>the guy that sets this up, pulls it once, then leaves it for half an hour to go do a chest workout
"that guy" thread
Lmfaoooooooooooo ahahahahaha nigggas mad on Jow Forums
I do this. Roast me.
>that autist who does a 3day full body routine and is always listening to music avoiding eye contact
Do you think he knows people always laugh at him?
Do you mean doing a full body routine every single time you go to the gym? Because that's me. I always go in saying I'm only gonna do legs or chest or whatever, but I just end up doing everything anyway.
>bench press
>pull up
>curl
i hit every body part 3x a week. is this a problem?
>Doesn't wipe equipment after finishing with it
>Doesn't put equipment or plates back on the rack
The only way you get away with this is if you're in a shitty gym, so I guess you roasted yourself
Are you me
>be me
>never been to gym before
>go with shipmates at A school
>get routine:
>15 minute run
>5 minute curls
>5 minute ammo cans
>3×10 squats
>3×10 bench press
>calisthenics
>cool down shit
>be 2 weeks later
>gym bros quit
>going by myself every day, same routine
>be Monday
>get told by swole staff Sargent that I'm going to fuck up my shoulders with how I curl and that I need to decrease weight
>twice
>hear him whisper to his bro about weird as ammo cans
>hear him whisper to his bro about doing arms then abruptly switching to squats
>when I get to the bench I feel his eyes on me
>mfw I'm dating around the gym
>mfw he goes to the back sceam-lifting
I do this every time because nobody uses this equipment in my gym.
Or is it nobody uses this equipment in my gym because I do this every time
Kek either way, idgaf
>that fucking boomer who stayed on the leg press for 45 minutes during which he locked his legs like 13 times(i saw him slap his legs up from the other side) and started doing dumbell flys in the middl eof a set
seriously wtf was this guy doing.
wtf
Did he have worms, why is there skidmarks?
are you a nigger
I'm that guy
fuck you
I just want to do my workout and go drive home
that borderline morbidly obese ma who is almst norwood 3 but has long afro hair who does 6 plate leg presses and 5 plate deadlifts and yells like a fucking madman in the process
I feel bad for your staff Sargent.
These people seems to be the majority where i live
I don't wipe
Ever
>that guy who wears an eyepatch at the gym
Thought it looked goofy but it's actually badass
>That guy who's rotating fast enough in the squat rack to generate a magnetic field, moving all the weights towards him
>That guy who absorbs all visible light in the gym and only emits IR pulses
>That guy who gets uncomfortably close to you, stealing your electrons and breaking your hydrogen bonds
>That guy who spiked the waterfountain with restriction enzymes and is currently gene-editing all the lifters to shrink by two feet so he can be king of manlets.
Same here, user.
I shouldn't hate it as much as I do, but it's absolutely vile. Especially coming from adults who should know better.
Fuck you.
why did you post this