Nofap noporn day 9

hoooooooooly fuck lads. i ALMOST relapsed. got an impulsive adrenaline rush and INSANE urges to look up porn. I literally slapped myself, took a cold shower and now im ecstatic laying in bed trying to come down.

I made fun of people relapsing but now i wont. DO NOT take this shit lightly or you will not make it. this is worse than crack i swear to god.

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anyone got the alarm emergency link?

My nigga are you me?
Am I you and you being me?
You are me and I am you
I am you and you are me

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I took a break from Jow Forums/nel for a few weeks to get past the worst of it. Would recommend

This. Jow Forums is basically porn.

>also day 9 nofap 2k19
>first few days was literally edging every day
>last 2 days not particulartly horny at all
>dont spent any time looking at instathots

WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Day 9? I just binged here at day 3. "Only" 2 hours though. Meditation, sleeping and waking up properly tomorrow will help. I'm gonna have to start doing things now. Also gonna leave this site. Reptile brain is taking far, far too long to change, it needs a break. It always does.

THIS. LEAVE THIS SITE OR YOU WONT MAKE IT.

T. DID NOT MAKE IT

day 11 here
i don't think about looking at porn, i just get too aroused by imagination when laying in bed
execept when i remember Xev Belringer's facial cumshot compilation, that last clip is just too danm good DANMIIIIIT

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Relapsed after 10 days on sunday
Oh well, I know I can do this, I did it before
Should I use pic related or just fuck it and start over ?
I mean it was only ten days so...

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>day 9 of noporn
>not even nofap, just noporn
>see 6/10 female coworker
>spend next hour desperately resisting urge to commit sexual assault

jesus christ I have a problem

I am on day 10 and I always do things like "I wonder what arianna sage (my favourite pornstar) looks like with cum on her face? or I just want to see her vagina" It's so easy to just look at a porn and then loose control. Hard to break the desire.

I WILL CONQUER I WILL PERSEVERE I WILL NOT GIVE UP! say it with me my nofap brothers

Sexual deviant or 15 year old detected

>first few days was literally edging every day
so youre only on day 6

Just messaged a crossdresser online to organise a blow job. I pledged not to fap or see prostitutes so I am thinking getting a free blowjob is probably a good solution. I have never done anything gay before but im so horny and i will cum on like 5 seconds anyway. There is no point paying a prostitute if I am going to cum so quickly.

This. Every time I do no fap I'll see a chick in real life that suddenly makes me want to have sex there and then. It fucking sucks. I then either have to resist the urge to fap when I'm home later that night, or I stay kinda pissed off till I wake up the next morning.

Sucks bros.

fug tanks adolf kun

sorry papa adolf wont happen again

Do you think I should use the Hitler pass for my relapse ?

Should I do this? I think once i go this far i might never live with myself. It's just some guy but those leggings look good and ill get my dick sucked like a pornstar. god I don't know what to do

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There's a reason that pic isn't showing the face.

No, it's just temporary temptation
Fight it, user

Just fap if your that desperate.

This is just a placebo effect. Do you think chads or good looking people are no fapping?

Only pathetic incel nofap.

Thery sent a face one too. Full lips with red lipstick but a pretty square jaw. Fuck this, im going to go for a walk and clear my mind. This is not the answer lol.

The whole porn thing is easy to resist. I just have the desire to cum for no reason. I wonder how monks are able to take a vow of celebecy.

Cuck who's trying to drag others down, ignore

I think if you have issues with fapping, you should quit till you don't then do it in moderation.

The same way I think a fatass who drinks 2L of cola every day should stop, instead of "only buying half a liter and lower it like that bro xd", they should just quit, because it's more efficient at changing how the brain fixes the habit.

2 more weeks and ill go see a prostitute

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The former

Week 3 here and I am unironically having a sexual emergency. No wet dreams yet. I have 2 dates this weekend and 1 is almost guaranteed lay. I dont know if I can make it. My chest is heavy, like every breath is tension. I cant even cross my legs for a minute without getting a boner. Lord help these women if I make it to the weekend. I went from less anxiety and mental clarity to a mental fog of sexual desire, inability to concentrate, and literally wanting to fuck every 6+ I see walking down the street.

I'm going to explode on one of these girls like a fucking Yellowstone geyser.

only if youre gonna put it for good use user. atleast 7 days

Yep. It starts with worldstar fitness girls. Two days later cuck porn. Don't try to go softcore lads, cut out wanking all together. I undid a month of fapn't because of IG and fapped for like 2 weeks straight.

I did 7 days first time nofap and then its been going shit.
I will never 'just look' at porn again,thats how i relapse every fucking time

Well, my streak was 10 days before relapsing, now I'm at day 3 after the relapse and know I can make it one month no problem

Nofap/noporn are meme movements created/used by anti-semites

>The same way I think a fatass who drinks 2L of cola every day should stop

yeah, great analogy. by the way, if you stop eating food that's a surefire way to kill your sex drive.

>he thinks cola is an essential food/beverage

I know that's why I do it

I'm quitting because I got called out at work for always smelling like stale cum and it's because I would fap before bed and just cum in my boxers and go to sleep and wake up and go to work with cum dried in my boxers

thanks for sharing

Well that sounds more like a hygiene than a fapping thing.

Tell them about Jow Forums so they can eventually become just like you and nobody will say shit.

I wish but these people are all losers

Thanks great leader, i will not let us down.

NOBODY IN THIS THREAD IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH THEIR DICKS UNLESS ITS FOR PISSING OR CLEANING. NO EXCUSES. IF YOU WANT TO CUM U BETTER GET A GIRL TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR YOU.

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When I was 14-16 I literally ejaculated onto my stomach every night, smeared it out and went to sleep. Then next day in school I probably always smelled like cum. No one ever told me though. I was a retard, still am to some degree in that area.

I still do that sometimes and I'm 31

Prime example of the Halloween effect. People assume that attractive or desirable people aren't degenerates and make all the right choices. One of my friends comes off as a Chad to people who don't know him, but he's an absolute savage when it comes to porn, trannies, crossdressing, drugs, and bad decisions.

People tend to distance themselves from him after they get to know him

Real men do a lot of drugs

Thanks papa hitler, I’ll try to survive a week

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And?

Thanks addeboi

Only faggots don’t have the self discipline to not look at porn on Jow Forums

haha lol

>I just have the desire to cum for no reason
>primary biological imperative guiding the propagation of the species resulting from millions of years of natural selection
>no reason