What's my preworkout?

Do you do anything other than shitpost?

Post body with timestamp now, so we can laugh at what a DYEL twink you are.

Admonishing you to switch to unsweetened tea

Seething

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."

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>posts insult instead
haha ur a DYEL twink fuccboi just like user said.
do u stand on streetcorners at night soliciting faggots to suck their dicks?
>yes yes you do

>just like user said

Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

You aren't fooling anyone.

>he drinks his calories
Post body fatty

I only drink something if it has at least 600 calories.

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>getting this mad on a Mongolian spearfishing board

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>still won't post body with timestamp
go back to and lurk more twink

lmao are you really so hurt by the OP?
its just a joke
also why dont you post your body first?

DAMN is that Ronaldo on the bottom right? He really let himself go.

>I drink coffee

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>whey protein? For what purpose?!! I get my protein from food!

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>how much do I lift?
>don't you mean, how much do I weigh?

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Mine is high grade cocoa powder(the kind used for chocolate making) mixed with honey.

>what is your workout attire?
>just a pair of sweats and flat soled shoes and a plain t-shirt

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Move aside, best coffee mixer coming through.

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black coffee is the only stimulant I can take that wakes me up and doesn't make me feel super tweaked out.

After my experience with jack3d I will never take another PWO.

>he's a coffeelet

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I'm sitting here laughing at incels who drink black coffee.
I reach to my cup and realize im drinking black coffee.
Lmao

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I just have a banana and some water before i workout

>>Most accessible, cheap source of caffeine
Caffeine pills are easy to find and they're cheaper
>>Socially acceptable
No, your peers are cringing at you for being an elitist over coffee
>>Delicious with pastries
Just add the cream and sugar then fatass
>>Tastes really good, a nice light roast has fruity and sweet overtones, sometimes even dominated by something unexpected like cherry or pear, and a dark roast has yummy carbon notes like a burnt campfire marshmallow
*Tips*
>>Unless you're a poorfag drinking folgers factory floor sweepings I guess
*Tips*

chicks like that don't drink that shit anyway, they take one sip and say "omg im so full" and throw it away

based and caffeine pilled

>I just have a banana and some water before i workout

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Just mix instant coffee in a diet soda and you're good all day

I drink grocery store brand coffee black because that’s how I drink my coffee. I don’t use preworkout cause I heard some bad shit about it. You make stupid threads op, your probably a giant faaaaag

I did this long before I even knew what hyphy mud was. (Also added sugar)

Literally the most disgusting drink I've ever had.

But it's effective

2008 called they want their memes back

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found the povertyfag.
*tips*

If deadlift isn't your favourite lift you're probably still lifting under 350 and are scared about your back.

>walk into starbucks
>ignore the menu
>”I’ll have a large redeye, room for cream”
>Barista does as I ask, trembling with intimidation and eroticism

kek

Red Bull and MDMA
I blow loads during deadlifts

tf does it matter? i unironically order black coffee every time and its not cringe to order whatever the fuck you like if youre the one paying for it lmao. Starbucks vanilla iced black coffee is 10/10 caramel iced black coffee is like a 7/10
Ive used caffeine pills, preworkout, etc and for some reason drinking the caffeine rather than swallowing a pill of the same amount is more readily absorbed for me it feels like.

Is it still fedora if I get an Americano?

I recently discovered the glory of light roasts and I never want to go back

Why would you do this?

>he doesn't into hyphy mud

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>that file name
>needing to be that specific with your wank folder

WAHN PUNNNNNNNCH!!

>materialize behind this pleb
>he doesn’t realize her trembling is at my presence
>”I’ll have a black eye...”
>pause, turn to him with a sneer
>”...no room”
>her panties cannot contain the flood as I slam the scalding beverage and proceed to mate with her repeatedly
>she forgets to make the bitch ass red eye

>he pays for coffee rather than seducing his way into free drinks from the qt barista

I may have only come to Jow Forums yesterday, but I wasn't born yesterday, son. You can keep that shit.

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>instant coffee
>*mexican_fedora.png*

Is instant coffee that big in mexico? A mexican I work with gave me a jar of mexican nescafe for navidad which I thought was really nice.

This comment just reminded me of the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
>Be me
>Cyclefag
>Met other guy that likes to ride though church
>We start going on shorter rides and doing time trials
>One day he says he wants to do a century
>112 miles
>Not my first so I'm down
>this guy is pushing 50
>Also a desk jockey
>"If you think you're ready for it sure"
>Morning of
>I preloaded at buffet the night before
>Had big stack of pancakes and packed bag full of various high energy snacks
>This guy
>Show up at his house
>This motherfucker
>Has a banana and a Starbucks chai tea
>"Alright user I'm ready for the big day"
>I voice my concerns
>"Nah it will be fine, that tea is like 400 calories"
>Rip
>We load up bikes and drive 2 hours away to race
>Pay registration
>He makes it 40 miles and drops out
This what a decade ago and now I'm mad about it again. Thanks bananafag

It is. I'm weening my family members off that garbage with the Keurig k cups though.

I remember one time a mexican that I worked on a farm with didn't know the difference between regular and instant. He got some grounds at the store, but try to just pour them in a cup of hot water. Then started shit talking American coffee because it was gritty. Top zoz when I showed him the can that said hecho en Mexico

I didn't notice this until recently- went on a "real" date to a semi-nice restaurant, we both got chicken parm which turned out to be an absurdly large quantity, she ate half of one piece while I finished about 3/4 of the whole dish and asked for a to-go box, they asked her if she wanted one and she said no, so they just took her nearly-full $30 plate of food.
I would have been mad as fuck if she hadn't offered to split the check

>tfw stim tolerance steadily climbing
>tfw currently mixing 2 heapinc scoops of C4 into a pint of coffee just to get through the workout
It won't be long till /meth time/ boys, pray for me

Based poorfag

Honestly, working out on meth sounds great. I've done it exactly once and the entire group was just sitting around grinding their teeth and talkig about bullshit until someone came up with the idea that we all race, so we just started sprinting up and down the block at 3 a.m. like a bunch of goofballs. Good time.

Can you describe the feeling? I'm always interested in drugs but scared to actually do them

Yw buddy

I'll recommend you continue with not doing drugs because more often than not it puts you in groups of genuine scumbags unless you're just smoking weed or maybe doing paychedelics and such... anyways, all I can really say is while I wasn't giddy or happy, I felt extremely energetic and generally the best I'd ever felt in my life. Honestly probably the worst possible drug for a depressed person because of how addictive it is and there's no real buzz or anything that i remember, but you don't feel bad, you don't get trapped in your mind, you can articulate yourself (at least to people who are also high) and you feel completely like yourself except you feel can do whatever you feel youve been putting off, so it feels kind of casual until you come down and you're miserable until you force yourself to sleep.

I’m doing under 350, 200# DL and it’s still my favorite.

Even more faggotry

Based and pretentious-killed