Go to gym

>go to gym
>qt receptionist that usually smiles at me ignores me as I scan in
>the PTs that work the floor ignore me as well
>wonder what's going on because they're usually friendly
>get called into gym office halfway through my workout
>get confronted about how I browse 4channel while at the gym
>they show camera footage confirming 4channel on my phone screen
>they bring up actual posts I've made on their monitored connection and say that they think I should find a new gym
>manager reads over a few of my posts and suggests therapy
I don't know what to do. I was an active poster in nofap and high test threads. I made jokes about traps and braps and everything in between. I'm disgraced.

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I'm trying to imagine what kind of person would LARP this shitty story

You agreed to the terms and conditions of the network. Most places are totally within their bounds to terminate a membership over internet browsing habits on their connection. Better hope they don't have a line to your other local gyms.

Just fired a guy at work for browsing the chan on the company network. As he walked out I said
>I shiggy, I mean I seriously hope you don't do this again in the future.
and you could see him die on the inside.

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I shitpost at the gym all the time. It's usually Jow Forumsbait because that gets all the dyel fags here butthurt.
>m-muh not Jow Forums related

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Post body bitch nigger

Not much of a storyteller, huh?

>connecting to a wifi network but not tunneling your traffic through a vpn
What an idiot.

it sounded better in my head

I used to work at a library and there was a fatty that would come in and shitpost on /mlp/. I monitored his shit every time he came in and had a good many laughs. He got banned from the library when the head librarian found out

It's crazy to me what people will do on someone else's network connection. Like, all they would have to do is browse on their phone's network instead. Unless it's a company phone, then it's fucked anyway.

that's how I lost my last job desu. i posted braphogs on /tv/ and my supervisor saw my traffic and fired me

Damn, if that’s an actual caption, tv stations (guessing generally liberal) really starting to hate Jow Forums. Seen a few hating the 4channel within the past year or so.

My gym internet is responsible for at least half of the shitpost threads with a porn webm and a tangentially related Jow Forums question.

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You could just contribute to the thread instead of being a sad cunt, lad

The hacker known as Jow Forums has always been looked down upon by the general population.
>muh anonymoose

I monitor my childrens' internet browsing habits using a system very similar to what most corporations do. My 12 year old son has been spending a lot of time on eHentai this week. I don't know whether to confront him or just let him masturbate in peace.

Like father like son

reminds of back in high school when everyone at work found out this kid had a fetish devisnart so we ostracized him and ignored him until he quit. fucking weird ass Sonic shit

lol why would you go to their office like some child? just terminate membership and leave

how did they know that it was your phone? Usually it is listed on wifi connections as simply the model, there's no way to attach your phone's name to you.
Furthermore, I doubt their security cameras can see your phone screen, because all the security recordings I've ever seen are terrible quality.

haha you're worried about trap posting? I used to post on Jow Forums on my university internet, logged in with my university ID of course.

why why were you such a cunt. if he was a nice person and did their job then you shouldnt have cared. kys

normally I'd agree, but sonic shit is too far