This saves all manlets, its 2019 and being a manlet is no excuse

This saves all manlets, its 2019 and being a manlet is no excuse

Thots fake their entire existence, fake hair, fake lips, fake boobs, fake face, fake personality, fake nails there is atleast 1 of these things that applies to EVERY thot around the world, so stop crying manlets on jump on the making it train

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>tfw 6'2
>just bought a pair of lifted shoes
>manlets BTFO

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I would laugh and push you off the bed as soon as you put off your shoes, manlet. Get the fuc back into your pit.

>tfw found a way to add an inch or even slightly more to height but not gonna share it because everyone else will add inch to their height too and since height is relative it will be like you never gained that inch in the first place

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Say goodbye to your knees, plus you’ll have the posture of a woman

What? you wear 3 pairs of socks ? LUL

Based

>femanon here
>tfw 5'4
>just bought a pair of 5 inch heels
>perception of manlet's height is unchanged when I go out

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>go out for dinner with friends wearing these
>get back to friends place for drinks and convo
>everybody takes their shoes off
>3 inches shorter

Good job retard. As soon as anybody finds out you use lifts you’ll be ridiculed. Better to be a manlet than an insecure manlet.

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Gay

Dont take shoe off?

I wear 875s around

>t. american

My dad work for nintendo

im 6'1 and gonna do the same

Nope. You need equiment and it's quite hard, its tedious exercise you need to do for like 2 hours everyday for months. Also not sure if it works with closed growth plates, I'm 20 so I'm not sure whether my growth plates are really closed

I’ve been in that situation. I kept my sneakers on and my girlfriend kept asking why I was still wearing my shoes. I kept deflecting her all night because of my 2” heels

>tfw boots puts me over 6'6
Fucking sucks

>get these for a job interview
>company thinks they hired a tall guy
>don't wear these at the first day of work
>if they fire me, it's manlet discrimination
>sue for damages
devilish

>grow, grow, grow

lol
if your fucking GF dont know your real height, you have taken this too far
its just for smashing tinder thots or job interview or going out clubbing etc, dont wear this shit around everyday people

I lasted four months until she decided to be cute and try on a pair of my shoes. Experiment failed

You put yourself on one of those torture tables that stretch you out

four months? holy fuck
she probably died a little knowing you are a manlet

how tall r u

>"Wow Manlet! Your shoes have taller heels than mine!"

>job interview

No, don't do this. If you think wearing these out for a night then slipping them off before you get in the sack with some thot would be embarrassing, try facing your manager + co-workers in this predicament.

I stand 6'5, so when that 5'9 manlet comes in to interview, I don't give a shit about his height; he's being hired for his brain and his social skills. If he stands up when I walk in and is 6'2, that's right at my nose and I'll remember that. If he gets hired and comes in his first day with regular shoes, his nose is going to be right in my solar plexus.

Laughable at the very least, but that's a fantastic way to not only advertise yourself as insecure and you probably won't last.

If you're

5’9 she was like 5’3, absolutely gorgeous. She kept bringing up how she hated short guys and it got in my head so I wore lifts whenever we were in public

>6.4
>nothing relevant to add to this thread

>bro you wearing chicks shoes? Imagine being so insecure you need high heels haha do you like dick too haha?

Either a roastie or a faggot, in both cases, fuck off

Sublime

you could have rekt her in a minute
its literally her fault manlets exist. why did u let her bully you

Those look really uncomfortable.

>This saves all manlets, its 2019 and being a manlet
You're wrong. They're very noticeable and make you look even more pathetic and insecure

>day 1458
>the longmen have dropped enough material in the pit for me to work
>I've finally created the perfect device to escape this place
>in time, vengeance will be mine
>manlet uprising soon

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dying

robert downey jr wears these all the time

>this saves manlets

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>coping this hard
just accept your fate user