Fph thread I'm a chiropractor January's the fucking worst because hamplanets who work out once a fucking week want me...

Fph thread I'm a chiropractor January's the fucking worst because hamplanets who work out once a fucking week want me to do a fucking full body manipulation I might green text some story's if y'all want

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Mildly intrigued

Those trips say greentext

>chiropractor
Have any stories about how you scam people into thinking you have any kind of legitimate medical training? How about stories of curing cancer with a back rub? Maybe some healing crystals for good measure.

Yeah I'm interested. I'd also be interested in you telling stories about cracking hot ladies backs and if the ever moan in pleasure

This. No sympathy for OP.

t. jealous NEET quaking at the thought someone making a descent living off a fun and easy job they actually enjoy

>I got trips so I'll make the green text

>if you don't like quacks you must be unemployed
Guess again faggot.

>claiming your job is fun and easy in a thread you started specifically to complain about it
Cope harder.

>I'm a quack
Fixed

hmm
so many people say they work in software now
do you?

Accounting mostly. Sorry I'm not literally saving lives every day like you.

I do, and love it. ANd I go to a chiropractor all the time, that shit feels great. Don't really care if there's any medical benefit, the adjustment feels great and the girls that work there are cute as hell
>t. run 3 SaaS products independently with a combined 100k MRR(obv only making a fraction of that)

Fkn chiropractor lol

I'm a nigger software who makes 800k a year.

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>some chicks moan
>some Squeak like a mouse some 8/10 to 9 /10 'come

>slave in b2b corporate shithole

>be me
>25 at the time
>waiting for a patient see a blonde fucking 9.5/10
>say the name of my patient
>a 400 pound hamplanet gets up
>wanna fucking die wants a full back manipulation
>gottagetmymoneysomehow.jpeg
>the orca whale is breaking a sweat doing a 4 yard walk
>start easy do right shoulder hands absorbed in rolls
>hear the pop
>she bitches at me
>same for left shoulder but some how more fat
>try to go along spine no piping to much fat
>thislardassisgoingtokillme.avi
>lower back start gaging on the smell
>BITCH starts nagging me saying "you don't know what you're doing"
>she has to roll over the ultimate challenge for her kind
>she needs my help to roll on her side
>have to grab it's fat
>push and bull till I hear a slight crack
>I'm not doing any more
>want to fucking cry
That's my first story sry it's been a while and I tried to forget

nigga what does independent mean to you?
im the boss
but you;re right it is b2b for the most part, two of them are and the third and least profitable is b2c

No one cares, quack. Dont you have babies to kill?

I'm not the quack guy I'm the up retard

*op*

Tell us the story of the 9.5/10

You're a chiro. You're the quack.

As you wish

>be me
>a hot 9.5/10 comes in
>hoping I get her
>say name she gets up
>thangyoujesus.avi
>she has nice ass nice tits
>start bye using Ystring she dose this little giggle
>gets on her stomach
>first pop she moans
>on the rest she just giggles
>do the twist grab ass grab stohmec she moans at the pop
probably the best looken chick I've had there

>stupid enough to get tricked into doxxing himself