Imagine the chatterin o these hens. Peals o laughin in ya heed aken to Big Ben on a Tuesdee...

Imagine the chatterin o these hens. Peals o laughin in ya heed aken to Big Ben on a Tuesdee. Ow much ya reckin the one o the left could lift?

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Girl in orange is getting mogged hard, girl on camera left is the cutest but could do with dropping a few lbs

Breeding with #3 is the least likely to result in retarded looking sons.

Roll for waifu. Dubs = you may add or subtract 1 to your number

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Imagine kissing on of them and BOOM your face is suddenly caked up

ROLLAN

double dubs means I get to fuck all of them, right?

Not this time buddy. Only one. Last two count. 11 = 0/1/2. Choose wisely

Rolling.

Why is it easier to get the best two than the worst two?

1 is scary so she's out
0 looks like a much better lay, definitely the hottest
2 is probs the best waifu material tho, looks like the most fun and probs cooks well

You are 100% no Scottish so fuckin stop that writing ya absolute weirdo. Trying to make us look stranger than we are ya clown.

what language is this?

See

2 1 4 3

Dis right ere

id be surprised if none of them had an std

Orange: not a skank, tall, slender and probably smart. ++ for offspring. It's your wife. You have to take her to see your parents and stuff

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Don't be fobbing me off with the freak dude. I got a 1. That's the slag looking girl on the right. Perfect

swag

It's 2 4 1 3 retard

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fat with no tits
repulsive taste

What do i get for trips?

correct
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I’ll be happy regardless :)

Ayy dis mate has da gist of it