Is there any natural way to make boobs bigger?

Just don't be a selfish retarded cunt?

They still use the bump shut the fuck up
The baby still gets her milk

Pump*

Getting pregnant is a natural and common way that women end up growing their boobs.

massage and pull/pinch on your nipples. it'll increase prolactin and encourage growth.

That's a retarded argument.
Everyone's tits get saggy.
Even childless barren skeletons.
Arnold goddamn Schwarzenegger had the best chest of all time and it was muscle, and his chest looks like shit now.
That's like refusing to buy a sports car because it won't work at some point in time, might as well buy a shitbox so you don't feel as disappointed when it also breaks down.

MUH DICK

Get pregnant and enjoy what theyve sort to take from you through psychological warfare.

Your tits will bloom.

FUCK I WANT A WIFE AND CHILDREN

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flaxseed and massage
go on OCP
get pregnant

pregnancy

Reminder that time is running out

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Does anyone here have breast implants? How did they change your life? What does having them feel like? Do they feel like part of your body?

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reminder ill never have a gf like this

They look fake as fuck and make you look like a turbo whore, is that what you really want for life?

>women
>on Jow Forums
And no trannies don't count.

I thought about it but not getting obvioisly huge ones like most people, I like how Megan Fox got a reasonable size breast implant

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Implants are for retards.
If you have to be a chest-fraud, get the fat injections instead.
They get really close to natural looking.

I really want to get them, but I heard that the recovery time is rather long. And then I’d be too scared to bench or do chest exercises in case one leaks or something

Birth control

They either look fake or fuck with the woman's ability to work her chest.

this desu. Really, hormone supplementation in general.

Jesus Christ, prime Megan Fox was easy 9/10

>gregnat
ftfy

What if you got cryoablation or liposuction everywhere else, the got fat? Surely someone has tried? What would the results be?

fuck her eyes makes my dick diamonds

Then they shouldn't be mothers.

The skin-to-skin contact while breastfeeding is important too. They don't get that with pumps

me too user, I mean I like how my looks but a little more definition can never go wrong epecially in the middle where I lack any pec muscle tissue.

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the key to success is getting one size up, which still looks pretty normal.

One of my gfs got them. I didn't like that she got them, and it always made me think she prioritized her looks above everything else. I stopped wanting to be intimate with her, they looked natural, but it felt like she wasn't the same person anymore.

Your body fixes itself and the fat spreads all over and tits get smaller

My roommate got a breast reduction when she was thin, then blew up after being bedridden from a gnarly car accident, and has massive tits.
She's fat too, so they don't "count," but they're still glorious when taken in a relative vacuum.

Dem symmetric tits are very on-putting tho

>tfw gf is fat but still has small boobs

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That's god's way of showing that big tits are the best airbag material.

why am i seeing your blocky disgusting body in a wonderful thread about female breasts

My ex had them... changed her life. It turned her into a sex object like she pretty much wanted to be at the time and now a decade later she is depressed and thinks that everybody is a snake. She doesn’t get the irony of the fact that she lead the snakes to the garden.... still a great friend and she confides in me with pretty much everything. Tits are probably both the best and worst thing that every happened to her.

She is Korean and went from 32A to 32D. They looked nice and were done under the muscle so they didn’t feel terrible but my current girlfriend is a natural 32D and they feel better and look the same in clothes, maybe a tiny bit less perky naked. Ex lost almost all nipple sensitivity when she got them which really bummed her out. You had to suck/bite hard to get a good reaction out of her.

Sad! Does she at least have an ass?

B R I S B A N E
A
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>gf
>fat
>small boobs
Triple yikes

dem Lena Dunham genetics

Is that her mother in the background on the left

Bane?

You don't even know what the >girl looks like yet.

The only women I know who were happier after breast implants were post-op breast cancer patients or women who were entirely flat already.

Dont fall for it user, you cant buy happiness out of objectifying your tits. Either guys will like you more which will make you disillusioned with them which will make your hate yourself for getting them or they will like you less for having them, making you hate yourself for getting them as well.

Hes from Brisbane, he'll be lucky if he doesnt end up marrying his cousin

> hnnnng
do we have a name here...considering the old fart in the background while this very offensively diamonding girl wearing only a thong and an lamp-something device right beside her shoulder...could this be an off-scene photo shooting

Hey man I'd be happy having anyone to take on cute dates and cuddle at this stage
Fuck up sydney/melbourne fag

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instagram.com/krotchy/

Can you even afford to support yourself? Let alone a woman and kids.

>Fuck up sydney/melbourne fag
Jokes on you fag im from radelaide

This is giving me insecurities

How do i get a body like this?

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you never fail me user...take this as a sacrificial offering. may th /f/orce b with you

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Photoshop. The 't' picture was used in a magazine. The white bar is the one she posted to her insta

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yes

i know

fuuu. at least she has a hueg brapper that i can get lost in

Do you have those backwards? Why would a magazine shrink her tits and ass?

>Why would a magazine shrink her tits and ass?
They didn't. She shooped her ass and tits bigger to post on her social media. She's done it a number of times

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This my wife went from B to DD.

She also breastfeeds exclusively and they didn't sag.

Being a healthy waight and having strong body to begin with is important and also making sure you don't gain more weight the the doctor recommends.

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Weird. I would think a magazine has a more in-depth photo editing process than some random instathot

>Why would a magazine shrink her tits and ass?
They wouldn't, the magazine posted the real tits.

Google "Sarah McDaniel Treats" and you'll see what I mean.

The magazine wasn't trying to do that in the first place. Meanwhile the dumb thot is obsessed with it because she's a dumb thot.

It's a low-key nu-Playboy mag that nobody has heard of. She's just a ridiculous narcissist. She had a massive spike in popularity like 3 years ago, and went on Stephen Colbert's show to talk about it. Jow Forums went nuts at the time too, but there's a lot of evidence that she's full of shit about her eye and her body

Is there any way to make them sag less naturally, when they are big?

There was a study from france last year or 2017 that said not wearing a bra made nipples rise yearly, pretty sure it got shut down in the US

Don't smoke
Don't wear bras

>It's a low-key nu-Playboy mag that nobody has heard of.
Basically take the kitschy American charm of playboy and attempt to replace it with a European high fashion aesthetic.

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Print is truly a dead medium

>milk
>massage
>sex

Really shitty pic but i got mine done two years ago due to having deformities. 325cc in each breast which is on the smaller side. Went from a B to a D-cup, im much happier with myself now, but implants will most likely always hurt, cant sleep on my stomach and sometimes i get cramps in the nerves. If its something you really want, go for it.

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i'm the opposite, heterochromia is pretty attractive
gayyyyy

I'd think incline bench to train upper chest should push the bust outwards making it appear a little bigger.

They look great but I don’t think the pain would be worth it

>fuck her eyes makes my dick diamonds
It's a blue contact lens lol

my gf has E cups, what do when i put a baby in her?

i started drinking onions milk and my boobs went from B to C so idk.

Drink her milk and start on another.

milk her
knock her up again a year after birth
repeat until she's 40

tits are temporary

A to a D? Holy fuck, those must have looked terrible. My current is a 32A and I know shed look goofy as fuck with D's. Dated a girl w D's and her tits were phenomenal. Too bad they are going to be touching the ground in 10 years. I think going with a small cup size is best for the future years. If you go too big they start looking like shit later on.

based and redpilled

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Isn't this the family where they got divorced and the wife became a generic thot? Some couple in Canada or something?

yea. most white families tend to do that

Paleo with a lot of animal fat

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I'd say staying above 20% bodyfat and eating properly to have a hormonal balance of est/test.
Keto isn't a good idea because water will leave the fat stores.
The goal would be flat stomach while still maintaining your butt/chest.
Ofcourse leg work is important. The outer hip flexors, hamstrings and glutes all attribute to a better looking butt, I would progress on those if I was training to look good from behind.

Lower Pectoral work will 100% help with mass in the chest and putting more muscle under the breast. Same deal with glutes making the butt look bigger.

She would look super flat chested without a pushup bra and implants due to her being around 12-15%BF.
Slight defintion in abdominals is probably best to shoot for at around 20-24% BF. Finding the best contrast of BF percentage to how your slim your figure is, is a big key.
IME I do not like girls that are TOO thin, but a gut is an even bigger turn off. There is a sweetspot for girls with BF percentage, where guys just need as much defintion as possible.

Just my two cents for what I'd do with a GF that trains.

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I remember reading some study someone posted on here a while ago that was done by the German military where soldiers would gain fat on parts of their chests due to stress from carrying a heavy backpack a lot. We can simulate that by letting me slap your tits haha.

Hey man. Don't think that comment went by without someone reading it and liking it. Sorry you didn't get more attention. I unironically liked this post.

At least you can talk

It's not, fuck off nigger. It's from some family magazine

blmommy.com/beautiful-hillside-family-photos-by-lori-romney-photography/