time. My brains been rotted out by unrestricted dab warfare

Of course your life is shit if it's void of an objective

>i watched a """"documentary"""" on jewtube starter pack

lol you dont bot osrs like a true chad

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>I am mentally challenged tho
Protip: you're not. You're a lazy faggot.

Teacherfag here. I enjoy my job. Every day is different and i get to subtlety redpill the next generation.

Wrong. The mouse experiment was a societal test to see what humans/animals would do if they were given everything. The experiment always went perfectly fine up until critical mass, then when population got too dense they killed one another. So no, it's not density, it was purely to see motivation to live, they had no "go out and get it" just "receive" mentality. (I'm a psych major who also had to do an ass ton of sociology classes). It's more of like a test to see if all conditions were perfect (a utopia) would there still be crime, and there will be.

Unless we create utopian hivemind.

Whoa!

How accurate is this?

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