>took chicken out for dinner
>Sister uses it all to make some facebook-tier chicken recipe
>Smothers it all in cheese (not a fan)
"I left a piece for you without cheese, user"
>Mfw
Took chicken out for dinner
Adam Moore
Brandon King
Post pics of sister
Brody Green
This
Hunter Cooper
>i left food out
>some fucking BITCH cooked it for me
>the absolute nerve
Can I fuck your sister? She sounds wifeable
Liam Torres
Have with your salmonella, that chicken looks pinker than your sisters flesh mound.
Cooper Baker
Only if you want to eat every meal for the rest of your life out of Mason jars
Nope but she fat
Jose Robinson
ITS FUCKING RUUUUAAAWWW
Jaxson Cox
sorry but what the fuck am I even looking at here!?
who the fuck eats 1 oz of chicken on a piece of bread.
>tfw 25 oz steak and eggs gaston masterrace
Matthew Rivera
fuck her to reassert food dominance
Anthony Wood
That doesnt look cooked properly,I assume she baked it?
Ryan Allen
>flesh mound
lel
post pics of sisters flesh mound op
Blake Brown
That shit isn't even cooked and I'm pretty sure those are fucking canned peach slices on top. Disgusting fuck
Aaron Young
>wifeable
:3
Robert Diaz
this op. never let her cook your seabass
Jonathan Turner
Cut it open and show us the damage. It looks raw as fuck.
Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Price
Aren't facebook/insta tier recipes supposed to look good? That looks raw and disgusting
Camden Diaz
of course it does, a woman cooked this.
Benjamin Taylor
They're clearly yellow bell pepper and the lighting in the photo is bad, making it look pinker than it really is.
Jacob Morris
It's overcooked, she baked it without any fat or sauce so it kinda turned into pink rubber
It has yellow tomato's and some kind of green on top. Really bland
There was some pasta too, but she ate that because she doesn't eat meat
Jordan Howard
do those ridges make it hard to cut things properly?
Logan Powell
i have seen overcooked chicken before and it never looked like "pink rubber." The most overcooked I saw was when the meat was starting to get transparent.
Xavier Cox
>cooked your meat
>doesn't eat meat
well this is clearly a woman's doing. god why can't they just make sense
Logan Jenkins
OP here, nothing left in the fridge so making myself an egg white omelette with avocado on toast
Isaac Jenkins
I only want to know this
Blake Morris
Keep your cuts towards the center of the plate. They can be a pain, yes
Dylan Collins
reminds me of the time Jackass made an omelette where everything was mixed in some guys stomach and puked up to cook.
Michael Green
>egg whites
What are you gay
if so post squat
Ayden Hughes
What the fuck? Tell her to buy you new chicken. So the literal only reason she cooked your food it to post about it on social media?
Jaxson James
ham onions and whats the green shits?
Xavier Parker
Impregnate her to reassert your dominance over the fridge.
Xavier Cooper
Is this a meme? Am I being meme’d?
Surely you can’t be serious
Noah Ward
>living with your sister
Elijah Kelly
Would you guys eat my aisan stirfry?
It's really spicy, has plenty of pork
Henry Moore
i hope u lose ur gains
meanie
Jaxon Thompson
Pablano peppers
Ate it on some pumpernickel, washing it down with rum
Tyler Ward
based, thanks for replying for me, I was actually in the kitchen crushing two venison cheeseburgers on that very plate
Ian Ortiz
Egg whites are tastier senpai
Yeah I'm at my parents house until I find a new job, might move out anyway because they're driving me up the wall, but I'm kind of scared of what I'll become in my current state without daily social interaction
Asher Roberts
Oh fuck yeah, got a recipe or something?
Joseph Hall
i would eat it,
would you nosh me off afterwards?
Alexander Flores
>literal