This is the body you need to date Keira Knightley

>this is the body you need to date Keira Knightley

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>lifting for woman
When you autists will learn and go to a therapy rather than to the gym if your goal is having a gf

When will you lookism faggots learn that women are attracted to status

Good thing I have a better body and fucked an improved version of her, with better tits last weekend.
She went to Canada though. H-hold me Jow Forums

She looks like shit tho.

No, what you need is to be famous. Celebs don't date non-celebs.

If you have literally one friend as a referral to confirm you are not a rapist and murderer, that is enough status for 9/10 women.
What you really need is not to care so got dang much.

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>dating a titlet and asslet because the kikes in Hollywood memed her a few times 20 years ago after they were done fucking her prepubescently
it’s gonna be a yikes from me

how do we get in on the government pedo ring (asking for a friend)

no thanks

looks like a tranny to me dawg

She’s rich.

This is the body you need to date Taylor Swift b t w.

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first things first, are you Jewish?

They look like they probably weigh the same.
Good God, what happened to their legs?

me on the right

>below avg twig with below avg twig
wow

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she’s jawlinekino

I don't wanna date Keira Knightly, I wanna be aesthetic

that guy looks like a jew

>dem hips
>dat waist
fug, I thought she was sticc but she's actually hot

Keira Knightley is a 4/10 so who cares?

Taylor's hips looking good to pass our mixed kids.

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Do you think she's a good lay? She seems like she would think she's too good to give head or let you play with her butthole

>Do you think she's a good lay?
She's the crazy-ex kind of chick, so yeah, she probably fucks well.

You mean a normal body?

who's the guy?

Watch The Favourite

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Me

>this is the annual income you need to date Keira Knightley

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Who?

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Based, this is literally my body.

>ctrl+f: tits
>0 results

I'm pretty sure women are asexual

You only have to worry about your body if you're gay

Women are more sexual than men because they are baser, more animalistic creatures. Think of all the complex thought that goes into lifting: counting macros, recording lifts, exercising willpower over cravings. This is the real reason you see women with ugly men despite it not seeming to make sense: women are desperate for sex and will take it from anyone they can find. It’s also why women are more likely to have homosexual relationships.

why take responsibility for your own shortcomings when you can blame women or god?

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No, she seems like she'd be a dead fish in bed. Rumors confirm this too.

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