Would you feel comfortable enough of your gains to eat naked?

>The first nudist restaurant in Paris has been forced to close its doors 15 months after opening because it failed to attract enough customers.

>O'naturel, located in the city's 12th arrondissement, will close its doors permanently in February, owners Mike and Stephane Saada revealed.

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>Lean to the side nonchalantly
>pfft
>"ahhhh"
>pluffffp!
>Spoik!
>gf looks over
>"Oh I didn't know desert was being served already, I love chocolate moouse!"
>"It even has nuts!"

No because the majority of the world isn’t Jow Forums. They stuff their faces, overeat, have no proper dining etiquette, and fart everywhere. I don’t want to be looking at a bunch of flab while i’m eating, thanks anyways.

Who wants to eat with a bunch of gross naked people?

>fairly attractive young dudes sitting next to haggard old slags
I feel like there are some shady dealings at work here

frogs being degenerates, what's new

>french cucks acting like a bunch of degenerate freaks

why am i not surprised this is coming from the first country to get officially BLACKED

Why isnt this getting replies?

Cause its a joke an actual child would make.

Sounds unhygienic as fuck.

I'd be okay to try it once, but not in NA. NA have minds of children and equate nudity with sexuality so all the incels would have little unloved boners.

Absolutely based

imagine if a girl sat on your food and forced you to eat it off her ass haha lol

Not really because although average size my penor looks so small when Im not hard.

Fart noises are literally a well-established meme, here.

Read that over a few times until you realize the intellectual quality of this board and the mental bearings of the people who post on it.

Any time I can have my clothes off is a plus. Went from no attention to chad at a pool party when I popped my shirt off.

not edgy or childish enough for here faggot

This is the closest I'd get to nude eating in public. Fuck the french

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>less than half the population believes affairs are immoral
>open marriages are expected
>everyone goes around naked
Why is france so degenerate?

>Paris
Based Muslims not participating in Western degeneracy

What’s shady about nice young men taking their moms out to dinner?

>cleaning the snail trails off of every seat at the end of the night
Literally my dream job.

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Fuck the french. Their frech-fries. Their french toast. Everything.

imagine the smell

Nice

You ever accidentally get some hot sauce on your shirt/pants?
Ever have sizzling food?

Been to a nudist beach with some friends, you may think its weird at first, but it takes little time to get used to it and then you don't even feel naked

Imagine you happen to have a boner and a drop of tobasco falls directly into your urethra

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Unironically rope and chair

>no tuna
No Thank you

Probably feel pretty good. I can't even get hard anymore unless I get a Tabasco enema

I have gyno, chestne scars. Fresh bacne. Stench. Marks. I wouldnt want people to see me

Attractive women dont go to these

Reddit humor

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I started going to the sauna. It's co-ed and no swimsuits are allowed. I'm slowly getting more and more confident of my body as I see girls check me out.

t. Redditor cuck trying to blend in