Alright bros you got any game for hitting on chicks in the gym ? Like a convo starter or something. I was in the gym today and saw one of the qutest grills in my life but she was with two dyels who were evidently trying to show her how to work out but doing gay shit like tricep kickbacks. They were both shorter and smaller than me but i didnt know how to approach her and i feel like such a pussy now because i caught her looking at me couple of times. What do i say next time if i see her ? Lets help /fit get some /fit pussy
Give me gym game
Daniel Williams
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Austin Cooper
>Alright bros you got any game for hitting on chicks in the gym ?
Don't. the most u can do is say HI. if she keeps talking to u. then u can build up a "friendship" every other guy bigger than u. is going to try to fuck her also. don't make an ass out of yourself and be the laughing stock in ur gym.
idk why Jow Forums is so fucking delusional
"girl looks at me"
OH MAN SHE WANTS TO FUCK
Logan Jones
Don't shit where you eat.
What the fuck is a "tricep kickback"?
What you should have done after the dyels left was to tell her how the stupid stuff they showed her wouldn't be effective.
Christopher Hernandez
the gym is the only place I see girls my age
>Jow Forums says I'm not allowed to talk to them
Okay, I guess I'll just be a permanent virgin
Elijah Morris
Don’t ht on girls at the gym retard. That has never once ended well
Nathaniel Brown
try tinder
Evan Gonzalez
I dont have social media/pictures of myself
Oliver Hill
Yea but i didnt want to start sperging about how her tricep kickbacks were useless and she should be doing normal pushdowns or better skullcrushers to get the most bang for the effort i think that would make me seem like the rainman or someshit
Elijah Nelson
go take some
Isaiah Flores
Wallow in your virginity
Evan Roberts
Go to gyms further out and on their free trial hit on chicks.
Hang by the water fountain and when they go for a drink, give them a thumbs up and ask
>feelin firsty?
If you get banned, you won't give a shit and it gives you the opportunity to refine your technique and switch things up like offering a mint after a drink or making them give you their number for a drink.
Cooper Smith
There is no gym game. Its a meat market for dude brahs and thots looking to hook up. No one else there is interested in finding a partner there, at that time, in that context. The "game" for dude brahs is
>sup *mire up and down*
>sup *mires you up and down*
>matches you on tinder later
>fuck after some basic scheduling texts
Charles Reyes
Fuck man im op and i wasnt in my normal gym and i pussied out because of two nerds fuck me she was like an english brunette with pale skin and blue eyes and didnt even know how to workout i could flex my knowledge on her why am i like this
Levi Howard
Just ask them how long they've been working out or whatever. Gym is a terrible place to hit on girls because everyone has headphones on. Headphones are basically sign language for "don't talk to me"
Nolan Walker
>I was literally called "Rainman" as a nickname in HS.
>I was the guy you're replying to.
>I had not seen the movie at the time so I didn't even understand it.
I didn't ask for these feels.
Well there's probably a reason why you'd think it's rather "Rainman" of a response.
Christian Young
Part of being a dude is getting rejected. Women have specific criteria they want you to meet and chances are, you don't meet them. The trick is after getting knocked back a few times, to project the confidence that their criteria is shit and they should be fucking you anyway. If you are fit, just take some pics of yourself and go on tinder. Hit them up and make it plainly obvious you just want sex now. You'll see what I mean about the rejection and then you should start having fun with it and fucking with them.
Who knows? Maybe a fatty needs dick right at the moment you said she looks like she has a nice personality.
Josiah Wright
Lucas Morris
So there is this girl with a mean and serious look in her face, must be around 20 and always goes with her dad and is pretty strong for a girl and has a glorious ass, she was using a machine beside me during december and fate made us use identical water bottles that day, I accidently picked up her bottle and started drinking it and realized the water was cold af (I never drink cold water) then she looked at and smiled and said that we had identical bottles, I just gave a haha and said something about not realizing sooner. That was the only interaction I had with a woman at my gym and I want to tap that butthole this year if you know what I mean, so I made a plan for the next time I see her there to start a conversation, what the hell should I say?
Christian Clark
hey are you using *point to machine next to her (that shes obviously not using).. take it from there
Eli Reed
Qt and I were exchanging glances this morning but since I'm a very faggot I didn't talk to her even though she walked right by me when she left.
I'm destined to be alone forever.
Oliver Scott
howdy
Michael Ross
Keep living life as a beta faggot but don't tell others to be just like you.
>Laughing stock in your gym
People don't give a fuck about some meaningless conversation between OP and some girl, Jesus Christ you're a gigantic bitch and on top of your post being full of beta faggotry you can't make a coherent sentence to save your life.
Kill yourself
Luis Long
howdy
Brandon Jackson
>Did you know that tap water has a high concentration of estrogen due to birth control refuse contaminating the water supply and that while this fact is known by those in power, it is also actively ignored as a means of population control as the excess estrogen negatively affects mens testosterone levels, their aggressivenes, libido as well as their fertility? That is why I only drink filtered, bottled water out of a glass jug and as luck would have it, I have an extra bpa and bsa free straw here and I was thinking we could sit down, have a refreshing drink of cold water and discuss why feminism is designed to brainwash you in order to break the the nuclear family, erode wages and working conditions and lower birthrates as a means to replace us with a rootless, brown slave-consumer class with no identity or loyalty to anything, save what is being sold to them at the time?
Jaxon Sanchez
Howdy, I'm horrifically anti-social so I have no advice but I believe in you my dude.
Noah Nelson
This but unironically.
Thomas Nguyen
Yeah sure whatever cool story bro.
HOWDY
Adam Butler
Never hit on them and instead just channel that frustration in to your lifts.
Brayden Ramirez
youtube.com
Same principals.
Ayden Foster
What if she was only looking at you BECAUSE you were looking at her?
Dominic Collins
This is too funny. I legit brought this up at a party once. Initially was talking about my testosterone levels with my mates and then mentioned about the water and birth control just as a general like "I read this thing that reckoned..." The group of girls we were sitting around with got super defence and dismissive about it as though I was blaming them for it. Was a weird reaction from them but also a touch autistic of me to bring it up in that enviroment with a group of girls we'd only met that night. Rolled with the punches though and in the end just made for a funny moment.
Grayson Rivera
Based and ironpilled
Mason Diaz
I have gotten drunk before and made people admit Hitler was right. Literally just put a knife to their whore throats, raped them because all women are whores and thats what they deserve and made them do a Nazi salute
Cameron Garcia
>dating thread
>hitting on girls at the gym
>general faggotry
please fuck the fuck off
Michael Edwards
You fuck off from my thread you faggot
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Try following the RULES, idiot.
fuck the fuck off loser
Julian Ward
Just be yourself :)