Where do I sign up for yoga classes?

where do I sign up for yoga classes?

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You can probably Google it. I wouldn't pay money for something I can do for free. Also considering doing Yoga though.

Just do stretches you don't need all that pseudo spiritualism.

I’m in it for the ethnic safe space

Download Yoga Conditioning For Athletes. There are a few torrents, they go slow but they'll finish (or you can pay for it like a fag.)

90 minutes, twice a week on rest days.
Follow the beginner guide for the first one or two months before moving on.
Don't force.
Don't over-stretch.
Don't do it after training.

No wonder Joe "ethnic cleanser" Rogan likes it so much.

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Good old Joe keeping the race war alive.

Why don’t blacks like yoga? Not enough Jesus?

probably because it's fucking useless

>t. brainlet

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Basic white bitch opinion piece, oh there are so many different skin colors on tv, I got to collect them in my inner circle tillit's a perfect representation of a forced overdiversified tvprogram. Blacks on the other hand dont give a shit about this, and most of them are probably glad there are not that many beckey's ordering salads at their fast food joints.

it takes years of practice to be able to show off via yoga
black people only like things that allow them to show off
only the most popular sports, flashy jewelry, big rims on literally any car, fake hair/nails, extra make-up, music composed of bragging with rhymes to a beat, "muh dick", constantly shouting, etc.

if it can't bring attention to them, they aren't interested

tell me what's the point of yoga

Good point. If I was black I’d hate this bitch. They act like minorities are Pokémon to collect.

Bitches literally take ONE yoga class and post about it 1,000 times. That’s not years of commitment.

To stay flexible and be able to remain active and mobile in later life.

Fuck the spiritual shite. The stretches are useful.

Black women who exercise do instathot workouts or squats for big asses. White girls don’t do heavy shit usually and prefer a workout that doesn’t actually make them sweat. Also black chicks don’t ever workout, they have the highest obesity rating of any gender+ethnic group. Black guys are around the same as white dudes, but black chicks are fat

Found the article, it was deleted from the original site

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when I need to stretch I pick up kit laughlin's book

white bitches post on social media about anything and everything they do. why would yoga be any different?
i've never seen a black person do yoga in person
only in media and advertising

Imagine being this fucking insane.

This is lie
> brother did yoga
> every class has over weight black girl who was told by their doctor to exercise and instead chose the yoga meme because they are lazy and saw thots doing it

Fuck me, that's gotta be the worst piece of trendy left shit I've ever seen.

Check and respect.

Are Italians white?

I've never seen a black person. Blackface here is frowned upon.
Plenty of niggers though.
1488 my brothers

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Yes because black people have more estrogen. This is why black women are the worst women and black men have the highest rate of homosexuality

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>3,766 people bothered to read some white girl's blog about yoga

I love Joe Rogan now

>Niggers
>Useless

Always pick both.

>Class is open to everyone
>Nogs gonna nig, don't sign up, no work ethic, yoga ain't "keeping it real"

It's the system's fault!

who would win:
100,000 chimps vs 100,000 south africans

Yoga is only enjoyable if you live life so comfortably that you become soft and ignorant of the world around you. Yoga is some Asian bullshit exercise that affluent whites do because it's trendy and they have nothing better to do.

Minorities tend to be poor and don't live in a fantasy world of frills and ivory towers. They are more practical and blunt.

Anglo women are fucking insane

are mexicans white?

So she felt uncofortable because there were no blacks in her meme yoga class?

what the fuck? lmao america is cucked

Anglos are just Jewish cannon foddee at this point

this

It seems more like they're stupid, not insane.

Got a link? Tried Piratebay but nothing.