TRAPS ARE TURNING ME GAY AHHHHHH

I actually dated that girl last year. She was cute, bubbly personality, adorable features. Generally a great girl, every Jow Forums autist's dream. She was very reserved, however when it came to sex. Eventually, though we build enough trust and confidence to where she was comfortable with it.

Holy shit is her dick massive guys, I'm not kidding. I'm pretty well endowed but man did I feel inadequate next to her 9 inch long mega dong. Thick like a beer can too. We parted on good terms but I can confirm, she is definitely a trap.

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That's nyannyancosplay on tiktok you brainlet

She didn't make the song.

Does she have any shots where we can tell if there is a bulge or not?

Just admit it! You set urself up on purpose to put up a video of you eating ur ass on purpose.

My sharingan can see right thrugh you

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you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

>teenage "love"
been there, it's bullshit.

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im going to kill myself

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This
I was jaded by 15 anyway, teenage love wasn't any better than now

HIT OR MISS GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

she has (or had?) pictures of herself wearing a bikini on the beach where there is clearly no bulge

you could have just typed "I'm a virgin" instead of all that autistic sperging.

So glad these don't apply to me, was lucky enough to experience this and it really is as great as it sounds

I got some good news for you user :D

Unironically kys

The only thing I miss about that age is how soft boobs were then... 14-15yo boobs felt more like soft cheeks than firm 'tits'. no real substance to them, just fleshy extensions of their chests

I unironically think more experienced anons should just describe all the things that khv's and neets here dwell over, like having sex with a virgin, or teenage love, or all the other high school/college stuff that stops people from moving on and having a more fulfilling life

How come transexual pornography is allowed on this board???

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away. He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John shit. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

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But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so fucked up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE fucking bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - shit I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

First time kissing, fucking, etc. are always awkward, and usually unsatisfying, it isn't even very enjoyable until you're a little experienced

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch. John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so fucking big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to fuck right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But shit - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They fucked for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they fucked. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never fucked again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy. But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER fucked me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

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You are correct good sir, and the asses will never be topped. My favorite was just how tight the bodies were, a lot of the girls I've been with in that age group have very little if any fat on them

I was a virgin and my first time was with a virgin. I came in like 5 seconds, nutted all inside her with no condom like an idiot. She was not on birth control. We tried again after a few minutes of awkward kissing. She wanted to try doggy style so I remember she turned over and all I could smell was ass and I hated it, thought it was gross. Also could barely get it in because I was 14 and my dick was small, so we went back to missionary and I came in 5 seconds again. Lucky she didn't get pragnet. It was shit desu.

Really the best part about that time was the excitement of sneaking around high school, finding closets and empty classrooms, trying to not get caught with your hand down a girl's pants.

Fucking a trap isn't gay.

user, I am a 30yo khv. I have every reason to be bitter. But just take a look at your own post:

>you'll never be 15 and in love

what's stopping you from being 30 and in love?

>lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting

You can do that at any age. Even now.

>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday

Were you absolutely careless at the age of 15? Or did you worry but about bullshit or about typical 15year old problems, like acne?

>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"

This is pure fantasy user.

>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits

Possibly true for some high schoolers, I don't know. But not for everyone who was/is a normie.

>you're in your 20's now
>gotta get a good job
>gotta be a serious man now

Depressing but you have no choice but at least try to make it somehow. Also, 'serious' does not mean sombre, it simply shows that some stuff is important for you enough to not joke about it.

>all the good ones are taken
>maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you

I don't know man, this kind of thinking is not healthy. Been there, done that. You can spend your life thinking like that, essentially wasting time.

>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter

Unlike you?

>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy

These two are not connected at all.

>you have missed out on teenage love

and you may be missing out on adult love if you dwell over something you can't change.

I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..

Cuck posters deserve the bullet.

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>gotta get a good job
no shit
>gotta be a serious man now
what's wrong with being a man you faggot
>all the good ones are taken
or maybe they're just unattainable for you because you're a manchild

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