Day 8 into nofap, how goes it?
Day 8 into nofap, how goes it?
Fuck this. I'm on BLOGTV with my fucking hands up. I'm not starting my fucking self you fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice all fucking righteous fucking NIGGER ALEX is doing this shit you fucking NIGGER. Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid NIGGER
Im day 2 and it is going so well that im actually scared i might have ducked uo my dick for good. Will not jerk off for at least one week. Also back at lifting heavy and eating big now adter the holidays are finally finished. I missed my dick working at full capacity goddamit
congrats, you fell for the dumbest meme, although your pecker feels great when you cum after couple weeks
I'm on day 6 and its been eye opening, the fog is noticeably clearing up. I still have thoughts about it but I rid my cravings by doing push-ups or playing my banjo
On day 14 and I'm having nothing but sexual dreams. Even had a dream of me sucking dick and it busting in my mouth. This shit is fucking gay.
Hey
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's just you bud. Day 11 here and no longing for dick.
You can’t leak pre in an MOV!
You cannot score with an MP4!
You can’t blow grease in PNGs!
You can’t blast pearl in a VR girl!
You can’t ink the squid in a pixel grid!
You can’t put slime in an ethernet line!
You can’t fling glop in a fucking laptop!
You can’t put the stiff in an animated GIF!
You can’t shoot phlegm in a damn WEBM!
You can’t shake the leg of a fucking JPEG!
You can’t stick the hard in a graphics card!
You can’t launch brood in a screen my dude!
You can’t squirt chowder in a wireless router!
You can’t unloadum your scrotum in a modem!
You can’t unleash the horde in a fucking keyboard!
You cum on my mouse, you get out of my house!
Tomorrow morning will be 3 days. I don't really keep much track anymore though because thinking about it makes it way more difficult for me. Not really doing NoFap, so much as I'm cutting back honestly. I might try and get a good streak going here though for the fuck of it.
Don't fap now if you don't want to permanently catch the Big Gay.
hope you said no homo
I was going to say cringe until the last line, you got me this time user.
im good the whole day until nighttime, i just go balls out
Take a load off user
Day 4, it only gets difficult with morning boner, or when I'm bored and tired. If I don't have sex on saturday I'll just bust a couple and go another week.
you nappa you get slappa
clicking on this thread was a mistake
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whats the issue?
JESUS RID US OF THESE THOTS!!!!!!!
2 thots snapping me needs and I'm going over a girls house tomorrow boys, how do I resist
just don't go
You said it yourself brother. They are thots...ignore them and pray for help.
>not enjoying the compound test boost of nofap with brappers
the goal is to feel like a rabid dog for pussy.
no the goal is transcend your desires
No. It's to rise above thottery and de-gen shit.
holy shit on these thicc asian thots user
weird niche but goddamn i'm diamonds
No fap doesnt get difficult until the middle of week 3 or 4.
F***ing doesn't break nofap
as without fear, there's no bravery, so without desire, there's no drive.
No, by not cuming it gets reabsorbed into the body. Creating pheromones that makes you irresistible to women.
They'll throw their panties at you and they won't know why.
It's going great, women are DISGUSTING and deserve ZERO human rights.
what a fucking faggot
>controller isn't even plugged in
women
I just took a shit that looked like beef stew. So im doing pretty great.
idk what day I'm on. I've spent about 1/4 of the day thinking about how much I want to nut. I have a wrestling tournament this coming Saturday, and the "on-edge" feeling just might help me for it. However, I almost caved into going to a massage parlor 3 times today, just to try to get a quick fuck. I;m hoping once I forget what nutting feels like, I'll hit easy mode.
Me on the left
based and sniffpilled dog
im out i cant handle this thread during no fap
>married a rich arab
wew lad cliche much?
CHRIST WHERE ARE YOU? DONT LEAVE US AGAIN
I did nofap earlier this year and got my first gf.
That lasted 9 months and I had a few good times, but overall it kind of sucked.
I realized that the biggest reason I didn't have a gf before is that whenever I actually had the chance to really pursue girl I would consider all the legitimate I had reasons not to.
No fap just helped me ignore those reasons because I was really horny.
Occasional fapping is your shield against shitty women sucking the life out of you.
Too bad the no-fappers who need this probably won't see it because they're too scared to browse this thread.
DON'T DO IT user! ITS NOT WORTH IT!
BUSTING A NUT IS TEMPORARY BUT THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS FOREVER!
Meant last year of course. Was only on nofap for like a month and a half before I got the gf in February.
fuck this thread i came here for advice and you guys just post asian thots
I want to release my load so fucking bad. My mood has increased for the better and I’m a little more productive, but that might be the social media cleanse
Fucking same. Every dream I have has something sexual and I wake up wanting to rub one out
Really not gonna make it without your precious bodily fluids.
She has some nice hammies damn
Literally have jacked off like 5 times a day for a decade now, how fucked am I?
kek, nice reference
based
Day 9, is not much and today I almost killed the streak because of boredom, but I resisted. When comes the urge I think that im masturbating to a woman who I can't feel with any of my sences, I can't feel her not even with my eyes because she is just pixels on a screen: that thought makes me get around the urge.
I feel better, less ashamed of myself and more grounded. I think I even look more atractive since I've been getting stares from many people, mostly women and now it's like a vicious circle because it feeds my morale.
It's not a meme, at least for me. Im sorry for those who feel that nofap doesn't work for them.
ive jerked off 6 or 7 times this year
i think its over for me bros
8 days was a good streak
This thread made me fail nonut19
Threads like this are the reason that I usually avoid Jow Forums like the plague when I'm nervous during a streak. There's always some salty motherfucker who's trying to doom everyone else's streaks to make themselves feel better. Granted, hardcore NoFappers are pretty much vegans in their incessant talk of NoFap, so I understand why people like to fuck with them.
You sound like a fucking pussy desu
I REALLY wanna watch some BLACKED right now.
If you're being serious, don't.
Day ~160
Keep going anons. It’s worth it.
I'm resisting, but at least once I day I open a blacked thread on /hc/ out of habit only to realize in 5 seconds what I'm doing and close it. I got the jew in my brain.
OHH!
OH, RUBISLAW!
I REALLY WAS BACKED UP.
My hair is growing paler and beginning to point upward. Am I entering Saiyanmode?
Sauce?
Day 7, no desire no problem
just jerk off less and stop watching weird shit, lmao
based
Baste
3 months
nofap
noporn
nocum
nogf
feeling the magic powers flowing through my veins
Get at me Jow Forums.
1 week later, I broke it.
if ur not black whats the appeal to blacked i never understood it. are you actually a cuck or something?
I'M WATCHING... WASHING.
I fell off the wagon bros...Didn't jerk off for 4 months, was feeling so good, so stoic, yet relapsed last week. FUUUUUUUUUCKKK GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!! Oh well, I guess I'm still doing better than these other goys who jerk their dicks every goddamn day. Shiiit. Ain't nothing to it but to do it. /blog
Day 13 for me
Sonehow feel really strong urge to watch porn today.
I am fighting it though.
>First nut of 2019 was in the mouth of a blacktop transvestite hooker and came in 1.5 mins due to being on nofap 2019 for 4 days
>had to redeem myself by getting with a fresh off boat Chinese girl hooker and nutted in her pusay
Restarting tomorrow
Black I dunno why phone autoxorrexted that
>fucking nigger traps
>phonwposting
>makingnit