let's hear how your autism speaks
>always fart in the core/abs section
>do reps, go get a drink, come back, look in the mirror, change song, do reps, repeat
>always look for THICC BRAPPERS between sets
>always say "hi" and "have a nice day" to gym staff, but have literally never said anything more in over 2 years of going there
>browse Jow Forums when doing cardio
I’m OCD as fuck and if I don’t do an even number of reps I have to do one more to balance it out, even if it means doing one rep in between sets. I know it probably fucks my gains but mental health >>>
yeah you can fuck off with your stealth brap thread faggot
>browse fit when doing cardio
Ayyy I'm on the treadmill right now too user! Kek I'm all in bro. Plus I'm next to your mom, and we're talking about making some natty gains if you cash muh driff
Shut up incel.
OPs Mom
I pace around and obviously try not to make eye contact with anyone while trying to stealth-fully watch people
S-stfu
based
>train in the cellar section so i am lonely and can talk to myself
>try to fart at the other side of the room
>only use the same barbell, no other
>slap myself in the neck before heavy sets
>>slap myself in the neck before heavy sets
kek, are you a boomer?
I play my switch (smash bros) during my rest period right after my set of bench
>always say "hi" and "have a nice day" to gym staff, but have literally never said anything more in over 2 years of going there
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
I'm 30 and I only recently realized I should wear underwear so people don't have to see the outline of my dick's head through my shorts.
I thought they were just mirin
>not sure if i can lift something
>look down at my hand and clench my fist thinking about how I need to be stronger
>suddenly able to lift it
I should never have watched anime
I refuse to use locker 97 because I hate Connor McDavid
girls love looking at guys' dick bulges, brah.
Stand next to the mirror, stretch up my arms, and whisper "grow, grow, grow"
My dick outline still shows when pressing with underware on
i am to lazy buy salts but still want to be focused
You better be doing this in a home gym.
>listen to anime Ops while lifting
>monolog to myself to get pumped up
>watch anime while doing cardio
shonen is Jow Forums core
Squats
>using incel in 2019
Go back
>>always say "hi" and "have a nice day" to gym staff, but have literally never said anything more in over 2 years of going there
Same, except once I asked if there was equipment to do weighted chinups
>Outlift most people and grunt the loudest
>Talk really quietly and awkwardly nonetheless
Always try to get locker 69. It is amusing to me every single time.
Drink water every 5 seconds and constantly go to piss between sets
Thats me
I scream when doing heavy weight
>OHP
>prepare to brace myself
>take big breath
>pretend im sucking in stormlight from the lights
>think about making kaladin proud while lifting
>when im struggling i yell in my head FOR 'BRIDGE FOUUUUR'
I think about her even though she ghosted me last year and my current gf would kill me.
>not getting always double-digits lockers
never gonna make it
>drum on the bench/weights while idling between sets
Actually that's about it
do you go to my gym? there's this skinny powerlifter that drums on the power rack and legit plays full on air guitar and head bangs between each set. shit cracks me up
>Airdrum/airguitar to my music while resting
>Always use the same bench because i feel like the other ones are not balanced
>Conditioned myself so well to self-introducing small talk that i sometimes have a very nice first conversation with another gymbro but from the second time on i feel weird and pretend not to see them or only awkwardly say hi when they wanna have more smalltalk
>Before i start a heavy set of squats or OHP i always grin at myself in the mirror like an idiot while breathing heavily through my teeth
>brap
Never got this. Do girls burp a lot in the gym?
Based and Plujarvi pilled
Sorry man, not likely to be me. Sounds like a cool dude though
>put on dubs while lifting
>rewatch with subs later
>if nothing to watch then i just blast anime osts
tfw home gym master race
>THICC BRAPPERS
I spilled my pint of milk all over the changing area while fixing up my post-workout shake. idk, weak hands due to exertion previously I guess. Anyway the locker room was packed and I had to clean it up with toilet paper
A-are you me?
Rerack any weights around what I'm using between sets. Fucking pajeets putting 5kgs with 1.25kgs