>he doesn’t keep one of these near his bed for sleep gains
He doesn’t keep one of these near his bed for sleep gains
Cameron Clark
Ian Kelly
get on my level satan
Christopher Scott
It's like five steps to the bathroom dude..
Nathaniel Collins
>what’s that a milk carton? you filled it with lemonade? bro let me take a hit I’m dyin’ of thirst
Austin Fisher
Why is the devil hospitalized?
David Walker
I remember nurse showing this shit down my dick after my pectus surgery, thank god I was zooted as hell
Jason Wright
Damn, I used a wide mouth Poland spring gallon
Jeremiah Flores
i was in a bad car wreck, got one of them put in me at the hospital, and when the nurse yanked it out it was some of the most intense pain i've ever felt.
Noah Jenkins
Yeah bro, I legit have PTSD from when they pulled that shit outta my dickhole after a surgery
Jordan King
They threatened to catheterize me after appendectomy surgery if I couldn’t pee on my own. I sat on the toilet for hours and finally pissed my way out of urethral torture
Michael Parker
If my wife dies or leaves me this is the first thing I'm getting. I've had one in my Amazon cart for years.
Nicholas Miller
>Not going for the obvious solution
Juan Johnson
Student nurse here. I feel for you fuckers everytime we have to do it. The look on dudes' faces as we shove a tube down their dickhole is one of pure horror and betrayal.
Oliver Allen
My penis is actually reacting while reading this.
Ian Carter
what if i get hard while they put the tube in?
would they think im weird?
Blake Wood
Kek. We are everywhere
Mason Rogers
There is practically 0% chance you would get hard. If for some reason you did, then yes, we would just quietly think you're weird. Especially because I'm a guy, you homo.
Brody Lopez
how the FUCK do they make sure it doesn't go down the other path
Ethan Wood
my penis went back in my body
Luke Turner
does getting up to piss in the middle of the night waste gains? what am i missing here?
Bentley Barnes
Diaperfags get the rope after footfags
David Gomez
The other path only opens when you’re about to cum. If you’re getting catheterized that shit is probably shut TIGHT. Also they cover the hose in lube.
Juan Perry
I use this
Julian Diaz
>jerk off while they stick it in you
>clear path opens up to your
Never mind I can’t fucking write this I feel sick
Grayson Reed
Based and NEETpilled
Brandon Martin
I'm not a footfag but you're an actual fag if you dont kiss a girls feet while having her on her back with her knees behind her head. I miss her boys...
Jaxson Phillips
imagine the smell
Caleb King
Shit dude my dad had a stroke and he is recovering but I literally have to clean his stupid Boomer ass piss bottle
Juan Peterson
this is one of the many ways that getting a gf kills your gains
can't piss in bottles anymore
Luis Lee
My grandfather had surgery right when his dementia started to set it. He ripped his out a few times and it would be bloody.
I've had to get two cystoscopy on the last few years. First time the doc offered ativan, second time he offered but I said fuck it because it's like a minute and a half compared to being fucked up half the day. That was a mistake.
Brayden Richardson
reporting in
Nathaniel Scott
>ativan
>being fucked up half the day
Lmao lightweight.
Joshua Morgan
>improved c o l o r s
Oh shit you convinced me
Aaron Miller
lol MURSES have to touch dicks. what a faggot job.
Nolan Jones
>t. de-gen drug addict
Andrew Ross
I sleep naked with my window open and the winter cold in my room (I sleep better that way) and because I don't want to climb out of my nice blanket-nest and walk to my bathroom I just piss in an old Powerade bottle and empty it in the mornings.
It's a disgusting habit I need to kick but since I'm fighting some bad times/bad feels right now it makes me happy not having to freeze my ass off on the walk and back.
Nathan Scott
I'm wondering as well. There's probably no real benefit but I'd like to know the explanation
Jacob Gomez
I just wanna sleep through the night like I used to >:(