Hop on tinder, swipe right and left in hopes of losing my vcard as a 22 y/o khv

Only when I’m standing next to someone

Put up a picture where you aren't dressed up like a faggot. Also you can lie about being a manlet if you like, women really have no idea

Cocaine

Your picture is gay

Sorry user it doesn't get any better. Try to enjoy your time doing something fun instead of worrying about sticking your peepee into someone. Eventually you'll find someone to do fun stuff with.

I don't feel human anymore. Probably too far gone by normie standards and creepy as a 23yo v. I dont look at women anymore, its no use, you can't lift away autism and mental illness.

Just google 'best Tinder pics for men'. Then download snapseed and slap some filters on your pics and you will get matches easy.

I was a virgin till 23. Got Jow Forums, went on Tinder.
First chick I met was way fatter than pics but gave amazing head. It was like dick heaven in that pie hole. Didn't fuck her and never saw her again after.
Second was a small cutish girl, my first ever 'gf'. We didn't have any feelings towards each other, but she gave me handjobs everytime. But she was afraid of sex and we ended it after a few weeks.
Then I met my first real gf. Fucked her that night and we were together for 3 years. First week we fucked 8 times a day. I had so much sex with her and it was super easy to make her cum. Huge confidence boost and she helped me grow a lot as a person. It ended last year in February. Then I went back on Tinder, now knowing how to fuck, and now I'm fucking this beautiful girl with a 10/10 ass. Had anyone told me 4 years ago, when I was 23, that I'd ever stick my dick in a girl like her, I wouldn't have believed it. She's got the kind of ass you'd fail nofap for, and she will do anything in bed. I feel like a fucking pornstar. Banged her in a whirlpool, ate her ass, fucked her while she was sleeping.. All because of Jow Forums advice and Tinder. I'm also so heed my advice. Also recently fucked a 19 year old a few times, and she gave even better head than the fatty, with a lot of endurance too. I don't cum easily from bjs, but that girl would just keep going until she had sucked every last bit of cum out of my dick.

Bottom line: I was clueless virgin till 23, but thanks to Jow Forums and Tinder and Tinder threads on Jow Forums I was able to make it. Don't give up brah.

here's a tip for you and other autismos (like me) who have no friends but still want to get some fucc via okcupid or whatever other dating bullshit there is. the trick is to make yourself look like you have a social circle in your profile pics which gets rid of the lonely creep element.

>get a tripod for your camera/phone
>go out to parks where people go to drink, picnic, play volleyball, play cornhole, etc.
>discreetly set your tripod up to take a video of an area with a lot of people
>find reasons to go up to the people and talk to them. this is the hardest part for the socially-awkward but you only need a single frame of convincing social interaction
>bring your own volleyball and say something like "hey i found this over there, did you lose a ball?"
>bring a leash and say "hey my dog got off his leash and ran off, have you seen a [yellow lab, whatever] running around (this one's good because girls will engage you and a pic of you talking to girls makes girls online more inclined to talk to you)
>etc
>if you're Jow Forums and it's summer and people at the park are shirtless then feel free to go shirtless to low-key show off your physique in profile pics
i've been doing this for years and it works wonders. it puts you a peg above the shirtless selfie guys. you can also bring your tripod to a hiking spot and set it up to film you walking with other hikers walking by so it looks like you hike with people. use your imagination.

this will only really work if you want to get a quick bang, as if you're looking for a gf she might wonder why you never hang out with your "friends"

At least make it original user

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Any tips on the actual texting bro?

Fuck yea, I turn 23 March 28th and have just competed 4 days of strongman 5x5. I get some matches on Tinder but they always look way worse in person. Is there hope for me? Will I looks good by 23?

Making it is basically banging random sloots that everybody else already banged?
Thats not it chief

Redpilled and wise

youll look better but you wont look great in just 3 months but stick with it and youll prosper, fitness is a life long journey.

also one tip if youre doing stronglifts 5x5, do some fucking extra arm work, youll thank me later.

Idk... Don't try and be 'random xD' and don't text forever. Just get to the point and try to meet up. It's a numbers game too, so don't get hung up on one girl or upset when one unmatches or doesn't respond. Eventually you will learn what works. Don't be shy either. I guess what I learned is to always keep some sexual tension and make compliments about lips or legs or anything sexual.

I'm the guy you replied to. I actually started with SL as well. But it's unironically more about the confidence than the body.
You know that advice girls and your mum give you? Be yourself and be confident?
Its true. But what it basically means is take care of yourself, do something with your life and don't be a creep.
But Yea there is definitely hope.

For someone who was a virgin till 23 I'd say yeah, that's making it.

Help bros
I know this girl who's somewhat of a mutual friend. See her at parties all the time but we never actually talk.
I think she's definitely out of my league and Itd be super embarrassing to try something and it go wrong because all her friends know me.
But I know she swiped right on me on Tinder a month ago. I could match with her right now but I'm not sure what the etiquette on that is. She probably only swiped because she knows who I am. And I'm gonna see her at a party this Friday so maybe that could help
What do?

She is out of your league, go next

What do you mean

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Even if she's out of your league it's your best chance.

Should I even bother matching with her before the party? Or would that seem weird?
I don't even know what I would say

Here’s mine, got it in october and have about 250 matches right now. Well aware that I’m below dyel, my only goal on Jow Forums has been to lose weight
>my bio
6’1
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control France with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pauldangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-In regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel
-Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Very based

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Go for thots thats in your league, be realistic. Many of my friends are all ugly faggots, 5/10 and not doing any good with women, but still they go for 8/10 and somehow they ALWAYS fail to seal the deal, a few times i get one of them a thot thats interested in them, but when my friends see the girl, they get disgusted when they find out she is a 5/10 thot, even tho my friends are also 5/10

Moral of story? Dont eat where you shouldn't, because at the end of the day even if it goes your way and you manage to gf a girl thats out of your league, she will cheat on you and you will feel like cheat
Talking from experience bro, but i dont know

But why waste a shot on a thot where the chance of getting with her is very small? Use that shoot to get other girls you know you got a chance with, stop wasting time

I use hinge and got good results. Had a good haircut and body pic thanks to fit. Problem is I'm autistic and don't know how to act in social situations. Or I should say I turn into a coward when things turn sexual. I got a girl to send nudes but when she asked to hookup I ghosted her. Is that a sign of low test

I'm not ugly or anything. I've just never been with anyone before and have zero self confidence.
How do I know if someone's actually out of my league?

That is wayyyyy below DYEL, not sure people understand what DYEL even means

fucking ecks dee X D

related question bros: how do I meet women at all? Bars are full of normies.

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Listen bro, in my mind, no thot is out of my league because im one of the better looking guys in my city and usually everywhere i go, in that case its different because im actually goodlooking and girls find me attractive

I dont know how you look, but if you atleast 7/10 or even 8/10, you need to create a mindset that no girls is out of your league, it all depends on how you look facially and bodywise, also height is important, but if you are like 5/10 or 6/10 and struggle with women already, you can't go for hottest girls out there, its gonna backfire anyway

>considers being normal “bad” and creates a derogatory term to describe normal people
>”why can’t I get a girlfriend?”

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tinder?

Why do i always go for loser girls? I resent them when we start going. Is it because i have low confidence?

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this is beyond autism. definitely dont do this

Multiple girls have told me I should be a model but I'm also only 5'11" and >brown. I'd say I'm a solid 7.5
Shes not all that hot or anything, but I just feel like girls always think of themselves too highly

Bro if you don't do it... Match her. You don't even have to message her anything after that if you don't want to. Just indicate to her that you're interested and pay attention to how she acts the next time you're around. Let things unfold you sick cunt

Then she is not out of your league, 5/10 thots think they can get with aesthetics guys like that, fat thots even hit on me thinking they got a chance, its just the way these fucking hoes roll these days, just dont act like she is a out of your league, thats most important, always treat women equally, but always make it clear which one you want to fuck and which one you are interested in

Yes

cocaine

im ugly as fuck but fucked 15+ girls from tinder in the last 6 months

basically you have no chance with anyone 6/10 or above unless youre literally Gandy.

I dont have much shame so I go for like 4's but its whatever im too autsitic to pull in real life

you just gotta get lucky and match with a girl whos just out of a relationship and looking for a quick rebound / self esteem boost fuck.

you gotta be really quick and make it real convenient. set up a time and place as soon as possible, within the first message or two you should be asking her if she wants to come over and have some wine and pizza or a movie or something.

also since youre a virgin youre probably gonna catch feelings but just go into anything with an alpha mindeset and you should be good. also definitely get drunk and high and take some viagra if its ur first time.

One thing I learned from tinder is to be as much of a cookie cutter generic fuckboy as possible. For ages I had pics of me in nice dress shirts at weddings, friends birthdays etc trying to act grown up. Got maybe 50-60 matches over several months. Put up some super generic festival photos with me and some friends in singlets and have had about 200 matches since. I thought you would attract more girls standing out but turns out you do way better just trying to fit in

One thing I learned is that dumb girls hate smart guys
Don't show that you're not a fuck boy and that you're actually intelligent in your bio
I had my school program (engineer) in mine before and it ruined everything

Not necessarily. But you have to willing to make yourself uncomfortable socially to push through and get good at it. It's a skill. Hopefully you realize that before it's too late.

Honestly yes. I did the same thing but my tastes have changed as I've got more of my life in order and my confidence increased.

ive had tinder for 3 days and have over 400 matches.. and im a fat manlet

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